Wow, the cult nutter from this wank is in the comments.
And to think I almost missed that.
Woke up this morning and was on my way to the shower. I open the door and what is the first thing my eyes see? PANSTLESS GIRL'S BUTT IN HER G-STRING!
Yes, I shit you not. That's why she has the nickname. I was in shock for a few seconds before I finally managed to escape to the bathroom.