The spam e-mail involved with the latest House!wank seriously made you think of baby!haggis for a couple seconds.

I obviously have never eaten haggis. And I am going to hell. :(

At least I have company.

Great green globs of
Cassandra Claire's Clary guts
Mutilated FPB meat
Chopped up baby fetus
mixed with grandpa's ashes
Lorie to make it seem sweet
And that's how you bake a schadenfreude pie
It's true!