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[Mar. 8th, 2025|12:09 pm] |
All the good stuff is under lock. Sorry. But this is how I use the journal systems.
( Hi. )
lj: nardasarmy used to be: funkyhelix |
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| Tap Dancing Christ |
[Sep. 1st, 2007|09:22 pm] |
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I'm thirty-two and have more gray hair than my mother, which she tells me I should thank a) my father for, who was gray by twenty in a big skunk stripe and b) my son, because old age is hereditary in that you get it from your children. I asked if that meant she blamed me for being old, and she nodded big and said nothing made her feel old until she had to catch me as I swan dived off the fireplace mantel when I was three.
Fair enough.
But looking at the gray hair is like a trigger, and my immediate reaction is usually, "Let's pierce something. Let's pierce a nipple, I have two. I can fuck up one and just be lopsided. Or my nose! A person can just breathe through their mouth." Sometimes I think about going the purple dye route again. That would make me the hit of the Parent Teacher Association.
So as a distraction for myself and a laugh for you, here is a list of a dozen women that could end my marriage with a crook of their fingers. In no particular order.
dial-up beware
( *swoon* )
And in other notes, there's nothing like bathing a cat to make you want to drink bleach. |
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