Current mood:

Blessed

Come with me, and sparkle!
Inspired by fandom_love, I have decided to amend my wicked, wicked ways. I've seen the light! No more complaining about bad!lemons, no more posting w**k about my own precious, precious fandom. I'm sorry. I am truly and deeply sorry for all the pain that my hate-filled ways must have caused so many people. In that spirit, I have decided to write some open letters to those I have hurt. Come feel the love and light! Come with me, and sparkle!

Dear Hot Topic,

I am sorry I mocked you so much. Just yesterday, I doubted your sincerity when you said that you had a "deep understanding of the NARUTO brand." What a difference a day can make! Now I understand that you are only spreading the love for anime, punk, goth, and other subcultures through the oh-so-convenient medium of mass- and cheaply-produced products marked up for a large profit. You're probably using those profits to help orphans and widows and abandoned puppies, aren't you? I am truly and deeply sorry for ever doubting you.

Love and huggles,

SoM

Dear Inuanonymous,

I w**ked you. For that, I sincerely apologize. Inuanonymous members, you are obviously hurting so much to have such hate-filled lives. I love you. I love you. I love you. And I can only hope that the power of my LOVE will lead you down the same path that it has led me: to light and love and kittens and acceptance of others. I'm sorry I called you a circle-jerk of pretentious furries. I understand now that circle-jerking is your way of showing each other love, and love is light, and light is goodness, and we all hold hands and sing. Such love! And you obviously LOVE animals sooo much that you chose to express yourselves through animal-like love and light. I love you!

Sparkles and kittens,

SoM

Dear Politicians,

I don't know what I was thinking. I wrote such hate-filled e-mails to you, when you are obviously trying your hardest to do what's right for the country. Your decision to ban homosexual books from libraries was obviously motivated by LOVE. LOVE for the CHILDREN. Is there any truer, brighter love than that? In that spirit, I will write a shouta fic especially in honor of you. LOVE for the CHILDREN! LOVE! And baby dolphins!

Light and goodness,

SoM

Dear Plagiarist,

I can only hope and pray and deeply meditate that my actions have not estranged you from the fandom forever. Your desire to entertain us, motivated by LOVE and LIGHT, led you to risk becoming an anathema. Just for our sakes! And you loved the Harlequin Romance Novel that you plagiarized so much, and Inuyasha so much...it was only NATURAL that you smoosh the two together in a love-fest of LOVE! And cute baby lambs! How could I have been so cold and mean to you? I am sorry. I love you. I love you. I love you. And I can only hope that the rest of the fandom will find the LOVE and SPARKLES and FUZZY YUMMY GOOD-HAPPY-LOVE in their hearts to welcome you back into the fold with LOVE. And possibly cookies.

Cookies and yummy-love-sparkles,

SoM