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Note on the Journal [03 Aug 2006|03:52pm]
Just a note that this journal account is under new ownership, so everything on here from this point forward is written by yours truly, the new owner. I am leaving up the old entries for posterity (and because I'm too lazy to delete them all), though.
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[06 Oct 2005|10:25pm]
[info]thrash_x is either a troll or...well...a teenager. Either way he's really poor at making an argument.

Him: OMG tampons ewww destroying the environment because you lose them.

Or something like that.

Everyone else: [pokes maybe-troll with a stick]

Read more... )
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[07 May 2005|01:12am]
Anyone wanna make me a "now he ded from finals" icon?
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[06 May 2005|12:10am]
I have a Skyehawke account. I'm all excited that I can archive my smuts, non-smuts, and originals all in the same place.
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[19 Apr 2005|04:09pm]
On [info]feminist, Athenagrace makes a post:

All right, I'm a bit new, and maybe this question pops up, like, daily, but I'm still interested in a varried perspective.

How do YOU, personally, define your own stance on feminism?

For me, it's about choice. Well, of course it's about choice, everyone screams. No, I mean all choices. I, as a woman, can choose between being pro-life or pro-choice. I can choose to take my husband's name or not, get married or not, marry a man or a woman. Hell, as destestable as it may be, I should have the choice to accept alternate lifestyles or be the first to yell dirty words at a couple of girls walking hands. I should be able to study molecular physics . . . or advanced homemaking . . . or advanced automotives.

Sometimes it irritates me when so-called feminists jump on someone who is making a choice that doesn't fit into their narrow ideal of a feminist. As if all feminists must be male-bashing (if not lesbian), leg hair growing, women studies majoring nazi's for the cause. If you choose to be that way, fine, great, that's super. And if you like to wax your eyebrows cause it makes you feel pretty, cool. And even if you shave your legs cause you want to appeal to a man, that's fine for me. Just let it all be YOUR choice.

And because I'm a little nervous that someone is going to doubt my "feminist" credentials, let me add that I have an undergraduate degree in science, took feminist literature classes, went to an all female college for christsakes, and there is a picture hanging up on the wall of my house with my husband in a kilt and me in pants, which we photoshopped to say "Who wears the pants in the family."
For those of you who are open minded, those "credentials" may seem silly or trite, but for those who need the credentials, I hope those are enough.


Predictably, feminists go boom.
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[18 Apr 2005|01:37am]
Because if I have to suffer, you do too.

Someone posted this as a drabble request on my LJ. Thank you for challenging me and making my brain explode, because seriously? There is no viable way to write this couple.

Title: It ain't got one.
Series: Princess Mononoke
Pairing: San/Jigo
Rating: PG-13 or something.
Wordcount: 105
Notes: For tomconiam. You suck, and so does your drabble.

San creeps through the forest, scenting Man. She’s in heat and ready to pounce the first male she can find. Now that she’s scented one, it won’t be long.

And now he’s in her sights, too. Hard to see through the forest, but there’s a flash of white ahead. She pounces.

…Ew. She should have recognized that odd scent as belonging to the icky priest man. Too bad she isn’t picky right now. Jigo just looks surprised, but he doesn’t look like he’s complaining, either. After all, it’s not every day that one gets pounced by an attractive young girl who was raised by wolves.
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[10 Apr 2005|12:12am]
Head, meet desk:

SteelAngel2000: God I'm annoyed
slytherininblack: Why?
SteelAngel2000: Because of KP's cancellation
SteelAngel2000: The sole reason that it's being cancelled, is because Christy Carlson Romano's contract stipulated 65 episodes including movies
SteelAngel2000: But the show has incredibly high ratings, and it's only run for three seasons. Re-sign her! Or re-cast her!
slytherininblack: I dunno, recasting often gets the fans up in arms.
SteelAngel2000: It'd be like as if KAA ended Animorphs right after the David trilogy
slytherininblack: Speaking of a series that went on too long and probably shouldn't have been ghostwritten.
SteelAngel2000: Too long?
SteelAngel2000: She ended it prematurely
SteelAngel2000: She had, in the beginning, 65 regular books planned, along with five Megamorphs and seven chronical books
slytherininblack: I completely disagree. After a certain point, the series was largely rehashing the same themes over and over, and it no longer held my interest.
slytherininblack: And as someone who fancies myself an author, plans often change.
slytherininblack: You find that a character won't fit in as you thought they would, or you need a new cahracter
slytherininblack: Plots take more or less time
SteelAngel2000: If she would have kept on with the series, it would have been fine. But she started writing OTHER books, and that's why the Ghosties came in
SteelAngel2000: They destroyed the series, to an extent
slytherininblack: [shrugs] And sometimes you lose an interest in the series. If she no longer wanted to write the series but kept at it anyway, that might have shown in the writing as well.
SteelAngel2000: It was to the point where KAA was writing three books a month. So, she ended two of them rapidly and prematurely. With the horrible ending that she gave Animorphs, and the Not-even-an-ending that she gave Everworld
slytherininblack: [shrugs] a) why is the ending horrible, and b) how do you know that the ending wasn't the one she'd originally planned, only pushed forward with a few less filler books?
SteelAngel2000: A.) She killed off Rachel very, very badly. She basically had Rachel give up at the end, which is something that Rachel would never, ever, ever do. The whole final plan was bogus. I can understand not telling Cassie and Tobias what was going on, but they should have cued in Marco and Ax, in case something went wrong. Jake's character says that he would have had a backup. He would have told Marco or Ax
SteelAngel2000: After the battle, she characterized almost all of the Animorphs badly. She turned Jake into a depressed, introvert who's the subject of pity. And she had Jake drag Marco away from his life in order to go on that suicidal mission into Kelbrid Space. It was very badly done, because Marco had gotten over the war, and was prospering in his life. KAA had Jake murder him
slytherininblack: A.) She killed off Rachel very, very badly. She basically had Rachel give up at the end, which is something that Rachel would never, ever, ever do.

So...you're saying you know the characters better than the author? [raises eyebrow] And I admit it's been a long time since I read the books, but I think Rachel sacrificed herself in a necessary way, rather than 'gave up'
SteelAngel2000: The way she characterized Rachel in the previous 53 books was completely different than the way she characterized Rachel in book 54. Rachel demorphed on the blade ship, laid there, and waited for the controller to kill her
SteelAngel2000: The Rachel from the other 53 books would have fought back. Tried to remorph. Something.
slytherininblack: Wasn't the ship gonna go boom anyway? (Again, forgive me, I don't remember that well. I donated most of my books when I moved.)
SteelAngel2000: Nope. The ship was fine, and got away.
SteelAngel2000: KAA promised me a Taxxon Chronicals
SteelAngel2000: And a Pemalite Chronicals
SteelAngel2000: And a Yeerk Chronicals
SteelAngel2000: And an Andalite Chronicals
slytherininblack: There was an Andalite Chroincals O.<
SteelAngel2000: ...
SteelAngel2000: Andalite Chronicals Part 2
SteelAngel2000: Told from Allorans POV
SteelAngel2000: Because Alloran was awesome
slytherininblack: [shrugs] Well, I don't know what to tell you, other than K.A. wrote it the way she wanted to.
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[18 Mar 2005|01:19am]
Why am I updating this so much today? I have no idea.

Anyway, am trying to figure out why, when an anime/Japanese culture fangirl needs something cheesy to put in her screenname, it's always "neko". Is that the only animal name they know? Or is there a rule somewhere that all anime fans like cats better than any other animal?

Personally, I'd go for hebi or tora or ookami (yup, something with big teeth, at least in most cases).
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[18 Mar 2005|12:34am]
These are purely notes to myself. Feel free to ignore (though I may have to trim this down, so feel free to mention your favorite numbers):

Relena animated icon for next time I am at computer with animation program:

(ask Goo if you can use "message to fangirls" idea)

1st panel: Dear fangirls:
2: I am not stalking Heero.
3: If anything, he is stalking me.
4: I am rarely homicidal, and only when you hurt my loved ones.
5: I do not simper.
6: Believe it or not, I actually do give a damn about people.
7: In fact, I care about them a lot.
8: Also, I am not utterly devoid of common sense.
9: For example, I do not fling myself in front of buses in pursuit of Heero.
10: I am not a homewrecker.
11: If Heero really loves Duo, you can't argue that I interfere in their relationship.
12. If I do, then clearly he likes me better.
13. This message brought to you by the Society for the Preservation of Relena's Character
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[18 Mar 2005|12:16am]
Why, why, why can't I find Constantine wank over whether Gabriel is a man or a woman? [sobs] It has to exist! Gabriel looks eerily like Kohaku from Wish, and everyone is always wanking about Kohaku's sex!

But no, all of the discussions have been sane and rational!

Maybe it's because there's no translator to blame?
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[02 Feb 2005|01:51am]
I'm starting to think I need a "you, out of my religion" icon.
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[27 Jan 2005|12:23pm]
I must post the stupid everywhere:

I think my IQ dropped significantly from working on this )
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[24 Jan 2005|03:10am]
The Fanfiction Commandments )
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[23 Jan 2005|08:10pm]
Troooooooll in the dungeons on the [info]feminist community.

I will never understand why people troll. I mean, I admit I'm a bit of a class clown and tend to be semi-obnoxious to get attention, but trolling is a bit ridiculous. Can you say Issues?
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[20 Jan 2005|05:14pm]
Not wanky, just stupid: [bangs head]
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[16 Jan 2005|08:02pm]
Original Post )

The community is amused. )

Apparently it wasn't supposed to be funny.
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[10 Jan 2005|04:07pm]
I'm almost disappointed at how non wanky this community is. The least they could do would be to call each other names or something...
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[04 Jan 2005|04:27pm]
Seven Easy Steps to Being a Good Fanfiction Author:

1. Start with badfic. Suefics, badslash, whatever. Yes, start with this. Why? Because you're probably young and don't know any better. It's how I started.

2. Listen to the criticism offered by people when they give it -- even if it's meanly given (which will be unavoidable in some cases). If you get overly emotional when you first read it, take a step back. Come back to it the next day, or the next week, or whatever, when you're ready to ignore the jibes and look at the actual content. Compare your own writing to, for example, the writing of some of the more popular authors you see in your fandom, or to one of your favorite published authors (who aren't always the best examples anyway, damn published authors filling the world with canon!Sues...). Look at how the criticism offered bridges the gap between your story and that of those other authors. Does it look like it matches up with some of the differences?

3. Keep writing. On your next fic, get a friend, or someone else online, to look it over for you. It doesn't matter whether or not you actually know them, as long as they'll either a) tell you that this particular story completely sucks (in which case, trash it and start this step over again), or b) tell you how you can improve the story. It doesn't need to be perfect this time, but if you can make it better than your last story was, you're already winning half of the battle. Post this new story.

4. Look, more reviews! With any luck, you'll get some people back again. With a bit more luck, they'll comment on how you've improved, and offer some more advice. Some may just point out what's wrong with this one, too, but hopefully, they won't rag on you like some of them might have last time. Again, if anything makes you too angry, take a step back and return to it later when you can think about it objectively.

5. Start talking to other people online. Join some communities on LJ, for example, and look at what they ridicule, and what they like. Some of them are very harsh on new and/or badfic authors, but luckily, you're not one of them anymore, eh? Again, even if they are harsh, they often know what they're talking about, so look at what they ARE ragging on. See what they're doing wrong; hopefully, it's stuff you're already working on, or maybe you weren't even doing it wrong to begin with. :)

6. Sit down. Think about a story idea. Write it out. Write down everything you can think of about the story. Don't start writing the story itself, just start writing ideas for it. Get out everything you can -- when it takes place, what characters it focuses on, what new elements it needs to introduce, etc. Then, wait one week; don't think about it at all, if you can help it. Afterwards, come back to it and look at your notes. If it still seems like a really cool idea, go for it. Start writing. Ask your friends for advice on it. See if it really works; maybe something that makes perfect sense to you isn't quite as clear to someone else. Spend time on it. Do a second, or even a third draft. Get a real beta, who will critique the story, double-check it for grammar, and even iron your underwear (I'm joking about that last bit).

7. Post. Wait for reviews to come in. Maybe this new story is not perfect, and maybe people will find things wrong with it... but you've put a helluva lot more effort into it than anything you had before this, and that is something to be proud of. Not only have you written something, and posted it, but you've improved.

Now that you know the secret to being a good fanfiction author, spread the word. ;)

Ganked from [info]jonathlee on LJ.
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