03:59 pm - Dear Brain,
You are able to get away with not wearing padded bike shorts/pants at the gym because the seats of the indoor bikes they have are the equivalent of La-Z-Boy recliners. The same can not be said of the seat to your outdoor road bike. Which, in comparison, is the equivalent of a very small-headed sewing pin. Thus, making what was supposed to be a nice easy 1-hour outdoor ride equivalent to an hour alone with a bite-happy chihuahua. Do this again, and I may have to file a formal complaint.
Now, go walk your dog and wait to sit down for at least two more hours.
No love,
Your Derriere
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