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07:16 pm
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More basement. Ok, I think I have enough buffs to take the gauntlet, but I'm not sure. Something is up with KOLMafia and it is telling me I need over 40,000 hp to get past- and that contradicts what it told me previously.
I think I can do it, so I'm gonna try and see if it works- I have turns of buffs to spare.
Stinksap (#1378715) Level 34 Disco Bandit
Statistics: Current Hit Points: 17893 Maximum Hit Points: 17953 (base: 768) Current Mojo Points: 13758 Maximum Mojo Points: 15672 (base: 758) Muscle: 17920 (base: 765) Mysticality:15672 (base: 760) Moxie:16362 (base: 1154)
Hot Protection: Major Cold Protection: Major Spooky Protection: Major Stench Protection: Major Sleaze Protection: Major
Advancement: You must gain 6 Moxie to advance to level 35.
Equipment: orange peel hat duct tape sword keg shield antique greaves V for Vivala mask Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags cracker
Effects: Ghostly Shell (720) [shrug off] Reptilian Fortitude (600) [shrug off] Disco State of Mind (17459) Temporary Lycanthropy (50) Butt-Rock Hair (33) Incredibly Hulking (50) Superhuman Sarcasm (50) Tomato Power (50) Phorcefullness (50) Mystically Oiled (50) Gr8tness (50) Macho Profundo (50) Empathy (665) [shrug off] Tenacity of the Snapper (420) [shrug off] Astral Shell (720) [shrug off] Elemental Saucesphere (420) [shrug off] Extreme Muscle Relaxation (100) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (400) [shrug off] Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (300) [shrug off] Slippery Oiliness (50) Strength of Ten Ettins (50) Strange Mental Acuity (50) Izchak's Blessing (50) Canadianity (3) On the Shoulders of Giants (50) Cock of the Walk (50) Flower Power (60) Twinklebritches (5) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (54) Hot Blooded (50) Cold Blooded (50) Spooky Demeanor (50) Stenchtastic (50) Supafly (50) Hip to Be Square Dancin' (10) Wistfully Nostalgic (10) Radium Radicality (100) Wintergreen Warmongery (100) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (100) Violent Night (50) [shrug off] Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer (30) [shrug off] Frosty the Hitman (30) [shrug off] Coy to the Hurled (10) [shrug off] Impregnably Delicious (10) Tin, Man (10) Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (84) Tranquilized Mind (10) Black Face (30) Mutated (1) Seriously Mutated (1) Ham-Fisted (50) Baconstoned (161) Je Ne Sais Porquoise (50) Charrrming (40) Muscularrr (30) Carrrsmic (30) Well-Oiled (5) Mallowed Out (120)
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 473 Maximum HP Test; Throwin' Down the Gauntlet HP Needed: 8722 to 9836 Current: 17,953 You run through the double-line of pounding, metal gloves. It's a little like getting into a boxing match with Robocop. You lose 13,560 hit points. Did it with over 5,000 to spare! Whew! I gave myself a headache over this.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 474 Buffed Muscle Test- Ring that Bell. Muscle Needed: 5238 to 5907 Current: 17,631 Needed: 6,021 Made it easily.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 475 Reward level- Muscle or Myst- take muscle. You gain 1173 Strongness. You gain a Muscle point!
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 476 Monster- the beast with 11,214 Ears. Attack/Defense = 11211 Heal and Charge! Divine blowout toasts. You gain 697 Strongness. You gain 734 Wizardliness. You gain 1430 Chutzpah.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 477 Elemental Resistance test- Singled Out Cold & Sleaze: 23936 to 26456 Damage Current: 50% cold (13,606 hp), 60% sleaze (10,885 hp) Needed: 68% average resistance or Coldform Use phial of cold. Expect 10,8889 hp damage. TaKE 10,235.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 478 Buffed Muscle Test- Ring that Bell. Muscle Needed: 5300 to 5977 Current: 17,516 Needed: 6,092 No problem.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 479 Buffed Muscle Test- Push it. Muscle Needed: 5316 to 5994 Current: 17,516 Needed: 6,110 No Problem.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 480 Reward; Muscle or Moxie- Take Moxie. You gain 1111 Cheek. You gain a Moxie point!
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 481 Monster- the beast with 11,380 eyes. Attack/Defense = 11377. Heal and go. One divine favor toasts. You gain 742 Strongness. You gain a Muscle point! You gain 715 Wizardliness. You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 1448 Roguishness.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 482 Buffed Muscle Test- Push it good. Muscle Needed: 5362 to 6047 Current: 17,531 Needed: 6,163 No problem.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 483 Elemental Resistance test; Still Better than Pistachio Stench & Hot: 24359 to 26923 Damage Current: 50% stench (13,846 hp), 50% hot (13,846 hp) Needed: 69% average resistance or Stenchform Use stench Phial. Expect 13, 847 hp damage. Take 10,318
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 484 Maximum MP Test- A Festering Powder MP Needed: 9007 to 10157 Current: 13,758 Needed: 10,349 No problem. 'You lose 9597 Mojo Points.'
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 485 Reward; Muscle or Myst. Take Muscle. You gain 1280 Muscleboundness. You gain a Muscle point!
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 486 Monster- Great Grandfather Attack/Defense = 11543 Physically resistant. Heal and go. Divine favor toasts with remaining stenchform damage. You gain 757 Fortitude. You gain 717 Enchantedness. You gain 1471 Sarcasm.You gain a Moxie point!
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 487 Monster- 34-dimensional horror Attack/Defense = 11576 Blocks physical attacks. Go. Divine favor toasts. You gain 722 Muscleboundness. You gain a Muscle point! You gain 773 Wizardliness. You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 1460 Sarcasm. You gain a Moxie point!
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 488 Elemental Resistance test- Singled Out Cold & Sleaze: 24712 to 27314 Damage Current: 50% cold (14,047 hp), 60% sleaze (11,238 hp) Needed: 70% average resistance or Coldform Use cold Phial. Expect 11,249 hp damage. Go. take 10,811.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 489 Buffed Mysticality Test- Gathering the Magic. Mysticality Needed: 5472 to 6170 Current: 14,845 Needed: 6,289. No problem.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 490 Reward; Muscle or Myst. Take Muscle. You gain 1120 Beefiness.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 491 Buffed Moxie Test- Don't wake the Baby. Moxie Needed: 5503 to 6206 Current: 15,536 Needed: 6,325 No Problem.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 492 Buffed Mysticality Test- Gathering the Magic. Mysticality Needed: 5519 to 6223 Current: 14,845 Needed: 6,343 No Problem.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 493 Monster- the dreaded Beast with 11,780 Ears Attack/Defense = 11776 Go, toast w. divine favor. You gain 779 Strongness. You gain a Muscle point! You gain 767 Mysteriousness. You gain 1460 Cheek.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 494 Buffed Mysticality Test- Wall of voodoo. Mysticality Needed: 5550 to 6259 Current: 14,787 Needed: 6,379 No problem.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 495 Reward; Myst or Mox. Take Mox. You gain 1100 Roguishness. You gain a Moxie point!
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 496 Monster-35-dimensional horror Attack/Defense = 11876 Blocks physical attacks. Go. Divine favor toasts. You gain 749 Fortitude. You gain 781 Magicalness. You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 1499 Roguishness.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 497 Maximum HP Test; Throwin' Down the Gauntlet HP Needed: 9348 to 10541 Current: 16,914 Needed: 64316 * 0.70 (160 DA) = 45,022 Use Xtra potent and regular gremlin mutagens, bellhop bell, yellow striped oyster egg, Twinkly powder, Mystic Shell, Tube of Dread Wax, Mothers little helper.oil of parrrlay. Go. You lose 14,099 hit points. Did it!!!!
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 498 Buffed Mysticality Test; Mop the floor. Mysticality Needed: 5613 to 6330 Current: 14,337 Needed: 6,451 No Problem.
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 499 Buffed Mysticality Test- Wall of Voodoo. Mysticality Needed: 5629 to 6348 Current: 14,279 Needed: 6,470 No Problem
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 500'This room is totally empty. Wait, no, it's not totally empty, there's a tiny chest on the floor.'
Yay!!!! Did it! 'You open the chest, and find a gift certificate. You grab it -- it seems to be for some kind of telescope company... Curious.' 'You acquire an item: Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate .'
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04:47 pm
[Link] | This si going better than I expected. There are rumors that the elVibrato outfit is fixed- If I hit a Gauntlet soon I'll have to make the decision weather or not to try to get past it with elV and buffs alone- frankly I'm surprised I haven't hit one already.
Here we go...
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 473 Maximum HP Test; Throwin' Down the Gauntlet HP Needed: 8722 to 9836 Current: 3,546 Needed: 60010 * 0.46 (410 DA) = 27,586 Change to my Physical resistance outfit. Maximum HP Current: 3,899 Needed: 60010 * 0.36 (555 DA) = 21,305
With El-Vibrato outfit- Maximum HP Current: 4,778 Needed: 60010 * 0.35 (560 DA) = 21,104
This is going to have to wait until I'm prepared to buff up the wazoo- probably a week from now when Wereseal is higher. I'll run numbers until then and hope it all adds up.
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06:15 pm
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Basement- 461-465 /and into the brink...
Tomorrow; Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 466 Monster; Great Grandfather. Attack/Defense = 10883 Physically resistant.
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05:06 pm
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Basement Level 456-459 Onward and downward...
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 461 Buffed Mysticality Test; Gathering the Magic. Mysticality Needed: 5038 to 5681 Current: 1,225 Needed: 5,791 Will face this tomorrow.
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05:29 pm
[Link] | OK, I've been grinding stats every day for what seems like forever, and I'm bored senseless, so I'm going to work off my buffs in the basement each morning until I hit a gauntlet. Grinding at the shore has actually gone a lot faster than I expected- I'm already nearing my mainstat goal, and I have around 400 more shore trips before I get the big boat trophy- I should be able to spend some days farming and getting back a bit of the meat I've been bleeding like mad. Speaking of which, Mad Props to Peach-Arrows alts Brin and Knitbone who have been tossing buffs my way- they have been muchly appreciated! Well, on to the diving...
Tomorrow we face; Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 456 Monster; 33-dimensional horror Attack/Defense = 10557 Blocks physical attacks
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01:47 pm
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Level 401-450 OK, it;s Frankuary 4 (HAppy Valentines day everbody!) and Blood of the Wereseal os good for a 62.92%boost according to the Noblesse Oblige calendar. Lets see how much deeper I can get- I stuffed stinksap full of marshmallows, flower schnapps and potions to reach the following levels;
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 450 Reward floor. You gain 1017 Chutzpah.
Time to call it a night.
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06:58 pm
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Levels 321-400 Alright. I've been busy grinding stats and farming meat and semi-rares. This weekend, the moons are as favorable as they are going to be until next month.
Today; Wereseal +58.99 Saturday; 58.99 Sunday; 62.92% Monday; +58.9 If I had Baios, they'd be doing an awesome +60-70%, but I'm doing this without the benefit of ultrarares. *Sigh* Well, after two days of stuffing with Roasted marshmallows and Flower Schnapps stats and buffs are as follows;
Spleen and stomach are nearly full Have only drunk 1 flower Schnapps. IU'll probably fill up with marshmallows and flower schnapps and wait until Sunday to continue the dive. The small extra bonus from wereseal may help me to go just that little bit further before I run out of full ness and marshmallow buffs. March 7 and then 13 and 14 will give 62.9% wereseal bonus. These are my next target days. Dependence day on the 21 gives the fireworks bonus, and I may use that If I'm desperate, but I hate to give up three days of adventuring and fullness for the brief firecracker boost window unless I can really make it work for me.
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02:08 pm
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Basement Levels 309- Stinksap Level 28 Disco Bandit Muscle: 4614 (659) Mysticality: 3701 (666) Moxie: 4127 (780) Hp- 4567 / 4617 Mp- 3701 / 3701
Familiar:Inspector Brown, the 28-pound Hovering Sombrero
Effects: Gr8tness (5) Macho Profundo (5) Slippery Oiliness (5) Phorcefullness (5) Mystically Oiled (5) Superhuman Sarcasm (5) Tomato Power (5) Cold Blooded (10) Izchak's Blessing (10) Strange Mental Acuity (10) Stenchtastic (10) Strength of Ten Ettins (10) Wintergreen Warmongery (10) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (10) Hot Blooded (10) Radium Radicality (10) Wistfully Nostalgic (10) Supafly (10) Ode to Booze (28) Peeled Eyeballs (50) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (110) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (200) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (200) Empathy (418) Elemental Saucesphere (418) Astral Shell (418) Ghostly Shell (418) Disco State of Mind (25431)
Basement Level Level 309; Throwin' Down the Gauntlet HP Needed: 4806 to 5419 Maximum HP Current: 4,617 Needed: 33064 * 0.29 (650 DA) = 9,714 Use; Ferrigno's elixir, Jug of Hamethyst juice, x-tra potent gremlin mutagen, gremlin mutagen, blood of the wereseal , Mick's Icy vapo hotness rub, flower schnapps, bellhop bell, Ben-gal balm for 8125hp. 1 roasted marshmellow takes me to 8242, next to 8359, 8476, (approx 117 increase with each.) 11 consumed takes me to 9529hp. Disintegrating sheet music buffs take me to 9646. do one more 'mallow just to be sure... 9763. Heal and go. Made it! "You lose 8,911 hit points." 859 to spare!
I'm definately going to have to grind before facing another gauntlet.
Level 310; Reward; Moxie. Level 311 Stone Golem. Monster Attack/Defense = 6178. Switch to sombrero and put Navel ring and V mask back on. take 462 damage, i blowout toasts him. Heal.
Level 312; Moxie test; Buffed Moxie Current: 5,663 Needed: 3,353 no problem. Burn Mp's summoning.
Level 313; Festering Powder; Maximum MP Current: 5,236 Needed: 5,622 Use 1 funky dried mushroom, 1 JDL and heal. Have 5627, Lose 5196. Made it!
Level 314 Peace, Bra! Sleaze & Stench: 13333 to 14737 Damage Elemental Resist Current: 60% stench (6,063 hp), 60% sleaze (6,063 hp) Needed: 87% average resistance or Sleazeform Use 1 phial of sleaziness. 1 ferrignos elixir, potion of temporary gr8ness and put Slow talking elliots dog tags (x2) back on. 6088hp. 6028 max damage expected. Heal. take 5707hp damage Wheeee!
Level 315; Reward; Muscle.
Level 316 Monster 6,322-Headed Hydra Attack/Defense = 6318 Heal, take 1,106hp, toast with blowout.You gain 415 Muscleboundness. You gain 389 Wizardliness. You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 1025 Chutzpah. Damn, Moxie days are nice in the basement! More monsters please!
Level 317 Monster Great grandfather. Attack/Defense = 6346 Physically resistant Heal and go. 1.156 damage, One divine blowout toasts! 1008 cheek gained.
Level 318 Beer golem. Monster Attack/Defense = 6374 Blocks most spells. Heal and go. Take 1,202hp, toast w 1 blowout. Antique greaves broke, so replaced with 'new'.
Level 319 ; Still Better than Pistachio Stench & Hot: 13631 to 15066 Damage Elemental Resist Current: 60% stench (6,199 hp), 60% hot (6,199 hp) Needed: 92% average resistance or Stenchform Use 1 stench phial, 1 spf 451 lip balm, Expected damage 1550. took 1419. Cone Pwned.
Level 320 Reward; Muscle.
Level 321; Gauntlet. Maximum HP Current: 2,476 Needed: 34876 * 0.29 (650 DA) = 10,246 Definately gotta grind stats to make this one possible. Off to the Palindrome go I.
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03:59 pm
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Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 306- Stinksap Level 28 Disco Bandit Muscle: 3334 (651) Mysticality: 2795 (659) Moxie: 3066 (768)
Hp- 3492 / 3492 Mp- 2775 / 2820
Effects: Gr8tness (5) Macho Profundo (5) Slippery Oiliness (5) Mystically Oiled (5) Phorcefullness (5) Tomato Power (5) Superhuman Sarcasm (5) Izchak's Blessing (10) Strength of Ten Ettins (10) Strange Mental Acuity (10) Hip to Be Square Dancin' (10) Wintergreen Warmongery (10) Radium Radicality (10) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (10) Goofball Withdrawal (100) Tenacity of the Snapper (190) Reptilian Fortitude (190) Ode to Booze (200) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (420) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (420) Elemental Saucesphere (610) Empathy (610) Astral Shell (610) Ghostly Shell (610) Disco State of Mind (25623)
Intrinsics: Omphaloskepsis (∞)
Fernswarthy's Basement, Level 306; Monster 26-dimensional horror Attack/Defense = 6040. Blocks physical attacks Switch to sombrero. take 1444 hp damage. 2 divine blowouts defeat.
Level 307 Monster Attack/Defense = 6067 beat with 6070 eyes. Heal. @ divine blowouts defeats. Level 308 Monster Attack/Defense = 6095 Stone Golem Lose 1519hp, 2 divine blowouts defeat. Level 309 Gauntlet. Maximum HP Current: 3,501 Needed: 33064 * 0.35 (560 DA) = 11,628 Wereseal is only at 38.28% today. call it a day. Tomorrow is moxie- will grind stats.
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04:19 pm
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Levels 264-306 Stinksap Level 28 Disco Bandit Muscle: 5808 (645) Mysticality: 5202 (653) Moxie: 5506 (755)
5901 / 5966 5174 / 5227
Familiar: Chip, the 48-pound Exotic Parrot
Effects: [burn extra mp] Heavy Petting (1) Gr8tness (5) Macho Profundo (5) Phorcefullness (5) Slippery Oiliness (5) Mystically Oiled (5) Tomato Power (5) On the Shoulders of Giants (5) Incredibly Hulking (5) Superhuman Sarcasm (5) Cock of the Walk (5) Strength of Ten Ettins (10) Izchak's Blessing (10) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (10) Strange Mental Acuity (10) Radium Radicality (10) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (10) Happy Salamander (10) Wintergreen Warmongery (10) Supafly (10) Cold Blooded (10) Spooky Demeanor (10) Hot Blooded (10) Ode to Booze (200) Tenacity of the Snapper (420) Empathy (420) Reptilian Fortitude (420) Ghostly Shell (420) Astral Shell (420) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (420) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (420) Elemental Saucesphere (420) Disco State of Mind (25853)
Intrinsics: Omphaloskepsis (∞) Equipment wreath of laurels bar whip battered hubcap antique greaves navel ring of navel gazing tiny plastic cocoabo V for Vivala mask cracker
Level 264 4,916-Headed Hydra. 1 divine blowout toasts Level 265 Reward; 814 Moxie Level 266; Elemental- Peace Bra (Sleaze/stench) Elemental Resist Current: 60% stench (4,807 hp), 60% sleaze (4,807 hp) Needed: 75% average resistance or Sleazeform. Use one phial of sleaze. 4,808 damage predicted. took 4373.
Level 267; Gauntlet need 9477hp as clothed. switch to +hp outfit. (orange peel hat, duct tape sword, keg shield, antique greaves, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, V for Vivala mask.) 5945 hp, need 7916. Use Wereseal (+415), Jug of Hamethyst juice (16,000 meat for +378) 1 grmelin mutagen, 1 extra potent gremlin mutagen, 1 micks Icy vapo hotness, 1 flower schnapps, Ben-gal balm, black facepaint, bellhop bell, ultravitamins, pirate brochure, and fish liver oil and yellow striped oyster egg for 7958 hp. Use 1 scroll of drastic healing. RUN! \\lose 7547 hp. Whew!
Level 268; Monster 23 dimensional horror. Use 1 scroll of DH. Burn MP summoning divine favors. Renew top buffs- might as well take advantage of wereseal today. Buffs are; Flower Power (2), Sleazeform (3) Fishy Fortification (4) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (6) Hot Blooded (6) Cock of the Walk (6) Strength of Ten Ettins (6) Cold Blooded (6) Strange Mental Acuity (6) Izchak's Blessing (6) Supafly (6) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (6) Happy Salamander (6) Wintergreen Warmongery (6) Radium Radicality (6) Slippery Oiliness (6) Spooky Demeanor (6) On the Shoulders of Giants (6) Mystically Oiled (6) Gr8tness (6) Phorcefullness (6) Superhuman Sarcasm (6) Incredibly Hulking (6) Macho Profundo (6) Tomato Power (6) Black Face (9) Ringing Ears (9) Vitamin-Maxed (9) Muscularrr (9) Extreme Muscle Relaxation (9) Temporary Lycanthropy (9) Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (14) Egg-stra Arm (19) Ode to Booze (196) Astral Shell (416) Tenacity of the Snapper (416) Reptilian Fortitude (416) Elemental Saucesphere (416) Ghostly Shell (416) Empathy (416) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (416) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (416) Disco State of Mind (25849) One divine blowout defeats.
Level 269; Great grandfather. Switch to sombrero. (Sigh) One divine blowout defeats. Level 270 Reward; Moxie. (Lose Sleazeform) Level 271 Muscle challenge. Buffed Muscle; Current: 7,166 Needed: 2,753 Easily done. Level 272 Myst challenge. Current: 4,956 Needed: 2,767 Level 273 Monster; Beast with 5,152 Ears Renew consumable buffs. 1 blowout defeats- gain a moxie point. Level 274 24 dimensional horror. 1 divine blowout defeats. Level 275; Mocie reward. Level 276 Beast with 5,230 Ears Renew blood of wereseal- allow other minor buffs to lapse. 1 divine blowout defeats.
Muscle: 6692 (647), Mysticality: 5348 (655), Moxie: 5687 (759) 6725 / 6725 1012 / 5348
Level 277; Push it real good Buffed Muscle test Current: 6,692 Needed: 2,839 No problem. Level 278 Moxie test. Buffed Moxie Current: 5,687 Needed: 2,853 Renew espiring consumable buffs and pass. 279 Myst test. Buffed Mysticality Current: 5,348 Needed: 2,868 No problem. Level 280 Reward; Moxie Level 281 Moxie test. Buffed Moxie Current: 5,694 Needed: 2,896 No problem. Level 282 Myst test. Buffed Mysticality Current: 5,355 Needed: 2,911 No problem. Level 283 Elemental; Still Better than Pistachio Stench & Hot: 11528 to 12742 Damage Elemental Resist Current: 60% stench (5,243 hp), 60% hot (5,243 hp) Needed: 76% average resistance or Stenchform. Use stench phial. Use spf 451 lip balm. Expect 1312 damage. Renew consumable buffs except for wads. Take 1198 hp damage.
Level 284 Myst test Buffed Mysticality Current: 4,481 Needed: 2,940 No problem Level 285 Moxie Reward. Level 286; Monster. 5,498-Headed Hydra 1 divine blowout toasts. Level 287; Myst test Buffed Mysticality Current: 4,487 Needed: 2,983 No problem Level 288 Monster. Beast with 5,552 Ears take 499 hp damage, 1 blowout defeats. Buffs drop. Level 289 Stone golem REbuff lightly (Tomato, gr8ness, oil, wereseal) and heal. Take 1085 hp damage (Should have switched out dogtags, drattit!) 2 blowouts toasts. Gain muscle and Mox.
Level 290 Reward; Moxie Level 291 Gauntlet- 8930 needed. Start reapplying buffs. Ferrigno, philtre, Aria, Hamethyst juice, gremlin and x-potent gremlin. cold and hot wads. Mick's, flower schnapps, bellhop bell, stench wad, sleaze wad, facepaint, yellow striped oyster egg, fish liver, pirate brochure, ultravitamins, twinkly wad, goofballs, get me to 8620. Rhino hormones take me to 8720. add pygmy pygment and true grit, thin black candle, frogade for 8,800. Time to hit the marshmallows. Two take me to 9028!!! Use 1 scroll and cruise! Take 8066 hp.
Level 292 Monster- beer golem Attack/Defense = 5656 take 662 hp damage, 2 blowouts toast. Renew ending consumable buffs- gr8ness, bang potions, tomato juice, chips. Heal and go.
Level 293 Festering powder. Maximum MP Current: 2,440 Needed: 5,150. Use oil of slipperiness, Hawkings elixir, ointment of the occult, and one pirate tract to reach 5196. take 4680 drain. DAMN forgot to juice up! Jumbo Dr, Lucifer and go again. Passed.
Level 295 Reward. Huh?!?! how did I lose track? took muscle reward. Level 296 Moxie test. Buffed Moxie Current: 2,965 Needed: 3,115 Healed, Used 1 mafai aria for 3423. Level 297 Monster 25 dimensional horror. lost 1086 hp, 2 blowouts defeated. Level 298 Muscle test. Buffed Muscle Current: 3,460 Needed: 3,145 No sweat.
Level 299 Elemental test; The unthawed. Spooky & Cold: 12451 to 13761 Damage Current: 60% cold (5,662 hp), 60% spooky (5,662 hp) Needed: 88% average resistance or Spookyform Use phial of spookyness, 1 bottle of antifreeze Expected damage 1416. took 1304. Level 300 REWARD!!! Leopard print barbell FTW!!!
Level 301 Festering powder Maximum MP Current: 987 Needed: 5,322 Doable with rebuffing. Oil of slip, Hawkings elix, gr8ness, ointment of the occult, funky mushroom, tomato juice, Xtra gremlin takes me to 5338. JDL and cruise! Lose 5071mp.
Level 302 Beer golem. Monster Attack/Defense = 5929 Blocks most spells Use Scroll of DH, attack, take 1464 damage, 2 divine blowouts defeat. You gain 382 Beefiness.
You gain 372 Enchantedness. You gain a Mysticality point! You gain 771 Cheek. You gain a Moxie point!
Level 303 Stone golem Monster Attack/Defense = 5957 Sroll of DH and attack. lose 1549 hp. 2 blowouts defeat. (2983 x 2)
Level 304 The unthawed; Elemental Resist Current: 90% cold (1,449 hp), 60% spooky (5,795 hp) Needed: 91% average resistance or Spookyform. Use Phial of spooky, heal, take 1354 and ease on down the road. (Still under antifreeze effect from before.) t
Level 305 Moxie Reward! Level 306 24 dimensional horror. Monster Attack/Defense = 6040 Blocks physical attacks I'm down to ; Muscle: 1330 (650), Mysticality: 1057 (657) Moxie:844 (765) HP- 1383 / 1383 Mp- 1057 / 1057 Remaining buffs are; Ghostly Shell (377) Reptilian Fortitude (377) Disco State of Mind (25810) Empathy (377) Tenacity of the Snapper (377) Astral Shell (377) Elemental Saucesphere (377) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (377) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (377) Ode to Booze (157) Egg-stra Arm (4) Spookyform (3) Fever From the Flavor (3) Seeing Colors (5) Ham-Fisted (34)
Time to call it a nigt- I've more than met my goal for the day.
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02:17 pm
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Level 254- Stinksap Level 28 Disco Bandit Muscle: 5078 (642) Mysticality: 4548 (650) Moxie: 5470 (750) HP- 5160 / 5206 MP- 4528 / 4573
Familiar: Chip, the 43-pound Exotic Parrot
Effects: Gr8tness (5) Macho Profundo (5) Cock of the Walk (5) On the Shoulders of Giants (5) Phorcefullness (5) Mystically Oiled (5) Sleazeform (5) Incredibly Hulking (5) Superhuman Sarcasm (5) Tomato Power (5) Izchak's Blessing (10) Strange Mental Acuity (10) Cold Blooded (10) Strength of Ten Ettins (10) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (10) Hot Blooded (10) Livin' Large (10) Wintergreen Warmongery (10) Radium Radicality (10) Supafly (10) Stenchtastic (10) Ode to Booze (20) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (110) Astral Shell (170) Empathy (170) Elemental Saucesphere (170) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (170) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (170) Ghostly Shell (170) Disco State of Mind (26089)
Intrinsics: Omphaloskepsis (∞)
Level 254 Peace Bra. Use 1 sleaze phial and cruise on thru. Take 4246 hp damage. Level 255; Reward; Muscle Level 256; Moxie test- 2542 req. no problem. Level 257; Beast with 4,734 Eyes! Use 1 scroll oDH, One Divine Blowout finishes.
Burn off MP's Level 258; Myst test. 2570 Required. Cruise thru no problem. Top level buffs gone. 259 Festering Powder. 4312 required. Have 1648. Use one oil, 1 hawkings, gr8ness, funky mushroom for 4518, Jumbo Dr. Lucifer, 1 scroll. lose 4043 mojo points. Passed. Level 260; Reward; Moxie. Level 261 Wall of Voodoo. 2612 req. have 4499myst. No problem. Level 262 Monster; Great Grandfather. Take 1224hp, toast with scroll of ancient evil. Level 263; Myst test, 2640 req. Have 4499. No problem.
Lost almost all buffs this turn Level 264; 4,916-Headed Hydra. Save till tomorrow.
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Stinksap Level 28 Disco Bandit Muscle: 6683 (642) Mysticality: 3509 (649) Moxie: 3885 (748) Inspector Brown, the 29-pound Hovering Sombrero Effects: Phorcefullness (2) Slippery Oiliness (2) Gr8tness (2) Macho Profundo (2) Tomato Power (2) Mystically Oiled (2) Superhuman Sarcasm (2) Incredibly Hulking (2) Got Milk (5) Izchak's Blessing (7) Strength of Ten Ettins (7) Strange Mental Acuity (7) Cold Blooded (7) Stenchtastic (7) Supafly (7) Hot Blooded (7) Wintergreen Warmongery (7) Ringing Ears (7) Temporary Lycanthropy (7) Black Face (7) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (7) Extreme Muscle Relaxation (7) Radium Radicality (7) Hip to Be Square Dancin' (10)Ode to Booze (197) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (417) Empathy (417) Astral Shell (417) Elemental Saucesphere (417) Ghostly Shell (417) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (417) Disco State of Mind (11796) Intrinsics: Omphaloskepsis (∞)
Level 251 Monster Beast w eyes. 1 blowout toasts. Level 252 Muscle test. No problem Level 253 Unholw writes Use 1 phial of hot, 1 black eyedrops. 1122 damage predicted. have 2600. took 1078. Level 254 Peace Bra. Stench/sleaze. call it a day.
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241- 250 <lj cut>Stinksap (#1378715) Level 28 Disco Bandit
Statistics: Current Hit Points: 6477 Maximum Hit Points: 6477 (base: 642) Current Mojo Points: 3688 Maximum Mojo Points: 3733 (base: 643) Muscle: 6349 (base: 639) (38/1279) Mysticality: 3708 (base: 645) (883/1291) Moxie: 3933 (base: 743) (71/1487)
Hot Protection: Major Cold Protection: Major Spooky Protection: Major Stench Protection: Major Sleaze Protection: Major
Turns Played: 41395 Days Played: 218
Advancement: You must gain 45 Moxie to advance to level 29.
Equipment: wreath of laurels bar whip battered hubcap antique greaves V for Vivala mask navel ring of navel gazing tiny plastic cocoabo cracker
Effects: Ghostly Shell (127) [shrug off] Disco State of Mind (12037) Temporary Lycanthropy (8) Incredibly Hulking (3) Superhuman Sarcasm (3) Tomato Power (3) Phorcefullness (3) Mystically Oiled (3) Gr8tness (3) Macho Profundo (3) Empathy (15) [shrug off] Astral Shell (127) [shrug off] Elemental Saucesphere (59) [shrug off] Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (198) [shrug off] Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (50) [shrug off] Ode to Booze (20) [shrug off] Slippery Oiliness (3) Strength of Ten Ettins (8) Strange Mental Acuity (8) Izchak's Blessing (8) Peeled Eyeballs (9) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (98) Hot Blooded (8) Cold Blooded (8) Stenchtastic (8) Supafly (8) Wistfully Nostalgic (10) Radium Radicality (8) Wintergreen Warmongery (8) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (8) Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (13)
Level 241 Unholy Writes. Use 1 hot Phial 4187 spooky damage expected. 3903 spooky taken. Level 242 Lift 'em 2276 typewriters. Level 243 Stone Golem 4374 a/d 467 damage. 1 blowout defeats. Top tier of Buffs used up. Level 244 The unthawed. Uaffect Hotform. Use spooky Phial. Use 1 antifreeze. Expect 1067 damage. Lose 1011. Level 245 Reward; Moxie Level 246 Push it real good. Need 2,400 str., have 2211. Use 1 philtre of phorce for 2850 str. Level 247 Beast with 4,478 Ears. Use scroll ODH. Tatke 1332 damage. Two blowouts defeat.
Level 248 The gauntlet Changed outfits to; orange peel hat, duct tape sword, keg shield, antique greaves, V for Vivala mask, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags, Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags. With this outfit 7,140 hp is required. Adventured then started buffing up again. Have the following buffs; Seriously Mutated (1) Mutated (1) Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3) Slippery Oiliness (5) Tomato Power (5) Superhuman Sarcasm (5) Macho Profundo (5) Incredibly Hulking (5) Phorcefullness (5) Gr8tness (5) Mystically Oiled (5) Cold Blooded (10) Black Face (10) Temporary Lycanthropy (10) Stenchtastic (10) Supafly (10) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (10) Ringing Ears (10) Hot Blooded (10) Strength of Ten Ettins (10) Strange Mental Acuity (10) Izchak's Blessing (10) Radium Radicality (10) Wintergreen Warmongery (10) Astral Shell (420) Empathy (420) Ghostly Shell (420) Elemental Saucesphere (420) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (420) Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (420) Disco State of Mind (11799)
For 7312 hp. Lost 6788 Hp Made it!
Level 249 14 stone Golem. 4525 at/def. Took approx 500 damage 1 Blowout defeated. Level 250- Reward. Mysticality.
Tomorrow; Level 251- Beast w 4580 eyes.
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Level 227-240 Stinksap (#1378715) Level 28 Disco Bandit
Statistics: Current Hit Points: 4535 Maximum Hit Points: 4535 (base: 637) Current Mojo Points: 3869 Maximum Mojo Points: 3914 (base: 639) Muscle: 4407 (base: 634) Mysticality:3889 (base: 641) Moxie: 4038 (base: 735) Hot Protection: Major Cold Protection: Major Spooky Protection: Major Stench Protection: Major Sleaze Protection: Major
Turns Played: 41145 Days Played: 217
Advancement: You must gain 53 Moxie to advance to level 29.
Equipment: wreath of laurels bar whip battered hubcap antique greaves V for Vivala mask navel ring of navel gazing tiny plastic cocoabo cracker
Effects: Ghostly Shell (377) [shrug off] Disco State of Mind (12287) Superhuman Sarcasm (5) Tomato Power (5) Phorcefullness (5) Mystically Oiled (5) Gr8tness (10) Macho Profundo (5) Empathy (265) [shrug off] Astral Shell (377) [shrug off] Elemental Saucesphere (309) [shrug off] Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (234) [shrug off] Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (300) [shrug off] Ode to Booze (20) [shrug off] Slippery Oiliness (5) Strength of Ten Ettins (10) Strange Mental Acuity (10) Izchak's Blessing (10) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (50) Hot Blooded (20) Cold Blooded (20) Spooky Demeanor (20) Stenchtastic (20) Supafly (20) Happy Salamander (10) Radium Radicality (10) Wintergreen Warmongery (10) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (10)
Level 227; Beast with 3980 eyes. 1 divine blowout pwns. Level 228; Wall of voodoo 1880- 2120 needed. No problemo. Level 229; Beast with 4028 eyes. Hit for 288 points damage 1 divine noisemaker pwns. Level 230; Reward; Moxie Level 231 Muscle test. 2139 typewriters. Level 232 Stone golem a/d=4099 I'm in the 2438-98. Take 864 hp. @ divine noisemakers kills. Level 233 Peace Bra. Use 1 ferrignos, 1 sleaze phial, 1 flower petal pie, 1 scroll of DH. Lost 3612 hp, had 396 to spare. Level 234; 22 dimensional horror. use SODH. 2 Div Noisemakers toasts. Level 235; Reward; Moxie. Level 236 Grandfather. Use Magiwipes to heal. Lose 873 hp. 2 divine Noisemakers toast. Level 237; Muscle test. Current: 2,930 Needed: 2,282. No problem. Level 237 4,252 headed hydra. Lose 1,255 hp. 2 divine noisemakers toasts.
Level 238; Gauntlet. 8,115 hp needed. End of day buffed with; Ghostly Shell (129) [shrug off] Disco State of Mind (12039) Temporary Lycanthropy (10) Incredibly Hulking (5) Superhuman Sarcasm (5) Tomato Power (5) Phorcefullness (5) Mystically Oiled (5) Gr8tness (5) Macho Profundo (5) Empathy (17) [shrug off] Astral Shell (129) [shrug off] Elemental Saucesphere (61) [shrug off] Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (200) [shrug off] Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (52) [shrug off] Slippery Oiliness (5) Strength of Ten Ettins (10) Strange Mental Acuity (10) Izchak's Blessing (10) Object Detection (1) Peeled Eyeballs (11) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (10) Hot Blooded (10) Cold Blooded (10) Stenchtastic (10) Supafly (10) Radium Radicality (10) Wintergreen Warmongery (10) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (10) Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (15) Seriously Mutated (1) Wereseal best it will be until sunday, so going for it today! 6821 hp. mafia predicts 6779 is needed. Lost 6069 hp. Did it!
Level 240 Reward; Moxie. Tomorrow; Unholy Writes.
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Levels 217- <lj-cut>Stinksap (#1378715) Level 27 Disco Bandit
Statistics: Current Hit Points: 3911 Maximum Hit Points: 3911 (base: 633) Current Mojo Points: 3732 Maximum Mojo Points: 3732 (base: 636) Muscle: 3783 (base: 630) (927/1261) Mysticality: 3707 (base: 638) (822/1277) Moxie: 3418 (base: 728) (636/1457) Hot Protection: Major Cold Protection: Major Spooky Protection: Major Stench Protection: Major Sleaze Protection: Major
Equipment: wreath of laurels bar whip battered hubcap antique greaves V for Vivala mask navel ring of navel gazing tiny plastic cocoabo cracker
Effects: Ghostly Shell (199) [shrug off] Disco State of Mind (12529) Superhuman Sarcasm (5) Tomato Power (5) Phorcefullness (5) Mystically Oiled (5) Gr8tness (5) Empathy (87) [shrug off] Astral Shell (199) [shrug off] Elemental Saucesphere (56) [shrug off] Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (56) [shrug off] Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (156) [shrug off] Ode to Booze (20) [shrug off] Slippery Oiliness (5) Strength of Ten Ettins (10) Strange Mental Acuity (10) Izchak's Blessing (10) Heavy Petting (1) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (100) Hot Blooded (10) Cold Blooded (10) Spooky Demeanor (10) Stenchtastic (10) Supafly (10) Wistfully Nostalgic (10) Radium Radicality (10) Wintergreen Warmongery (10) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (10)
217; Gauntlet Wield Duct tape sword and keg shield, put on Orange hat, Elliots dog tags, use twinkly powder. Mafia aria, Ferrignos, Scroll or drastic healing. Need 5551hp have 5772 (5,542 hp taken) 218; Beer golem 3757 a/d. Use scroll of Drastic. Take down with one divine blowout. No damage. 219; 21 dimensional horror. 3781 a/d. 1 divine blowout defeats. 220; Reward; Moxie 221; Singled out. Used 1 phial of coldness.Took 1 cold, 3,370 sleaze w 60% resist. Lost 5 turn buffs. 222; Pool Shark. Need 2083 mox have 1673. Use 1 potion of temporary gr8ness for 2425, 2205, 2402 223; 3882 Hydra. 1 scroll of healing, 2 divine blowouts. 224; Wall of Voodoo. 1834-2068 required. no sweat. 225; Reward. Moxie 226 3,954 headed Hydra. scroll of drastic.@ divine blowouts defeat w only 264 hp damage. Next set of buffs lost. (628, 389, 441 buffed stats.) 227; 3,980 Eye Monster. Attack- it does 1, 147hp damage. Beaten Up. Done for day.
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Basement dive Levels 211-216 Stinksap (#1378715) Level 27 Disco Bandit
Statistics: Current Hit Points: 3159 Maximum Hit Points: 3778 (base: 631) Current Mojo Points: 2617 Maximum Mojo Points: 3267 (base: 634) Muscle: 3650 (base: 628) (117/1257) Mysticality: 3242 (base: 636) (34/1273) Moxie: 3823 (base: 722) (1388/1445) Hot Protection: Major Cold Protection: Major Spooky Protection: Major Stench Protection: Major Sleaze Protection: Major Adventures remaining: 92 Meat: 114,921 Favorite Food: herb brownies Favorite Booze: cup of primitive beer Account Created: June 20, 2007 Turns Played: 40659 Days Played: 215
Advancement: You must gain 11 Moxie to advance to level 28. PvP: Fights Left Today: 10 Ranking: 347 Fights Won: 2188 Fights Lost: 1540
Equipment: wreath of laurels bar whip battered hubcap antique greaves V for Vivala mask navel ring of navel gazing tiny plastic cocoabo rhesus monkey Gr8tness (4) Macho Profundo (4) Phorcefullness (4) Mystically Oiled (4) Tomato Power (4) Superhuman Sarcasm (4) Strength of Ten Ettins (9) Spooky Demeanor (9) Strange Mental Acuity (9) Cold Blooded (9) Stenchtastic (9) Izchak's Blessing (9) Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (9) Wistfully Nostalgic (9) Hot Blooded (9) Wintergreen Warmongery (9) Radium Radicality (9) Supafly (9) Ode to Booze (19) Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (42) Aspect of the Twinklefairy (82) Elemental Saucesphere (299) Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (299) Empathy (330) Astral Shell (442) Ghostly Shell (442) Disco State of Mind (12772)
211; Lift 'em 1940 str required 212; Grandfather - 1scroll or evil 213Mops- 1966 required have 3306 214; grandfather- 1 scroll 215; reward; 803 Moxie 216; Beast w 3172 eyes Muscle: 1766 (628) Mysticality:1716 (636) Moxie: 1661 (724) Used 2 divine blowouts 217; Gauntlet need 7089 hp Save for tomorrow
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My Bpal for Swap and Sale The following imps have come to me from many places- Forum and LJ purchases and swaps, Ebay, and from BPAL Lab itself. Most are below label (Usual even in fresh from the lab imps these days.) but still contain ample oil for many scentings.
If I notice an imp you have selected is looking low I will let you know and toss in extra frimps- let me know if fill level or label condition is very important to you. Many of these imps have been sampled (Lightly) by several owners.
I'll accept non credit card (Bank transfer or balance transfer) Paypal payments, Checks with time to clear or well concealed cash or stamps. Trades are always welcomed- my wishlist and feedback page links may be found here;
http://jadecicada.livejournal.com/
GC Imps $2 each or 6 for $10 Will trade 2/1 for most of the LE and Disc on my wishlist, higher for rarities.
Alecto Olive leaf, raspberry leaf, vetiver and cedarwood. Delphi The smoke of Sacred Incense of Apollo twined through laurel branches, bay, and honey wine. Gluttony Dark chocolate, vanilla, buttercream, and hops with pralines, hazelnut, toffee and caramel. Goneril White geranium, calla lily, cedarwood and black orchid. Sri Lanka Indian sandalwood and cedar, and the dry incense smoke of olibanum, gum mastic, patchouli and myrrh. Harlot Somalian rose, Moroccan rose and Bulgar rose with a sultry dribble of cinnamon. Harlot Hemlock a dark, profound herbal blend Himerus juniper, sandalwood, rosewood, red musk, orchid, bergamot and lilac. Intrigue Black palm, with cocoa, fig and shadowy wooded notes. Juliet Sweet pea with stargazer lily, calla lily, heliotrope, honeysuckle, white musk and a touch of fresh pear. Kostnice Frankincense, rosewood, lily, and geranium rose. Marie A blend of sinuous violet and elegant tea rose Pain lavender and pennyroyal. Rage Black amber erupting with a dark volcanic surge of fiery dragon's blood and a burst of melati, rose geranium, mandarin and black currant. Saint Germain gilded amber, hypnotic lavender, brash carnation and deep mosses. Santo Domingo An exotic, sultry blend of tobacco leaf, bay rum and heady Caribbean blossoms. Tzadikim Nistarim frankincense, olive, spikenard, hyssop and galangal. The Coiled Serpent A potent yogic oil that stimulates the kundalini, provokes spiritual awakening, and releases the energy seated in your root chakra. Utrennyaya Osmanthus, Damascus rose, violet, delphinium, white mint, palmarosa and white sandalwood. Zorya Spices of the Orient mingle with crystalline musk, midnight flowers and cereus, jasmine, primrose and vesper iris
LE's Discontinued and Rare Under construction. Ask if you see something tempting- I might be tempted to trade.
I have Bottles of; The Peacock Queen Parliament of Foules The Premature Burial Venus Silentium Amoris (Original formulation.)
Imps of; Arcana (Discontinued Lab imp. Stained and tired Label) Treat #2 Enraged Orangutan Musk Midwinter's Eve (Year unknown. Spicy Mulled wine.) Gypsy Queen Bearded Lady Harvest Moon Stardust '05 (Solid Perfume) ( Read more... )
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