August 1st, 2009

12:45 am
Wtf.

I have 2+ gigabytes of pictures on my hard drive.

And I actually sometimes sorta pare 'em down. Where the hell are all these pictures coming from?

2 Gigabytes
1) 4chan
2) pictures of cute animals
3) random dweeby photos

Hmm, yes... I'd say this hard drive is 4chan-ish. What's 4chan-ish? We really don't know. Up to the Cosmos with it ♥

---> Fanart Star

But srsly, this is the contents of my HD:
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SpaceMonger is a delightful tool that lets you see exactly what is taking up all that goddamn space on your hard drive in pretty rainbow colors (and lets you delete it!). As you can see, most of mine is... BitLord >___>. I am surprised I still have space left, but I somehow had 13+ GB OF STUFF in my Recycle Bin. WHAT WAS IN THERE?

I also need a new external hard drive. I buy a new one every few years, and I believe my current ones are 150GB and 250GB. They cost about the same every time I buy them, of course, because SHIT JUST KEEPS GETTING SMALLER.

08:35 pm
Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1956-present

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956): THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! THE COMMIES! YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT!
Features:
* women are hysterical
* children are hysterical
* COMMIES!

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978): We are all alone. Marriages are falling apart because we are all selfish. Also, we're all doomed :(
Features:
* women are hysterical
* psychiatrists are dicks
* Jeff Goldblum is hot

Body Snatchers (1993): Don't trust the military, they like chemicals and extraterrestrial pod plants! I am a teenager and my life is super hard :(.
Features:
* children are hysterical
* dysfunctional families: the leading cause of alcoholism and macking with random soldiers
* BOOBIES!

The Invasion (2007): I expect it will be just as lulzy.

So far, I like the 1993 one the best, although even that one is far from what I'd call flattering in how it treats its characters. The main character is a self-absorbed teenager who mostly just screams, runs around, and makes out with soldiers she just met. Her father is a weaksauce EPA inspector. Her much younger brother is the only one who gets anything, but of course he's a child and not articulate enough to be able to convey what's wrong.

On the other hand, The Scream is awesome in this version :D. I didn't know what to expect at all and it completely surprised me when it happened. And it was better than the, um. Hobo dog scene in the 1978 version. Yeah, that.... yeah.

But did we really need all those topless scenes? I mean, I never get any loving closeups of attractive men struggling with tentacles while naked in the bubble bath. Why's that, Hollywood >:(?