Fri, Oct. 30th, 2009, 09:39 am

I watched South Park's Whale Whores recently, which prompted me to finally listen to Lady Gaga's Poker Face. My observations:

* Lady Gaga doesn't look anywhere near as freaky as I thought she would from all the hype. I mean, I don't think that's even mildly visual kei-level, there. But she is awfully cute in that video.

* I can completely understand why she's popular with the gay community.

* If you Google Lady Gaga, one of the related searches is "Is Lady Gaga a Hermaphrodite?" Wtf? I understand she's a gay icon and is bisexual and doesn't look traditionally feminine and rocks the over-the-top drag queen look, but... she's very clearly female. Like, boobies and everything.