You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
1. I know nothing about a guns. I'm going with a chainsaw with a flamethrower attachment. It's my fake zombie attack. The chainsaw can have a flamethrower, damn it.
2. Zombie Prostitute by Voltaire. For ironic purposes. (lyrics here)
2. Bruce Campbell. Naturally.