Holding Back the Demon Hoardes

So, I'm reading the rough schedule of events for Winchestercon to The Husband. Upon reading the Friday night events (vid show and karoke dance party)to him, I announced "I will not be karoking". He laughed and said "Yeah right." I amended the phrase to "I will not be karoking until they pour several flasks down my throat. He responded by laughing at me again (the bastard!) and saying "They? Since when do you call your right and left hand 'they'?"

I hate it when he's right. I suppose maybe I shouldn't have drunk half a bottle of tequila the night we met.