I wish I was boning vampires.

I have a tiny folder on my comp with vintage images I pull off the web. I thought I'd share some to torture sandglass of the more hilarious/ohgodwhy sexist advertisements of days of yore in my collection:




"My, this new quick Lux is fast! I'll do my undies every day-- then I know I won't offend."



Because the first thing on a woman's mind when she's menstral is her perkiness...



Zonik? Not in my vagina!


Or Lysol.


Not only does Lysol make your vag "stay young with him," it also gives you this fabulous affluent life style, complete with your own maid servant.


Midol.


Midol.


MIDOL.


Lysol.


SURPRISE DISHWASHER!


Sure, we don't/didn't need feminism!


This should be the title of one of those old 1950's educational films.


The illustration...WTF.


Not an advert, but an album cover...I don't think that'll work...


...I don't think I need a joke for this one.


I have a couple more of these Maidenform ads, but this one is the most bizarre.


NEVER ENOUGH LYSOL.


TAMPONS!


If your wife doesn't douche, its her own damn fault!
(What's with the guilt tripping women into douching anyways?)


To end on a non-head/desking note:

The Divine Frida Kahlo because she is beautiful