Well, that wank went to hell rather quickly.

I'm too tired to deal with anything right now, so goodnight~

What is up with all the misogyny wank lately? It's like they all came out in droves once the end of May hit.

{09:32:09} <Ken> Oh wait
{09:32:11} <Ken> what's vore?
{09:32:24} <%Sol> Let's just say...it's someone eating someone else.
{09:32:25} <Zippo[work]> when you're sexually aroused by gore and death, you have a serious problem
{09:32:27} <%Sol> And not in the sexual way.
{09:32:28} <ViewtifulStarman> picture you're eating a delicious plate of spaghetty
{09:32:30} <ViewtifulStarman> *spaghetti
{09:32:33} <Ken> ....
{09:32:35} <ViewtifulStarman> now picture you ARE a delicious plate of spaghetti
{09:32:36} <Ken> Oh my...
{09:32:38} <ViewtifulStarman> now picture you're getting EATEN
{09:32:43} <Ken> Ew..
{09:32:44} <ViewtifulStarman> now picture you're having a RAGING ORGASM the entire time
{09:32:51} <Ken> What the fuck?!
{09:32:55} <Zippo[work]> LOL, epic quote
{09:32:55} <Ken> People are really into this shit?
{09:32:59} <Equilibrium> welcome to #REO
{09:33:00} <Zippo[work]> yes
{09:33:06} <Equilibrium> we teach you how to enjoy life

I love it when people find out about vore for the very first time.

To anybody who reads this...

There is a Smash Bros. kink meme! It's very awesome, but is in dire need of people contributing.

Why do I look at Smashboards whyyyyyyyy

If Gamefaqs is the cesspool of the internet gaming community, then the Smashboards are where hopes go to die and your soul is sucked into a neverending vortex of tl;dr and elitism.

Ugh, I want to do a wank report on it, but it would be wasted; the whole forum is one huge wank itself, so there would be no point.

But for now, my head hurts from just looking at the board. Argh.

And yes, I was over there just looking for wank to read. Everywhere you look there IS wank, and not of the funny kind. ;_;

Oh fandom_wank.

Racism wank is never funny, and not just the wank itself. The comments are full of fail too.

No porn for any of you. =(

So...who here likes baseless crack pairings that are hot without any sort of story to mess it up?

Come on, I know there are a few!

...

Well, fine then.

Anyone who has been watching the Smash Bros. Dojo website will know of a certain image that a lot of people took to be...well, suggestive (read: hot). Soon enough, the picture evolved into cracky stories and some rather cute fanart. It was the birth of a new OTP.

The craziest thing about this? The game isn't even out yet.

So, a friend of mine (chaootaku, lulz) decided to make a community for it, because it's so cracky that it's wonderful.

Anyone who is interested, come to Snake like Ike, a community for the cracktastic pairing of Solid Snake (of Metal Gear Solid fame) and Ike (from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn)! We're just starting out, so we would appreciate it if you got the word out~

(Watch no one read this, haha.)

"Ah, Snake-san...! Please be gentle, it's my first time~!"

I need to go to bed because of the morning shift, but eh...it won't be anything new. Sadly enough.

Anyway, I really, -really- want to learn how to code and make my own CSS sheets. Sadly, it seems that I cannot seem to grasp the basics of it, because anything I keep trying looks...awful. Hopefully my next few classes will remedy that, since we're supposed to be coding stuff like websites.

It's the stuff like graphic layouts that will kill me. I have like...no aesthetic talent at all. Which really kills me, since I would like to make my journal pretty. =(

In any case...

I really should update this thing more. I probably shouldn't use this as a writing blog since...well, I haven't been doing any writing lately. Not only that, I'm backlogged on many writing projects as it is, so I should stop being such a lazy ass and start trying to get them out of the way. *sigh*

With some trial and a lot of error, I've made (and modified) some IRC scripts that are rather silly and pointless, but are fun for the random effect. I'm happy that my Field of Fonon script is working, even though it's rather simplistic in nature (just really tedious to write out). Everyone seems to have a great time killing each other, so I consider it a success. :)

Hopefully, my skills will improve in coding and scripting, because there are a lot of things I want to do that are out of my abilites at the moment. Time will only tell, though.

Fuck it, I can't be the only one tired of this crap.

Both sides lose horribly. And then they have massive make-up sex.

THE END.

This is only a plot by LJ to grab info from fandom so they can plan their next mass banning

Okay.

I don't know who actually reads the FW friends page, but...

FAIL WANK IS FAAAAAAAAAIL

Jesus christ people. Where the hell is the funny?

*chugs down another soda*

Just another night in IRC, and then somehow, I get into these conversations.

{01:11:17} <+PlaguedOne> Model Vile plz
{01:11:24} <Black_Draco> It looks like Grey Megamerged Model-A straight up his ass.
{01:11:30} <&Tabby> o_O
{01:11:35} <+PlaguedOne> hot
{01:11:43} <Black_Draco> I'm serious, go watch and look for the close-up of his face.
{01:11:51} <+PlaguedOne> giggity
{01:11:52} <&Tabby> link me x.x;
{01:11:52} <~Sol> ...you're giving me ideas.
{01:11:56} <~Sol> And you probably won't like them.
{01:12:04} <Black_Draco> Try me.
{01:12:08} <~Sol> I'LL CREDIT YOU o_____o
{01:12:29} <~Sol> I'll write Grey x Model-A cracksmut someday right after the game comes out.
{01:12:31} <Black_Draco> http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=4659
{01:12:34} <~Sol> And I'll credit you.

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{01:14:00} <Black_Draco> Well, X merges with EVERYone.
{01:14:04} <Black_Draco> He's Model-S.
{01:14:06} <Black_Draco> For slut.
{01:14:11} <~Sol> Great, more ideas.
{01:14:17} <+PlaguedOne> Model Hx is love
{01:14:21} <~Sol> X is essentially doing his own creations.
{01:14:28} <~Sol> Can we say Robotic Incest?
{01:14:29} <+PlaguedOne> Incest is the best
{01:14:39} <Black_Draco> In fairness, I don't think he actually created them.
{01:14:45} <+PlaguedOne> He didn't
{01:14:49} <~Sol> It came from his DNA.
{01:14:52} <+PlaguedOne> They're still based on him
{01:14:55} <Black_Draco> You Get: AIDS
{01:15:01} <+PlaguedOne> Well
{01:15:08} <+PlaguedOne> Based on the Generals who are based on X
{01:15:13} <Black_Draco> *cue music*
{01:15:23} <+PlaguedOne> So it's like grandpa x grandchild incest?
{01:15:43} <~Sol> Maybe!

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...is it bad that I'm not even disturbed by them? =(

Oh clairvoyantwank, why do you fail so epically hard nowadays? I've seen funnier stuff at 4chan, for god's sake. And that's pretty pathetic. And that's without going into the whole thing about people not posting actual wanky links.

Moving on, the music of Matrimelee is made of win. How did I miss it? XD

Since I already have a regular journal and a writing blog, I'll use this one for various quotes from IRC and other assorted places! I'm brilliant!

*pats self on the back*