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I have writer's block. To remedy this, I composed (with the help of the wonderful sajasma) this letter:



As a struggling author, who will undoubtedly be the Next Big Thing when her creative juices are allowed to flow, I feel that I would be greatly benefited by seeing your client - Mr E. Wood Esq - engaged in passionate scenes of Hot Gay Sex (namely with Mr D. Monaghan Esq or Mr W. Boyd Esq).

If this were to occur - and I feel a private viewing would be most appropriate - then my muses would return and I would write an epic bestseller in which I would willingly grant you a 20% stake and a share of any royalties should a film adaptation be touted.

Please discuss this offer with your client and let me know of his decision. Boysex is truly inspiring.

Yours faithfully,

Portia