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( So, Pittsburgh rundown. )

( The seaaaa! )

New York was fun! We did indeed go to FAO Schwarz, where there are employees dressed as toy soldiers and The Piano, and tons of stuffed animals and crazy candy like you wouldn't see in... pretty much any other toy store I've ever been to. They even had a muppet workshop where you could get your own Muppet custom-made.

Also, we had Thai food so spicy we drank about a gallon of water each, and watched scary movies! Including REC (you know, that Spanish zombie movie), which turned out to have a zombie chorus in five parts. We did not get to watch Pulse, which is sad, because there are a few scenes in Pulse that... augh.

We went to a couple Halloween costume stores, too, whereupon it was revealed that while men can dress up like Captain Kirk, Sherlock Holmes, and a Ghostbuster, women also have tons of selection! This selection includes Sexy Bee, Sexy Batgirl, Sexy Nurse, Sexy Butterfly, Sexy Roman, Sexy Angel, Sexy Baseball Player, Sexy Ghostbuster, Sexy Bunny, Sexy Maid, Sexy Fetus-Stealing Lara Croft Knockoff, Sexy Nun, Sexy The Flash, and Sexy Witch.

YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *cue The Who*

Srsly, this shit needs to stop.