Wasn't Breaking Dawn great? It was way more shitty and WTF than I ever expected it could be. *tear* FUCK MY WIFE AND MAKE SOME PUPPIES! WHAT? No, OF COURSE I DIDN'T CONSULT WITH HER IN REGARD TO THIS! THIS IS MAN TALK!
It was spectacular. I'm thinking that's why I dreamed it was a brilliant piece of literature, because seriously, I could not have anticipated the sheer perfection of its terribleness. In my dream, I put the book down and was like "I will never see its equal," and yeah, actually, that's true.
When I told my husband about the c-section by vampire teeth, he just *stared* at me. He also thought I was kidding about the pedo werewolf.