I'm feeling cynical about fandom
Laws of Fair and Balanced Entertainment

-Roddenberry's Law of Infinite Diversity: For every one representative of an ethnic minority, there must be at least two white characters.
-Lucas's Law of This Is Totally Feminist U Guyz: For every one strong female character, there must be at least two male ones.
-Really Just About Anyone's Law of Gender-Race Relations: Characters of African descent are usually male, while characters of Asian descent are usually female.
-Straczynski's Law of Ultimate Fail: Representation of sexual minorities shall be occasionally attempted, but somehow prevented from being made explicit by circumstances beyond the Creators' control.

Yet To Be Determined: How does gender relate to place on the Kinsey scale where applicable? How about race? Should Straczynski's Law be named Kring's Law instead? Who should the third law be named for? Am I wrong?