the tales of a wandering minstrel

i contemplated actually turning the last piece into a longer ficlet thinger, but didn't want to mess with the established pattern, so you'll have to do with a drabble-set.

the last bit:
the first day | the second day | the third day | the fourth day | the fifth day | the sixth day | the seventh day | the eighth day | the ninth day | the tenth day | the eleventh day

( 3 x 100 word drabble-set, the twelfth day of christmas, draco, PG )

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this has been educational and entertaining to write.

title: tea for three
author: snottygrrl
rating: PG
pairiing: harry/draco
word count: 745
warnings: angst-ish and only implied smex
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. also, the author is not responsible for underage readers. please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this was written for the verse on the comm hd_365@lj that has daily postings by a select group of authors. as you've been reading in other's posts, this is my last bit for the comm. this little adventure was interesting, challenging and rewarding. i can't thank the maintainers, the other writers or our devoted readers of this comm enough. it's been a ride.

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title: come, come thou bleak december wind
author: snottygrrl
rating: PG
pairing: harry/draco
word count: 400 words exactly
warnings: flangsty, short and mostly implied smex
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. also, the author is not responsible for underage readers. please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this was written for the verse on the comm hd_365@lj that has daily postings by a select group of authors. unbeta'd and extremely late and rather short. humblest apologies. what can i say, i'm failing at life currently. at least it's still fri in the states. this is a 4 count drabble set. title comes from Samuel Taylor Coleridge's Fragment 3

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title: between the devil and the deep blue sea
author: snottygrrl
rating: PG
pairing: harry/draco
word count: ~365
warnings: more cliched euphemisms than you can shake a stick at. and no visible smex. sorry.
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. also, the author is not responsible for underage readers. please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this was written for the verse on the comm hd_365@lj that has daily postings by a select group of authors. unbeta'd and not a little bit strange

( by clicking on this link you assert you are of age to read PG Rated fiction - Draco shifts gingerly in his office chair and wonders how rabbits function. )

title: six degrees
author: snottygrrl
rating: PG
pairing: harry/draco
word count: 600 words exactly
warnings: er, none really, except that this may not really work v. well.
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. also, the author is not responsible for underage readers. please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this was written for the verse on the comm hd_365@lj that has daily postings by a select group of authors. this is an odd little piece and hopefully it will work for you all. it's less about the prompt (tenderness) and more about the other author's work. of the six drabbles in this set, ii. is based on cutecoati's queen of spades, v. on rurounihime's epiphany and last but not least, vi. is from lusiology's defeated and in deep water.
also this is unbeta'd and i am shattered. please let me know if you find something that is amiss.

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title: discontent
author: snottygrrl
rating: nc-17
pairing: harry/draco
word count: 877
warnings: rimming, adult language, angstiness and schmoop.
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. and Disney. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. also, the author is not responsible for underage readers. please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this was written for the verse on the comm hd_365@lj that has daily postings by a select group of authors. the d bit for me originally was doggy-style, though it morphed into something quite different. sorry for the lateness of the post. tried to finish before i went to sleep last night, but it just wasn't happening. am still not pleased with the end, but i'm outta time. unbeta'd cause i'm so late i'm barely accomplishing making it in friday for the states, having missed friday in the rest of the world.



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title: out fishing
author: snottygrrl
rating: nc-17
pairing: harry/draco
word count: ~1100
warnings: none really. er, except maybe it ends rather suddenly, but i couldn't get the boys to do anything else. and of course smex.
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. and Disney. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this was written for the verse on the comm hd_365@lj that has daily postings by a select group of authors. this is an odd little adventure, the bunny being one of persistence, despite its strangeness. the story kept morphing as the amazing women before me posted such great pieces. hope this little one doesn't disappoint. it obliquely refers to plum crazier and plum crazy. unbeta'd cause i'm on a long weekend and just didn't have myself together enough to manage.


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title: the colour of kisses
author: snottygrrl
rating: PG-13
pairing: harry/draco
word count: 525
prompt: colour
warnings: none really. er, except maybe that there isn't much pr0n
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this was written for the verse on the comm hd_365@lj that has daily postings by a select group of authors. um, this didn't come out as i intended. for one thing it was supposed to be mostly colour and smut, and then the boys got all plotty, and then they wouldn't go back to the smut, they just wanted to fade to black. please don't hate me. also thought it was going to be longer. unbeta'd because it's 2.40am, and who am i gonna get to beta now? promise to do better next time.


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as everyone and their friends have mentioned, the master list for the hd_remix@lj was put up today, which means i can tell you what i already suspected. flamewarrior wrote the beautiful shriven (a remix of my first ever hp!fic love lasts).

and here is my remix

title: ghost in the attic (the confession: i must have loved you remix)
rating: PG
paring: harry/draco
Word count: ~1840
summary: post-war. Draco wonders about Harry.
warnings: minor character death
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
author's notes: this is a remix of wildegirl_05’s Ghost in the Attic. i chose to do a standard remix theme and tell the story from the other’s POV (draco in this case). the thing that makes this a wee bit tricky is that draco isn’t actually in the original fic. Ghost in the Attic was inspired Sting’s song Ghost Story. i tried to keep this remix to the spirit of that song and the rhythm of the original story.
finally, i would not have been able to pull this off without the unending support of phenix_tears and coffeejunkii. one who brainstormed for hours and hours with me (and gives me unending support) and the other who kept me from giving up and encouraged and extended and beta'd in the 11th hour. thanks ladies.


( Draco Malfoy carefully locks his teller drawer, flicks some lint off of his perfectly pressed suit and dons an expensive-looking Muggle overcoat. )

comments are just like strawberries dipped in chocolate

by: snottygrrl
rating: PG
paring: harry/draco
spoilers: all books
summary: draco never believed he'd be glad to see Potter. post-war.
warnings: ust flangst, slash
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this fic was written as part of the serpentinelion's @lj secrets and wishes fest challenge. i chose wildegirl_05's request. I would really really like to see a h/d fic where H and D have parallel lives. One day, all their plans for that day are completely and utterly messed up by life. What follows is fate throwing the two of them running into each other constantly and the day ends with them kissing. Witty dialogue, please! Messers up of plans should include: seamus, blaise, lucius, snape, remus, ron and hermione.
this fic gave me no end of trouble right up 'til i finally wrestled the boys into giving me an ending. i'm not sure how close i came to delivering what was requested, but this is what the boys wanted to do. will not claim to be able to write witty dialogue, but i did manage to include everyone of the above messers up.
the majority of the fic takes place at St Christopher's Hospice in London and in their Creative Living Centre, where Draco works. I made up the organisation Healing Paws, based on real groups that do what this fictional organisation does (and only later realised its initials were HP). for those of you not familiar with dog breeds, this is a Corgi.
solacium is latin for consolation , comfort, relief.
gratitude and kisses to my lovely betas, earth_magic, lusiology and phenix_tears. i am so spoiled. unfortunately, because of timing, they only got to beta most of the fic, so if there are errors, they are most certainly mine, and not the fault of these wonderful ladies.
word count: ~6300

( by clicking on this link you assert you are of age to read PG-rated fiction - Draco yawned tiredly as he waited for his order at the corner coffee shop, hoping against hope that the latte would keep him alert enough to make it through his shift.  )

you know i'm always interested in what you think.

w00t! finally finished.

anyone who likes this fic, can thank M, some random stranger in norway. she was my first commenter that i didn't know who she was or where she had come from, but she liked my fic, and i was stunned and humbled and grateful. she asked for this piece and i did it for her. [*loves*]

at the reception

by: snottygrrl
rating: PG-13
paring: harry/draco
spoilers: all books
summary: ron and hermione just got married, but it is all a little hazy to harry. harry's pov
warnings: ust flangst, follow up to ficlets written before hbp, therefore non-compliant with book six.
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this fic is a follow up to a pair of ficlets i wrote over a year ago, always a groomsman... and ...never a groom which take place just before hermione's and ron's wedding (one from draco's pov, one from harry's pov). this fic will most likely make more sense if you read them first. gratitude and kisses to my lovely betas, earth_magic, fungus_files and phenix_tears. i am so spoiled. this fic is written for M. my Norwegian Lurker Chick. [*smooches*]
word count: ~3380

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comments are good karma

interestingly enough, i seem to have come to the end of unexpected, that strange wee saga that has been growing from various weekly awdt prompts over at jamie2109's . every part has been prompted by one of the awdt's (though not all were done in the correct week of the prompt). so here is part 8, the final chapter (i believe anyway), that takes a tame little mostly G rated fic and flings it into nc17 (or maybe just hard R, i'm never sure about the breakdown on that). this is one of the few really smutty pieces i've written, so be gentle. from this weeks prompt "I have no idea." horrendously long for an awdt, but, oh well. unbeta'd cause i ran out of time since i am just under the wire, once again (unconscionable, really, for a piece this long. sorry 'bout that). anyway, without further ado - or wibbling- here is part 8:

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7

( (by clicking on this link you assert you are of age to read NC-17 Rated fiction - 1540 word fic, unexpected (cont.), nc17, h/d )

i'm a bit wibbly about the v. end. hope it is okay. comments are good karma.

i didn't manage to finish last weeks awdt, but i did have the chapter partially written. however, harry and draco have been particularly ornery these last few weeks. i thought i was going to be able to keep up with awdt, write my the secret santa christmas gift!fic and finish reception before xmas, this is not to be. but though i could not get harry and draco to behave in order to finish the partially written chapter, i did manage to come up with something for this weeks awdt prompt over at jamie2109's (i think he'll appreciate that). it turned out to be the next bit of the strange wee saga that is unexpected (don't worry, you are still going to see the half done chapter, just not this week). every part has been prompted by one of the awdt's (though not all were done in the correct week of the prompt). so here is part 7, unbeta'd cause i couldn't be asked and anyway am just under the wire (once again).

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6

( 230 word drabble, unexpected (cont.), G, molly, h/d )

comments are like christmas presents. it is good to give. [*grin*] oh, and anyone who wants to send over a little writing energy to help me finish my xmas fic, feel free.

anyway, somehow in the midst of all that, i managed to actually use this weeks awdt prompt over at jamie2109's to write the next bit of the ongoing saga that is unexpected. every part has been prompted by one of the awdt's (though not all were done in the correct week of the prompt). this week's prompt is cocoa butter body lotion, which i didn't really think i'd be able to use, and then suddenly... so here is part 6, unbeta'd cause i'm just too lazy and am just under the wire anyway. not only that, but i am well over the 500 word limit. [*sheepish smile*]

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5

( by clicking on this link you assert you are of age to read PG-rated fiction - 725 word flopsy, unexpected (cont.), PG, h/d )

i so should be asleep. comments are always appreciated.

so this is another bit in the odd little story that is unexpected. every part has been prompted by one of the awdt's over at jamie2109's (though not all were done in the correct week of the prompt). this week's prompt is my ego thanks you. so here is part 5, unbeta'd cause i'm just too lazy and didn't get it finished in time for that kind of hoohaw.

part 1, part 2, part 3 part 4

( 545 word flopsy, unexpected (cont.), G, h/d )

[*wibbles*] am not sure this one is up to snuff, but hopefully it'll pass.

this one was also brought on by an awdt prompt from jamie2109's lj. we're all going to die. again, unbeta'd because it wasn't supposed to get this long, and even though it did, i can't be asked to impose on my buddies.

without further babble, i bring you unexpected, part 4 (in which i continue in my latest trend to abuse draco)

part 1, part 2, part 3

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comments are always appreciated, especially on bits like this that are different than what i usually do [*whimpers quietly*]

i started this back when i was headed to twh and had just done the first to pieces of unexpected (part 1, part 2) based on two successive weeks of the awdt prompts. that week's prompt from jamie2109's awdt was i want it all, and i want it now. so i bring you, part 3 of unexpected (unbeta'ed because it was supposed to be a drabble, it just got out of hand).

( 735 word flopsy, unexpected (cont.), G, h/d )

comments are always welcome. there will be at least one more part to this, then we'll see where it wants to go from there.

anyway, managed to finish this week's awdt in between everything else. this week's prompt (brought to you by jamie2109) is it was a summer rain. by popular demand, i am continuing last weeks drabble, unexpected. once again, i think i'm just in under the wire.

( 500 word drabble, unexpected (cont.), G, h/d )

finally managed to finish this week's awdt in between everything else. this week's prompt (brought to you by jamie2109) is are we having fun yet?. i think i'm just in under the wire.

( 365 word drabble, unexpected, G, h/d )

mmmm, am not sure it really wanted to end just there, but i'm out of time and so v. behind.

the harry/malfoy thing

by: snottygrrl
rating: PG
paring:H/D
spoilers: none.
summary: post-war, ron figures out the harry/malfoy thing.
warnings: m/m relations implied. mpreg baby.
disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
This author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country.
author's notes: this plot bunny came into being after i read sorion's only three years (which you should all go read). it works as a stand alone, but does come from the same universe several years later. huge kudos to my three lovely betas coffeejunkii, fungus_files and phenix_tears.
word count: ~2950

( by clicking on this link you assert you are of age to read PG Rated fiction - the harry/malfoy thing (h/d, PG) )