I guess I'm using my JF for LolJay posts!
Oh, LJ.

news@LJ: So I was like, "wait what? what is this "SUP" -- *wikipedia's, finds Socialist Union Party* -- why does LJ now belong to the Socialists and what happened to 6A? OH HEY DID 6A FINALLY GET TIRED OF SCREWING WITH LJ? :'D"

Oh man. :'D

Oh hey I think I found the real SUP. Well, all right then. -goes back to reading the wank report-

Oh MY. Scroll to the bottom and work your way up~

Edit: Lovely!