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F_W BNF DEATHMATCH MANIFESTO LOLZ [14 Jan 2004|01:14am]
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ALL YOU BACK-STABBING, SHIT-FLINGING CUNTS LISTEN UP! I, FLUTTER, BEING OF SOUND MIND AND BODY DO HERBY DECLARE THAT IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME I WILL:

  • screen or delete all your f_w comments, and then ban you if I'm PMSing, lacking sleep, drunk, hopped up on sugar/caffeine, off my meds, or sick with monkey pox
  • serve [info]snacky's head up on a platter at the next f_w potluck
  • take back your pretty beaded ponies
  • sic my minions, trolls, sockpuppets, and anons on you
  • fake my death and reincarnate myself with an intellicock and then violate the hive vagina
  • serve you a cease and desist order
  • steal all your icons and claim that I made them
  • eat the giant squid (mmm calamari) and make baby jesus cry non-stop
  • cut off your dorito supply
  • submit you to LJ Drama and mock_the_stupid
  • find out where you live and where you work and then out your sekrit fandom activities to your family/pets/friends/co-workers
  • have the LJ abuse team TOS you
  • kidnap Dom and Elijah and keep them locked up forever so they will no longer be oppressed by PR
  • single-handedly bring down popslash fandom
  • spam the f_w mailing list
  • tYpE lIkE tHiS iN aLl My PoSts AnD cOmMeNtS wHiLe UsInG tHe MaRqUeE tAg
  • crash your RPGs as a bad roleplayer
  • support a ship/OTP that conflicts with yours
  • convince JK Rowling to kill off your favorite character in the next HP book
  • mock, flame, stalk, and harass you
  • take myself and fandom way too seriously
  • whine that nobody loves me
  • show slash stories to the people they're about
  • banish all aluminum foil from the earth (no more tinhats for you!)
  • sing "this is the wank that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend..." until I lose my voice
  • accuse you of playjerizum
  • write TEH EVAL RPS about you
  • make you dead from coke
  • break every law mentioned in [info]jurisimprudence
  • take my websites down, leave all my yahoogroups and delete the ones I own, delete my LJ/JF but not before making several whiny "I'm leaving" posts to all the communities I'm in, and leave f_w forever and EVAR only to come back three days later


    OMG DUN B H8N BIOTCHES! If you CANNOT appreciate my genius then

    STFU GTFO -------->

    HUGZ & BUTTPLUGZ,
    UR ULTIMATE F_W BNF & MOD
    [info]flutterg
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    rant wank repeat [07 Jan 2004|12:43am]
    [ mood | hand staple forehead ]

    Please people, STOP apologizing for posting in [info]fandom_wank -- if you feel like you have to then you probably shouldn't post it. And don't say there's no wank (or that it's "not exactly wank") if you're posting it because it's obvious you think there is -- if you honestly don't think there is then don't post it.*

    Post to your heart's content just don't make excuses for it.


    *also, there is [info]fandom_lounge, [info]fandom_rant, etc if you don't think it's appropriate for f_w

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