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17,342! Plus a little extra I wrote in a notebook.

That is like a third done! I just have to massively make up things for the battles. Oh god, the battles.

Also: WHO WOULD STEAL A BABY ALPACA? Okay, I realize I asked, "WHO WOULD STEAL A CAT?" in a F_W thread or something and got like a billion "I did!" answers (which sounded to me mostly like taking in unwanted or threatened animals, which would actually be rescuing). But. But!

The little alpaca's mother spent most of Sunday morning in a panic, roaming the pasture searching for her lost baby, he said. ''Every time I see her she walks up to me crying,'' he said.

NUOOOOOOOOO