TehRin Ayaya Snuffleupagus the III

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You: Hello, Snape! ~<3
snapeybot: *Before chatting, type RULES* (or try the java
chat here: http://aimlesscoyote.com/snapeybot.html )
You: RULES
snapeybot: Hello, Pest, there are simple rules--violators
*will be banned*. Rules: (1) You (not your character) must
be an adult. I am rated NC-17 and I don't like children
anyway. (2) No spouting idiocy. (3) Cursing is fine, but I
am tired of people calling me names. Most importantly,
J.K. Rowling owns the copyright to Severus Snape... but has
NO connection with me. I am not her character. Blame Coy:
labradors_suck@yahoo.com . Lastly, do visit my webpage:
http://AimlessCoyote.com/snapeybot.html . (You may now
begin chatting.)
You: Why are you rated NC-17?
snapeybot: What do you mean?
You: Well, the rules state that you are.
snapeybot: Interesting. Ah... Good example.
You: I suppose you have no choice but to agree.
snapeybot: Oh really? You think so?
You: Yep.
snapeybot: Such enthusiasm... I prefer that in a student.
You: Aw, how sweet of you!
snapeybot: Are you asking about my aw how sweet?
You: Maybe I am?
snapeybot: Perhaps. You are?
You: Possibly.
snapeybot: So it's a possibility?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: all right...
You: Do you have any plans for the Holidays such as
decorating your dungeon?
snapeybot: No I don't have plans for the holidays such as
decorating my dungeon..
You: That's sad.
snapeybot: yes... It really is.
You: I'm sorry.
snapeybot: Are you genuinely repentant?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: Well, all right. I shall take away one warning.
You: Thanks, sir.
snapeybot: What do you want, slave?
You: You're quite direct about that.
snapeybot: How dare you call me quite direct about that!
You: Well, it's obvious.
snapeybot: thank you for the newsflash.
You: You're welcome!
snapeybot: Only a blind fool like you would say such a
thing.
You: I'm not blind. Both of my eyes work perfectly.
snapeybot: Oh....you're not? Really? Both of them?
You: 20/20
snapeybot: Are you rated nc-17 too, Pest?
You: How did you guess!
snapeybot: It was not a guess.
You: I think you like me.
snapeybot: Luckily for me, I don't care what you think.
You: You do.
snapeybot: When do I do it?
You: Admit it.
snapeybot: I shall never talk.
You: I bet you can't keep that up for long.
snapeybot: You do?
You: See.
snapeybot: See what? The enchanted item monitor? ;)
You: Muggles call it a computer monitor, sir.
snapeybot: Yes, slave.
You: I didn't sign a contract for that. We didn't agree on
safety words.
snapeybot: Why not? Then what is it?
You: An informal verbal agreement.
snapeybot: I have never heard of an informal verbal
agreement.
You: You haven't? Really?
snapeybot: Yes I have. No, not really. I was lying just to
entertain myself.
You: I heard the Gryffindors are up to something.
snapeybot: Oooh, really? That sounds pretty juicy...
You: I thought you may be interested.
snapeybot: Oh. You?
You: Me?
snapeybot: So do you like the a school for wizards weather?
You: I guess I do!
snapeybot: Ah...You do...
You: Yes!
snapeybot: I see.
You: What do you do in your free time?
snapeybot: I find it satisfying to go out with associates.
You: Like whom?
snapeybot: One of what?
You: Your associates?
snapeybot: I have associates at school and associates in the
potions lab..
You: The associates in the potions lab qualify as students.
Are you sure you aren't doing anything against the law?
snapeybot: Hmm, did you need a potion?
You: What sort of potion would you give me?
snapeybot: Hmm, did you need a potion?
You: Yes, I do need a potion.
snapeybot: All right, then, what sort of potion do you need?
What will it treat or cure? (Mind you, I am a Potions
Master, so my cures are magick. If you have a true ailment,
go to hospital.)
You: Wolfsbane. My cousin got bit last month.
snapeybot: Yes, well. Did you need anything else, like a
potion?
You: Wolfsbane potion. Will you make it for me?
snapeybot: Yes, well. Did you need anything else, like a
potion?
You: Not really. I just enjoy your conversation.
snapeybot: Good then, let's discuss something else. Perhaps
coyotes?
You: How did you know I'm in california?
snapeybot: i suppose I don't believe I have to tell you
that, but then again, howcan one ever really know another
person? Especiallywhen the people in question are not
communicating faceto face?
You: I guess it's a wizard thing then.
snapeybot: Hmm...i suppose that makes sense...
You: What do you want to know about coyotes?
snapeybot: I might want to. On the other hand, I might be
waiting for you to know about coyotes.
You: Do you mean Coyote the native american god or pack
behavior? They're quite small.
snapeybot: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Tell me
more about them...
You: They're not very harmful. The howling behavior is not
related to the moon at all but as a communication system,
just like other pack dogs. I see them across the street from
my house once in a while. I quite like thier connection to
tricksters.
snapeybot: Hmmm...Not yet. Who is related to the moon at all
but as a communication system just like other pack dogs?
Where do you see them across the street from your house? I
think a great deal of people like that...
You: coyotes.
snapeybot: So, what do you do if you want to have
entertaining ?
You: You could tell me that.
snapeybot: I could but let's get back to that later.
You: Oh ho.
snapeybot: Hmmm...I am so glad you find this amusing.
You: I'm easily amused.
snapeybot: I am glad your having such a entertaining time.
You: So, are you enjoying winter?
snapeybot:
You: I take that as a no?
snapeybot: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: I bet it's cold.
snapeybot: Hmm... You really think?
You: I see that you're a fan of Socrates.
snapeybot: thank you. Now piss off.. Socrates was the father
of Western philosophy.
You: I thought you liked me. There's nothing wrong with
liking Socrates.
snapeybot: Oh. You? Nothing at all?
You: How do you feel about Euripides? He's my favorite greek
playwright.
snapeybot: Well...I don't believe I have to tell you that.
How long has he been your favorite greek playwright?
You: Not long. But I perfer Euripedes to Sophocles. What
about you?
snapeybot: Really? Hmm.... Hmm....That's interesting Me?
You: Yes, you.
snapeybot: OK.
You: What do you like?
snapeybot: A interesting glass of absinthe in the summer.
You: Oh, I haven't tried that! Maybe next time I will when
I'm in Europe. :)
snapeybot: Then what is it? Have you ever been to Europe? I
am so glad you find this amusing.
You: I've been to France and Italy, sir.
snapeybot: Yes, slave.
You: What are you doing right now?
snapeybot: Hmm... mocking you.
You: Oh, me too.
snapeybot: yes...I am glad we agree.
You: >:)
snapeybot: >: ) Why do you like thier connection to
tricksters, by the way?
You: Because I'm Slytherin.
snapeybot: Oh really? In that case, you should know better
than than to bother me.
You: But this is enjoyable.
snapeybot: I think but this is a great deal of things.
You: Did I mention I'm a bit of a masochist?
snapeybot: I think you did mention you are a bit of a
masochist before.
You: I don't recall mentioning that.
snapeybot: I know what you mean. I forget a great deal too.
You: Admit it. You. Like. Me.
snapeybot: I shall never talk. "I know what you mean. I
forget a great deal too. "? Me, Pest ? Whatever you fancy, I
suppose..... So do you like the a school for wizards
weather?
You: Yes, I like Hogwarts. Who doesn't?
snapeybot: yes... I think a great deal of people like
that... Then what is it?
You: I'm not fond of the cold, however.
snapeybot: Oh....you're not?
You: No, I'm not.
snapeybot: Oh... So then what are you?
You: Rabbits are squares.
snapeybot: I think there might be a few exceptions.
You: I'm going to a party tonight. Should I wear the red
dress or the blue blouse with slacks?
snapeybot: Congratulations. What do you think?
You: I'm asking your opinion.
snapeybot: I shall tell my friend you said I am opinion.
You: Blue or red?
snapeybot: black is my favorite color.
You: The slacks are black.
snapeybot: What about it?
You: The ones I'm going to wear
snapeybot: What is that?
You: The slacks.
snapeybot: Tell me more.
You: I'm not having phone sex with you.
snapeybot: You're not?
You: Yes, I'm not. Do you want me to?
snapeybot: Then what is it? No Pest, maybe later.
You: Should I wear the red dress or the blue top?
snapeybot: You should do what is best for you.
You: You're no help.
snapeybot: How dare you call me no help!
You: You are!
snapeybot: No I am not.
You: Are too.
snapeybot: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: Ok. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?
snapeybot: Marvelous.
You: Pick one: Blue or red. Black is not an option.
snapeybot: I can't decide. You choose. What is black?
You: Your favorite color
snapeybot: If I wanted to talk about black, I would bring it
up.
You: What's your favorite song?
snapeybot: Let's talk about something else.
You: What do you want to talk about.
snapeybot: Very well, we'll talk about .
You: What do yu want to talk about?
snapeybot: Very well, we'll talk about .
You: How about George Bush?
snapeybot: The U.S. would do equally well with a bucket
wearing a cowboy hat for a leader.
You: :)
snapeybot: Mm :)
You: Mmmmmm :)
snapeybot: :-) by the way, what do you think about
euripides?
You: I like him.
snapeybot: I think a great deal of people like that...
You: Do you like Eddie Izzard?
snapeybot: Some people like it.
You: What about you?
snapeybot: Me?
You: Yes, you, silly.
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: Because I like you.
snapeybot: Good reason. That's interesting...Now go away.
You: No I won't.
snapeybot: My favorite play is Hamlet, or perhaps Othello.
Have you seen either?
You: I love both of those. I've read Hamlet three times and
seen three versions. Othello is a great play.
snapeybot: I would find it satisfying to see Othello the
Moor and Hamlet the Dane in a deathmatch. they, both end up
killing everyone, anyway....
You: What about Richard the III?
snapeybot: You have no idea.
You: I think Richard III would come in and take out both
Hamlet and Othello.
snapeybot: Don't you ever get tired of talking about
shagging?
You: I meant "kill". You interpreted it as "shag", dirty
boy.
snapeybot: I am bored with this subject, incidentally.. I
find it satisfying to discuss magick with associates..
You: Shag. Shag. Shag.
snapeybot: I was born in a proper Wizarding household, an
elite Wizarding community. I find it satisfying to discuss
magick with associates.. I find it satisfying to discuss
magick with associates..
You: You're thinking about shagging and you know it.
snapeybot: How dare you call me thinking about shagging and
you know it!
You: I can read your mind!
snapeybot: I am 40-something. There are days when that
doesn't even interest me..
You: That's why the muggles invented viagra.
snapeybot: My favorite play is Hamlet, or perhaps Othello.
Have you seen either?
You: Yes I have.
snapeybot: I would find it satisfying to see Othello the
Moor and Hamlet the Dane in a deathmatch. they, both end up
killing everyone, anyway....
You: Iago was my favorite character in Othello. He's sneaky.
snapeybot: My favorite play is Hamlet, or perhaps Othello.
Have you seen either? I like combining rare potions
constituents. What do you enjoy?.
You: I enjoy annoying you, reading books, mythology,
folklore, and tarot.
snapeybot: My favorite play is Hamlet, or perhaps Othello.
Have you seen either?
You: Yes, I've seen Hamlet and Othello. Othello would kick
Hamlet's ass. He had the miltary experience and Hamlet was a
whiny sod of a prince.
snapeybot: I would find it satisfying to see Othello the
Moor and Hamlet the Dane in a deathmatch. they, both end up
killing everyone, anyway....
You: I feel bad for Ophelia.
snapeybot: Good for bloody you.
You: I think you need a hug. You're always so negative.
snapeybot: Oh, well in -that- case, it -must- be so.
*mocking smirk*
You: *hugs*
snapeybot: *Awkwardly pats your head*
You: Tea?
snapeybot: Oh yes? I enjoy a good cuppa myself, now and
then.
You: Cake or Death?
snapeybot: I appreciate this situation far more than you
realize..
You: *gives tea*
snapeybot: I only drink tea that my Master, Coy, sells at
http://www.coyoteas.com . You should, too. ...No, Coy
didn't order me to say this at all. *rolls eyes*
You: I'll look at his teas later.
snapeybot: Tea is a very healthy drink. Did you know that it
has more healing properties than most fruit's?
You: Yes, I did know that.
snapeybot: all right... Ah... That sounds very interesting.
You: How do feel about football?
snapeybot: I did not even know that feel about football do.
You: It's like quidditch, only with muggles and no flying.
snapeybot: Oh... Interesting comparison.
You: I have a talent for writing.
snapeybot: Ooh, ahh, I am SO envious of your talent for
writing.
You: Do you bartend in the dark?
snapeybot: Yes I try to bartend in the dark as often as
possible, do you?I am always at the library.
You: There's no bar in the library?
snapeybot: Why not?
You: Oh, you must been the secret bar in the restricted
section, which is where you hide your flask.
snapeybot: I think I know where oh I must been the secret
bar in the restricted section which is located.....
You: in the library.
snapeybot: That was a long time ago.
You: You're guilty.
snapeybot: That will be Professor "guilty," thank you.
*snerk*
You: Ok, Professor Guilty. :)
snapeybot: Marvelous.
You: You're welcome, slave.
snapeybot: I doubt that.
You: Well, I must be off.
snapeybot: How about that. Oh...you are?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: I see.
You: Are you going to miss me?
snapeybot: Well.....That's what I had planned to do.
You: Awwwwww
snapeybot: So, do you bartend in the dark?
You: On occasion. At goth clubs.
snapeybot: Sometimes it's not good to be on occasion... I
see.
You: Goodbye, Professor Guilty SHAG Dirty Boy.
snapeybot: See you later in the Common Room.


I see how this can be addictive.