I wish I was boning vampires.

Fellow citizens of the U.S.A. - This woman, Orly Taitz is running for U.S. senate in my state. BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. Obama? A Muslim and a non-citizen! Why, she filed several court cases through out the nation to try to get him off the ballot in 2008 and more in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012! THAT IS DEDICATION! Obama isn't even his surname! He's also setting up internment camps for "Anti-Obama dissidents." Osama Bin Laden was killed long ago and kept on ice until Obama needed to use his body as a distraction to draw attention away from the court case she filed in Georgia against him! He hates her so much that he's made personal threats to her and has keyed her car. Did you know the House of Representatives is setting up labor camps, lead by a black representative named Alcee Hastings? Orly does! Hugo Chavez also controls our voting machines and Baxter International created a bird flu vaccine to kill people.

She's also promoted her theories in Isreal because Isreali people support her in e-mail.

I don't know about you, but I know who I'll be voting for come the primary!

She lives and works a city away from mine. Orange County is full of 100% concentrated crazy conservatives. D: