Fantastically Irreverent

I've decided to archive my extremely old fanfics here, just to be on the safe side. They'll be backdated, so as to not flood your flist with 129384234891023 posts (well, more like 10, actually).

Carry on as usual. :D

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Title: Jake Worries Too Much, or, He Has Excellent Dental Hygiene
Rating: Erm... R? I guess? Or more. Or less. I don't know.
Pairing: Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger.
Summary: RPF. In which Jake paces a hole in the carpet, Maggie takes baths whilst high, and denim shirts are torn asunder.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.


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Title: The First Fight
Rating: PG
Summary: Hermione and Draco have their first spat... or so she thinks.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Practicality
Rating: PG
Summary: Hermione Granger always was a practical girl.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Miss Manners
Rating: G
Summary: Hermione goes a little overboard trying to impress her future mother-in-law.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Untitled
Rating: G
Summary: Draco and Hermione discuss proper Christmas gifts.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Black Friday
Rating: G
Summary: Hermione and Draco take part in a post-holiday American tradition.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Tickle His Pickle
Rating: PG
Summary: RPF. Dom searches for, and finds, some interesting reading for a plane trip.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

Dedicated to gina with much love.

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Title: Untitled
Rating: G
Summary: AU RPF. Billy and Dom are pediatric surgeons in the same hospital.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.
Notes: Unfinished, and will probably remain so.

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Title: Trying To Sleep
Rating: PG-13
Summary: RPF. Takes place in unknown and utopian (at least for me) future, at a LotR reunion. Dom and Billy try to sleep. Keyword: try.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Hermione is infused with the Christmas Spirit, and Draco soaks some of it up. Includes silly songs, blushing, and serious library time.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Waiting In Line
Rating: PG-13, for language
Summary: Orlando and Elijah wait in line to buy tickets. Funny stuff happens.
Disclaimer: RPF. Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: A Creative Cure For Boredom
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Another in the "Hermione And Draco Mess With Each Other" series.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: In Dreams
Rating: R
Summary: Another installment in the "Hermione and Draco Mess With Each Other" series.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Spy Games
Rating: PG
Summary: *sings* He's a Secret Agent Man... Secret Agent Man... They've given you a number, and taken 'way your name...
Notes: Inspired by the fact that Tom says it just like that in The Sorcerer's Stone, like, "Bond. James Bond." By the way, this is so very AU.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Mission Accomplished
Rating: Oh, R, perhaps. For swearing and such.
Summary: In which Draco gets sexeh!specs, and Hermione is sneaky. Includes hallucinations, blinking, and glasses!abuse.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Guilty Pleasures
Rating: We'll say PG-13, or very light R
Summary: In which Draco has a guilty pleasure, and Hermione finds out. Includes reading, smirking, and wanking.
Notes: No explicit descriptions, just mentions of naughty stuff.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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Title: Truth Or Dare
Rating: PG
Summary: The girls of Gryffindor play truth or dare on a boring winter's afternoon.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never has been, never will be.

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