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Politics Suck Oct. 4th, 2008 @ 06:03 pm
Okay people, I used to dislike Obama, but now after the DNC I like him. And now I can honestly say that John McCain doesn't bother me so much as Sarah Palin does. She just really, really weirds me out.

But when I say so, I get accused of being a misogynist who doesn't want a woman in office. Excuse me? It's not that I don't want A WOMAN in office, I just don't want THAT WOMAN in office. I LOVE Hillary Clinton -- she is still the best person for the Presidential job, IMHO, but I'm at peace now, and I'm convinced that Obama won't be a total failure and that he can start to heal the wounds that Bush inflicted.

So, why do I hate Palin? Truthfully? I don't know. I just don't like her.

So... anyone who's cruising by, please, gimme some concrete reasons why I should dislike her. Reasons I can use in a debate. Please?

Quasi-metaquote. Sep. 21st, 2008 @ 11:57 pm
Because I laughed so hard I nearly asphyxiated myself.

barankhy said:
"From s/h/its focus on 'retard', I extrapolate that s/h/it was born a dumbass - shat in the brains and not stirred, to translate a German idiom."

D.Gray-man Fanfics by Joanne Blessing Aug. 19th, 2008 @ 06:37 pm
This page will serve as a directory to my DGM fanfics and where to find them on various servers.

( D.Gray-man Fanfics by Joanne Blessing )

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temporary post Jul. 20th, 2008 @ 07:29 pm
( PM on DGD )

Holy shit Jun. 22nd, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
I LOVE D.Gray-man. Fucking awesome. SO AWESOME.

Last week they animated my favorite scenes from the manga, and this week will be the conclusion of that. And HOLY SHIT! EPIC EPISODE IS EPIC!

















SERVES YOU RIGHT, RICK DUTROW!!!! Jun. 7th, 2008 @ 04:43 pm
WOOT!

Big Brown got ROASTED!!

hence my ironic icon

Go Big Brown -- GO TO HELL!!!!! May. 17th, 2008 @ 07:54 pm
I fucking hate Big Brown

Big Brown and his fucking retard connections can go fucking jump off a fucking cliff. The only person in the entire camp I have any respect for is Kent Desormeaux.

That was practically a fucking walkover. Who the fuck did he beat? A bunch of third stringers, a second stringer (Gayego) and Giant Moon.



BIG BROWN SUCKS!


Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen... BIG BROWN SUCKS. SUCKS HARD. YOU SUCK, BIG BROWN!
Current Mood: Grouchy
Current Music: "DRESS" - Buck-Tick

May. 3rd, 2008 @ 06:58 pm
I really need to stop getting emotionally invested in horse racing. It's just ruining my soul.



requiescat in pace, EIGHT BELLES. You were a brave, gutsy filly and you very nearly put yourself on a pedestal with the best of the best fillies. I salute you for your bravery and your tragic demise.



Seriously, I fucking hate this sport anymore.
Current Mood: numb

for posterity's sake Jan. 31st, 2007 @ 09:07 pm
Posting this so I'll always have a copy, in case I don't somehow get that issue that this story will be in.

( Steve Haskin's report on Barbaro )
Current Mood: cynical

So bummed Jan. 31st, 2007 @ 04:12 pm
Barbaro, the winner of the 2006 Kentucky Derby, who broke a leg in the Preakness Stakes two weeks later, was euthanized (humanely destroyed, for those who don't know the term) Monday morning. I felt that I ought to rouse out of my long hibernation from JF and post here, because this is a significant thing, and I'm really saddened. If you don't like racehorses or people mourning them, fuck off and get out of my journal. It's not like I'm posting this at a community. No one that I know of has me F-listed, either, so it's not like I'm forcing this on anyone. If you have me F-listed, well, good for you, but I'm not trying to preach at you. I'm venting my anger and tears over how goddamn unfair reality can be.

Barbaro's injury was incurred on May 20, 2006. He underwent emergency surgery and seemed to be on the mend until about six weeks later, when a very dangerous disease that is very common in horses with injuries, a disease called "laminitis" (to give you an idea of what the disease is, some people call it "hoof-rot" -- though it's more than just a hoof infection. MUCH more) struck. Again, he was operated on, and has seemed to thrive for many months. Late in December, he suffered another setback, and the setbacks just kept piling up throughout January.

Monday, he was finally put down, because the horse's comfort level has been compromised so long, the doctors felt there was nothing else for it. And really, there wasn't. Horses cannot survive without all four legs, unlike dogs or cats.

I know, I know, I shouldn't be worked up or upset over the death of a horse, a horse I've never met and haven't been a huge fan of. But you know what? The racing world has lost a lot of really great animals recently, to stupid freakish accidents or to diseases that can't be cured. And frankly, we were all so hoping that he'd pull through and be the miracle we really wanted to have. After the deaths of two reigning champions last year (Champion Sprinter, Lost in the Fog, who died of cancer, and Horse of the Year and Champion Older Male, Saint Liam, who died of a freakishly broken leg) we were hoping for a ray of hope. Now that's been snuffed out.

I know, I know, it's not like it was anyone I knew. It's not like some of the stuff you guys go through and deal with. But, I just need to vent a little. Horse deaths don't usually bother me, because that's the way of the sport. Racehorses get fatally injured all the time (almost every day). Famous horses die every year, either of freakish accident injuries or illness. But somehow, we just prayed and hoped Barbaro would make it through. He seemed to be getting so much better... and then he took a turn for the worst.

His death seems to just have let all the air out of everyone's sails. I do think the racing fandom is doing a collective group hug, but it's still a staggering blow. It's not that we didn't expect this at all, pretty much everyone knew towards the end that he was running out of time, but we just kept hoping that he'd beat the odds. As one friend of mine put it, he put all his faith and trust into the humans who worked at the New Bolton Center, and in the end that faith and trust wasn't (weren't? grammar is totally sucking today) rewarded. He was a model patient, calmly adapting to all procedures like an old pro, which is unusual for a horse of his breeding. And in the end, he still had to be put down.

I really, really hate this sport sometimes. It absolutely destroys dreams. After losing Star Over the Bay two years ago, and Lost in the Fog last year (plus Silent Gold is most likely dead, I haven't gotten a work from him in nearly a year, and no indication of retirement), this is pretty close to my last straw.

And yet, like the cliched moth to a flame, I keep floating back.

( Image behind cut, work-safe but large, could distort layouts )
Rest in peace, Barbaro. You're free to run now. Just don't get lost. I'm sure Saint Liam will be there waiting to greet you. And watch out for Lost in the Fog's kick -- he's got one hell of a backside and I wouldn't want to be kicked by it! Also, watch out for Danzig's temper. I hear he's got a real possessive, jealous streak.
Current Mood: sad
Current Music: "Lost Heaven" by L'Arc-en-Ciel

Aug. 2nd, 2006 @ 07:06 pm
Can't resist some Overhead in NYC. This shit is bananas, dudes.

( Overheard in NYC )

My own Metaquotes Jun. 29th, 2006 @ 08:17 pm
[info]laguera25: Crack-smoking Jesus on a water bong! [link]
(reporting CharityGate, listed under the last ETA in regards to the trolling)

( CrystalWank metaquotes )

Anonymous: **cough** [link]
( Cassie Claire recap )
Current Mood: tired

Wankiest wanks Jun. 18th, 2006 @ 06:02 pm
ETA 03/01/07: updated through February 2007. Will update the bracket tagging later.

I did this over at my old account and thought I'd do it here.

Because I'm that kind of boring wank-follower, I'm making a list of most-comment-inducing wanks on [info]fandom_wank each month for as far back as I have the patience to go.

Wankiest Wanks...

(Fandom is listed in brackets at the end of the entry)

Fandom legend:
AR = Anne Rice
BBM = Brokeback Mountain
BtVS = Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Celeb = Celebrity fandom
CoN = Chronicles of Narnia
DW = Discworld
EBaum = ebaumsworld
FW = Fandom Wank itself (including former wankas)
FMA = Fullmetal Alchemist
HP = Harry Potter
IY = Inuyasha
LKH = Laurell K Hamilton
LotR = Lord of the Rings
SG = Stargate
SM = Sailor Moon
SPN = Supernatural
SW = Star Wars
TDS = The Daily Show
TWoP = Town Without Pity
Fan = Fandom in general (including BNF tantrums)
??? = I have no friggin clue (for when I can't figure out just what the fandom actually is :P )

February 2007
Win: "We are laughing so hard - but also GETTING YOU FIRED!" - 795 replies
Place: Happy Wankiversary, FFVII! - 718 replies
Show: what is it with wanky actors? - 679 replies
4th Place: When your plans to splooge the world with your own ego-stroking just *doesn't* make the cut... - 597 replies
5th Place: 'What's next, hanging from a chandelier singing "God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs"?' - 591 replies

January 2007
Win: GacktisGod, the pretend train groper victim and more - 1415 replies
Place: (no subject) - 756 replies
Show: Bad Review = Personal Attack! - 734 replies
4th Place: (no subject) - 722 replies
5th Place: Lemmings in Fandom SGA - 448 replies

December 2006
Win: Your Kink Is Not Okay - 1484 replies
Place: Eragon sucks. Just throwing that out there. - 903 replies
Show: So, I Can Take That as a "Yes," Mr. Pratchett? - 715 replies
4th Place: (no subject) - 695 replies
5th Place: Shipping wars cause ill health! - 650 replies

November 2006
Win: Who hates Welsh people? jennyo does! - 1485 replies
Place: Snapes on an Astral Plane Returns! - 872 replies
Show: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO WANK. - 862 replies
4th Place: Pseuicide in Smallville fandom - 775 replies
5th Place: What is it with fanficrants this week? - 670 replies

October 2006
Win: "Severus, come to me/ Be the light for me/ So I can see/ Life's beauty/ Guide me to destiny." - 5002 replies
Place: (no subject) - 862 replies
Show: I'm tired of these motherfuckin' Orihime fans on this motherfuckin' Wiki! - 859 replies
4th Place: DOUBLE WHAMMY - 712 replies
5th Place: Fanfic is violating the sanctity of my... - 705 replies

September 2006
Win: Pirates of the Caribbean Wank - 771 replies
Place: Usagi Kou. 'Nuff said. - 733 replies
Show: Crocodile Hunter deathwank roundup - 728 replies
4th Place: Man, House fandom, why you have to be so wanky? - 648 replies
5th Place: Light Vs. Raito: Wank - 509 replies

August 2006
Win: Because we're all secretly jealous of the Suefics. - 2049 replies
Place: Plagiarism doesn't count if I think you have talent! - 816 replies
Show: Inuyasha: The Anti-Christ. No, really. - 761 replies
4th Place: What would Richard Rahl think of this wank? - 724 replies
5th Place: OKAY OMFG YOU GUYS STOP IT OKAY THAT'S REALLY BAD - 488 replies

July 2006
Win: Stargate Slash Wank - 959 replies [SG]
Place: HP fandom: throwing vitriol in your face - 761 replies [HP]
Show: Oh no! Batman might get teh ghey on him! - 686 replies [Batman]
4th Place: "Talk to my GPA fuckers" or "Fandom: porn and ignorance, but no minty aftertaste!" - 621 replies [SPN]
5th Place: "Waaah! Someone's reviewing my fic on their journal and it's not NICE!" - 512 replies [???]

June 2006
Win: Of real life yaoi, transsexuals, and someone who has read TOO much yaoi manga... - 1660 replies [Fan?]
Place: Because someone had to do it... - 1306 replies [Fan] *MsScribe*
Show: Would you look at the date! - 708 replies [FW]
4th Place: God save Rowling! - 684 replies [HP]
5th Place: But what are their thoughts on...? Oh, right. - 484 replies [Fan]

May 2006
Win: HP Fandom = Serious Bizness, and don't you forget it! - 932 replies [HP]
Place: Shipping = serious business .... take 1.000.000.000.000 in the HP-fandom - 856 replies [HP]
Show: Groundhog's Day, the HP version - 836 replies [HP]
4th Place: zomg vader is luke's daddy :P - 810 replies [HP]
5th Place: JKR Ruined Draco's Armani Suit - 655 replies [HP]

April 2006
Win: The Slytherin Fandom Is Not Dead - 1340 replies [HP]
Place: HP Fandom is Run by Fandom Wank! - 789 replies [HP]
Show: The End of the Inner Circle Wank? - 764 replies [FW]
4th Place: the wank is strong in this one - 707 replies [SW]
5th Place: Apparently OT3s are NOT the Solution to Shipping Wars... - 697 replies [FMA]

March 2006
Win: Harmony Is the Word: The DaRowling Code - 693 replies [HP]
Place: Harmonians Unclear on the Concept - 620 replies [HP]
Show: The Energizer Bunny of Internet Law - 598 replies [HP]
4th Place: Look! I can put wank in the right place, really I can! - 532 replies  [DW]
5th Place: [insert obligitory "quit you" quote here] - 529 replies  [BBM]

February 2006
Win: Keep your men away from my yaoi!!! - 731 replies [Fan]
Place: It Ain't Harmonian. Yet. - 717 replies  [HP]
Show: Six Months of DisHarmony - How do they endure? - 683 replies  [HP]
4th Place: As An Ex-Satanist, I Ship H/Hr - 657 replies  [HP]
5th Place: Keep your Rupert Off My Danemma - 639 replies  [HP]

January 2006
Win: I pulled a Peter Pettigrew Pseuicide Wank! - 1156 replies [HP]
Place: JKR doesn't care about black people, part 219379823 - 985 replies  [HP]
Show: Potter Fanart Wank - 908 replies  [HP]
4th Place: J.K. Rowling is a Pop-Culture Hitler - 837 replies  [HP]
5th Place: (no subject) - 748 replies [SM]
Honorable mention (because it's one of my favorite wanks): holy freaking crap - 624 replies  [EBaum]

December 2005
Win:  (no subject) - 1790 replies [HP]
Place: (no subject) - 1605 replies [HP]
Show: Yay for "prejudism" in fiction! Go, Purebloods, go! - 1284 replies [HP]
4th Place: HP: All your Snarry archives are belong to us! - 1208 replies [HP]
5th Place: Harry Potter = Tool of the Patriarchy - 917 replies [HP]

November 2005
Win:  It's all Ahiru's Fault! - That Civil War Icon is So Offensive - 916 replies [HP]
Place: "The Spike Wars are so 2002." - 884 replies [BtVS]
Show: (no subject) - 702 replies [Fan]
4th Place: Come on guys, the movie isn't even out yet.... - 674 replies [HP]
5th Place: Dan/Emma - The Erotic Quality of Sibling Love - 647 replies [HP]

October 2005
Win:  The Sad Yet Not Wholly Unexpected Fate of the Harmonian Peace Talks - 1258 replies [HP]
Place: Kissing: It's only for child molesters now. - 1095 replies [Fan]
Show: Caina on Fandom Hypocricy (Harmony Strikes Back) - 806 replies [HP]
4th Place: HP Wank! Are you surprised? - 575 replies [HP]
5th Place: THE CHYYYYLDE! - 534 replies [Fan]

September 2005
Win:  HP Fandom: How I Love Thee - 833 replies [HP]
Place: The Systematic Assassination of Hermione Granger - Harmonian Wank. Of course. - 564 replies [HP]
Show: New Rule: Non-Consensual =/= Rape - 553 replies [IY]
4th Place: Dragging personal vendettas into a public comm is bad, mkay? - 543 replies [Fan]
5th Place: (no subject) - 516 replies [TDS]

August 2005
Win:  Hermionepotter.net: HBP the H/Hr way - 776 replies [HP]
Place: This in from the news: tl;dr doth not a life raft make. - 720 replies [HP]
Show: Emerson of Mugglenet and His Harmonian Slaves - 677 replies [HP]
4th Place: Can't we just buy you an IPod - 631 replies [Fan]
5th Place: They'll never let us down! - 607 replies [HP]

July 2005
Win:  HPB Wank, the Collectors' Edition - 2065 replies [HP]
Place: (no subject) - 1807 replies [HP]
Show: HP Wank: The Aftermath - 851 replies [HP]
4th Place: Because there can never be too much HP wank. Oh, wait....THERE CAN. - 610 replies [HP]
5th Place: *headdesk* - 569 replies [Fan]

June 2005
Win:  Tom Cruise, crazy person. - 604 replies [Celeb]
Place: Harry Potter sorting hat wank! - 489 replies [HP]
Show: "...unless it's an official tie-in novel." - 397 replies [Fan]
4th Place: Feminism-Lite wank in …where else…the Harry Potter fandom. - 384 replies [HP]
5th Place: wee cute fanfiction rant - 364 replies [Fan]

May 2005
Win:  LKH: Out-wanking Anne Rice since 2001 - 464 replies [LKH]
Place: Well, At Least Anne Rice Doesn't Have a Messianic Complex Or Anything... - 432 replies [AR]
Show: Bible slashers, they’re praying for us again. - 340 replies [???]
4th Place: Mere Stupidity - Narnia wank - 290 replies [CoN]
5th Place: Hey Cassie, want some cheese with that whine? - 267 replies [HP]

April 2005
Win:  (no subject) - 1209 replies [SM]
Place: PSA - Are you new? That's okay! - 501 replies [FW]
Show: Lolita, engorged members and cancer! - 469 replies [Fan]
4th Place: Oh really? - 427 replies [FW]
5th Place: SG1 rapefic wank - 406 replies [SG]

March 2005
Win:  There's a Wank A-Brewing in HPfen  - 1092 replies [HP] *AKA CharityGate*
Place: (no subject) - 738 replies [Fan]
Show: I'm so mature the rules shouldn't apply to me! - 537 replies [Fan]
4th Place: RPS/RPF + Ginmar = Wank - 477 replies [Fan]
5th Place: The First Rule: Don't Talk About Portkey - 448 replies [HP]

February 2005
Win:  The end of a wank era? - 614 replies [FW]
Place: Wankery Without Pity - 447 replies [TWoP]
Show: Here's one for the "Bitch, are you for real" File. - 420 replies [Fan]
4th Place: Troy Fanfic Wank Like Woah - 376 replies [???]
5th Place: Who got da wank? HP got da wank! - 350 replies [HP]

January 2005
Win:  Vanity press review Sesslerwank, get it while it's wet! - 632 replies [Fan]
Place: Moon... Batshit... Power! - 573 replies [SM]
Show: Don't let them take your voi ... mmmmphf - 548 replies [Fan]
4th Place: Girl Gamer Wank - 545 replies [???]
5th Place: This one almost speaks for itself. - 533 replies [Fan]

December 2004
Win:  Reposting the CC wank.... - 1739 replies [HP] *beginning of Laptopgate*
Place: We have a Royal Update. - 1420 replies [FW]
Show: Dear Ms. Rowling: How DARE you not cater to MEEEEEEE?! - 827 replies [HP]
4th Place: More wankery. - 503 replies [Fan]
5th Place: heidipatrol :O - 445 replies [HP]

November 2004
Win:  Yet another Deleterius wank - 1288 replies [LotR]
Place: If she wanked any harder, the internet would get pregnant. - 515 replies [Tri]
Show: More Deleterius Wank! - 255 replies [Fan]
4th Place: Full Metal Wanka-mist. - 248 replies [FMA]
5th Place: Stone's 'Alexander the Great' - 248 replies [???]

October 2004
Win:  Wank Amnesty Day (NSFWMMK) - 1386 replies [FW]
Place: Step aside, Anne Rice! - 578 replies [SG]
Show: Fanfiction: Fun hobby or twilight of the Gods? - 427 replies [Fan]
4th Place: The People Have Spoken. Those Patience-Trying, Filth-Slinging Whores. - 333 replies [AR]
5th Place: (no subject) - 316 replies [FW]

September 2004
Win:  To quote rhiannonhero from LJ: "Anne Rice wouldn't last a day in fandom, yo." - 1261 replies [AR]
Place: (no subject) - 820 replies [Fan]
Show: Fanfiction is Rape! - 439 replies [Fan]
4th Place: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!1111111!1!1!1!1!! - 408 replies [Fan]
5th Place: (no subject) - 322 replies [LotR]

August 2004
Win:  ...Okay. - 708 replies [Fan]
Place: Just an update on Teh One Wank - 351 replies [LotR?]
Show: Some lovely HP wank: MWPP slashers are bitter and twisted prudes. Apparently. - 289 replies [HP]
4th Place: How about some mild Deleterius wank? - 258 replies [LotR]
5th Place: The best and most beautiful Furuba wank EVER!!!! - 258 replies [???]

July 2004
Win:  "Unpopular Fannish Opinions" - 349 replies [Fan]
Place: The old LJ-cut switcheroo: multi-fandom wank! - 288 replies [Fan]
Show: (no subject) - 275 replies [Fan]
4th Place: The latest HP smackdown - 272 replies [HP]
5th Place: My Ship Has Artistic Subtlety - 253 replies [HP]

June 2004
Win:  (no subject) - 991 replies [FW]
Place: F_W. We mock. That's it. - 599 replies [FW]
Show: In defense of Irish step-dancers everywhere! - 444 replies [???]
4th Place: Finally! The story* behind the quickquote vs. daily_snitch debacle. - 400 replies [HP]
5th Place: A Link is Dropped in the Mary-Sue Comm... - 336 replies [FW]

May 2004
Win:  (no subject) - 482 replies [FMA]
Place: Stop the keyboards! Did you know that fanfic is "horrible" and "distasteful?" - 462 replies [Fan]
Show: (no subject) - 435 replies [Fan]
4th Place: Even pandas need hugs sometimes. - 427 replies [FW]
5th Place: THIS is why I stay out of religious matters - 402 replies [Fan]

April 2004
Win:  Detagged, you're it! - 13,269 replies <<< the ultimate wank of them all!  [LotR] *CrystalWank*
Place: I...can't.... - 391 replies [FW]
Show: Slash ruins the nobility of the the characters. And it's dirty - 336 replies [LotR]
4th Place: It's trying...it's trying so hard to grow into a wank - 319 replies [Fan]
5th Place: Inuyasha Icon War! - 307 replies [IY]

March 2004
Win:  Orlando, be afraid... be very afraid... - 640 replies [???]
Place: Well "Fuck me", it's Harry Potter Wank! - 633 replies [HP]
Show: (no subject) - 425 replies [HP]
4th Place: Is Alan coming for the complimentary breakfast or the cheap coffee?? - 415 replies [HP]
5th Place: There are no original Wanks in Hollywood, or the HP Fandom - 390 replies [HP]

February 2004
Win:  (no subject) - 593 replies [Fan]
Place: The Passion! The Spooge! - 415 replies [???]
Show: Gay religi-wank! - 410 replies [???]
4th Place: What's wrong with fangirl Japanese, ne? - 321 replies [Fan]
5th Place: wank in the making - 305 replies [Fan]

January 2004
Win:  Have you no shame? Of course not! - 829 replies [HP]
Place: fw_deathmatch is no more. - 686 replies [Fan?]
Show: This just in: fandom fucking funny, fandom_wank NOT fucking funny - 575 replies [FW]
4th Place: Manga wank - 439 replies [Fan]
5th Place: Fandom Scruples - 407 replies [HP]

 

Ugh....can't do anymore right now. Maybe some other time.... whew....

As you can see, HP absolutely owns the top spots in the later months. Pretty much everything from 2004 and earlier was about fandom in general, but starting in 2005, the wank got pretty spectacular in the HP section. I guess Halfblood Prince was true wank material. ([HP] means the aforemention wank was catalogued in the MsScribe saga.)

Current Mood: Caffeinated

The **bleep** formerly known as [info]sirbartonslady Apr. 14th, 2006 @ 12:21 am
Yay! New identity, starting over fresh! :D

Now to subscribe to all those wank journals again XD
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