Fri, Jun. 6th, 2008, 01:45 pm
stolen from lab and onyxnoir

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.


1. I know nothing about a guns. I'm going with a chainsaw with a flamethrower attachment. It's my fake zombie attack. The chainsaw can have a flamethrower, damn it.
2. Zombie Prostitute by Voltaire. For ironic purposes. (lyrics here)
2. Bruce Campbell. Naturally.

Fri, Jun. 6th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
[info]alya1989262

*reads song lyrics*

SO MUCH SQUICK. D:

Fri, Jun. 6th, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
[info]tehrin

LMAO. :D

Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008 01:32 am (UTC)
[info]rotten_fish

That song is amazing.

Bruce! You stole my idea! >:(

Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008 04:17 am (UTC)
[info]tehrin

We can share him! I totally need someone to use as a human shield while Bruce and I kick zombie ass.

Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008 05:17 am (UTC)
[info]rotten_fish

Boo, you whore! I am no one's human shield! >:(

Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008 04:28 am (UTC)
[info]tehrin

Oh, and it was either that one or Brains (same artist).

Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
[info]spawn_of_kong

Me, I'd have to go with a lawnmower. As Peter Jackson has demonstrated, having a lawnmower when going in against zombies is a very good thing.

Sat, Jun. 7th, 2008 10:36 am (UTC)
[info]lab

Bruce Campell! Of course!