The Automatic - In the Club

Bloc Party - Talons

Estelle - American Boy (acoustic)

Jefferson Airplane - Someone to Love

Let it Be/It wasn't me

Zombies Walk

Love will tear you apart

The Flobots - Handlebars

There's no one as Irish as Barack Obama

So basically a bunch of rap with guitars. IDK. And if anyone else had any, I'd be really grateful.

Looney tunes! Also Tom & Jerry.

Lolling so hard.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EADUQWKoVek

That is so cool.

Five points, motherfucker!

( I finished reading The Pulse )

I did a layout for a friend and decided it was nicer than mine. This cannot be! So I did mine. Again. Does anyone else want one?

Also: someone made me a cover for my nano and it is so frigging awesome.

I'm doing nano again. I hate you all. I hate planning. Guess what I'm doing? A shit load of it. I hate you all.

Also, I found mushrooms growing in my garden. Eat them, y/n?

I read the book years ago but hadn't seen the film since someone pointed out that if they'd just stuck Frodo on an eagle they could have got to Mordor in five minutes. So I was apparently quite annoying to watch it with, starting by calmly asking why they couldn't go get an eagle but by the end I was just pointing at the telly and shrieking "EAGLE!" every so often.

I love Gollum. Unfortunately my boyfriend started getting jealous and went "Hit him harder, Sam!" every time I mentioned this. He's jealous. Of Gollum. So I started pointing out all the gay bits.This didn't work the way I planned because he joined in. I finally got him when he asked were they all going to have an orgy on Frodo's bed. "I know people who write that."

"They what."

Today we had a public argument about his car that ended up with him yelling at me (in the middle of the street!) "It is not small! Shut up!"

My life is full of small pleasures.

This is a horrible thing for me to say about anyone, but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PARTY TIME!

These are my two favourite pages from anything ever. Five years later, and i still burst out laughing whenever I read them.

( context: Deadpool is recovering from a massive brain injury )

You've probably seen these before, but what the hell.

Jane Austen's Batman.

"I was very much angered the other day by your asking me to choose who was to live, and who to die. I did not expect such an insult."

"Did not you? And yet it nonetheless occurred. But that is one great difference between us. Chaos always take YOU by surprise, and ME never. What could be more natural than me asking you to compromise your principles, your integrity, your commitment to never varying your facial expression? I could not help seeing that you were about five times as self-righteous as every other man in Gotham City."

A talk by Terry Pratchett on feminism in fantasy.

The fantasy world. in fact, is overdue for a visit from the Equal Opportunities people because, in the fantasy world, magic done by women is usually of poor quality, third-rate, negative stuff, while the wizards are usually cerebral, clever, powerful, and wise. Strangely enough, that's also the case in this world. You don't have to believe in magic to notice that. Wizards get to do a better class of magic, while witches give you warts.

It's really good, by the way. I've come to a very, very disturbing conclusion. Mr. Bennet: I would hit that. Far moreso than Darcy.

I don't even know, you guys.

I love Daredevil. Have done for years, when buzzylittleb threw a copy at my head (I get introduced to the best stuff like that).

Okay, Matt Murdock was blinded as a child by some freaky chemicals that enhanced all his other senses. Now he's a lawyer who fights crime!

It started with Stan Lee, of course. The art in the first four issues was done by Joe Orlando, who got a mention in Watchmen. Basically it's really cute and funny. In 2001 Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale did their own version of this origin story in Daredevil:Yellow. If the art looks familiar, that's because it is.



( Lots of pictures )

When three ex-footballers from your rival team approach you and ask for directions, the correct response is to send them way off the wrong side of town, y/n? Or else I'm just a bad person. Which is very possible.

I think Ray Parlour tried to hit on me, but I'm not entirely sure. I'm really good at repressing things like that *shudder*

They may still be out there, looking for their cars.

It has been an eventful year for my mother's family. And by eventful I mean hilarious. First the IRA gatecrashed my great uncle Vincent's funeral. Because apparently he was in it, which he kept really fucking quiet.

Then my cousin Tommy got engaged. But decided he was going to invite one uncle and one aunt from each side of the family. To be honest, this by itself would have given enough of a laugh to last the whole year. But then his father dropped dead three days after his sister announced her pregnancy engagement. You can so die of shock!

Last week my great uncle Bill died. Who apparently was a multi-millionaire living in Las Vegas, and was the original owner of the Galtymore and Electric Ballroom clubs in London. I swear to God no one ever tells me a fucking thing.

And then today my mum was on the phone to her brothers. Who all have wedding invitations from Tommy, who has changed his mind. And mum doesn't have one. Her exact words were "That little bastard! I'm going to fucking kill him!" She still wandering the house, occasionally muttering under her breath "That little bastard!" It is the funniest thing ever.

It's scary when I'm the normal one.

"List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life."

1) The Joker. At some point the nurse outfit would have to come off. And he's the Joker. And it's only fun when I'm the one causing the pain.

2) Rorschach. Honestly, him being dead is the least of the problems here.

3) Pete Wisdom. Hot knives as fingers are an accident waiting to happen.

4) The Master. Again, don't want to be hit.

5) Sylar. Like my head attached, thanks.

I was going to put Ben from Lost, but I couldn't think of a reason why that wouldn't work! Which is sort of worrying.

I guess I have a type DDDDD:

Finally got around to reading the end of Astonishing X-Men.

I hate you, Joss Whedon :(

I'm going to go re-read Watchmen to cheer myself up. Yes, things are that bad.