I took my userinfo to babelfish, translated into Japanese, then translated back into English. Here are the lolarious results:

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I like this a lot better than my current user info, which I've been meaning to change for a while.

I have watched over 40 eps of Jigoku Shoujo and Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori in the past three days. I need to stay away from anime for a while. In fact, the only thing that would get me into Dollfie fandom would be if I could make a Dollfie of Enma Ai. I think her kimonos are awesomesauce.

ETA: Heather Talty: Can we say HEIDI TANDY. The name sounds really similar. Anyone super familliar with Heidi's writing style?

I just need to say it two more times and she'll show up in my magic!mirror!