[Tiffany]  So, I heard Elijah Wood was, like, gay.

[Brianna] Gross!

[Madison]  No way, he's like, on TV all the time.

Oh. My. God.

I heard Gandalf was a fudgepacker, too.

You're fucking kidding me.

No, fully. He's like, fully admitted it.

They shouldn't let people like that be on TV.  It's gross.  There might be little kids watching.

Yeah, ew.  That's so gross, I'm never watching that movie again.

[Tiffany] This Freud guy is gross.  Why do we need to study this? I mean, come *on*.

[Brianna] If we were, like, the Freudian self, Madison would be the ego.

[Madison] Hey, watch it, I do not have an ego!

No, it doesn't mean, like, you *have* an ego...

What are you, a square or something?

[Tiffany] What nobody's saying is, never mind the movie: Oh. My. God. She's. FAT!

[Madison] Oh my God.

If I ever met him, I'd totally be like, so, you really don't *have* to be dating a fat girl.

[Brianna] Yeah, right after you'd begged him to let you blow him.

Yeah, classy. We know your father's in insurance already, thanks.

At least he's in my mother.

Do you think Orlando'll be in the Greek islands this summer?