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    Saturday, November 14th, 2009
    2:53 pm
    Fire Emblem: Suddenly More Interesting!
    Following a link on interesting icon art led me to Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and it's character art.

    And then I realized that this game is clearly the Lord of the Rings

    Saruman or emo!Frodo, and also the original picture I had been looking for
    Oh my god, Eowyn, Juri, and Touga all merged into one person and this is her. O-O
    Here is where it's easiest to just play name the character
    No really, it's Minas Morgul
    THAT ISN'T HOW BOOTS WORK
    Sunday, May 17th, 2009
    1:26 pm
    Overheard on Gamefaqs boards...
    You know, it's people like this--not talking to you, scoob--that are the reason why I don't come on here, and spend all of my time on fanfiction.net.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    *inhales*
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Going to ff.net to avoid wank! ahahahahaha!

    *dies laughing*
    Monday, April 20th, 2009
    12:26 pm
    Note to self; do not use this name if you ever become involved in WoW as there is already a death knight troll "Tofuknight" and that might get confusing.

    On the other hand, might be a sqiffy idea for an icon for myself, though the word "troll" isn't a good one for a wanka. Alas.
    Saturday, January 10th, 2009
    3:53 pm
    I really, really, really hate the phrase "white privledge". It makes me want to go be an internet troll screaming "WHITE POWER" or some shit like that, and since I have a conscience and won't do something like that, I just end up frustrated and angry.

    grrrr.
    Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
    5:15 pm
    Dancing a happy dance
    Since this is my journal, I can crow if I want. So there.

    Seeing all the wank about the butthurt fanboys with FFXIII not being PS3 exclusive has made me SO HAPPY. And not just for the wank.

    I was looking to buy a console two Christmases ago. I looked at the Wii, PS3, and XBox360. I winced at the price tags. I also winced at the earliness of all of them. So I decided it would be best to get a PS2. Lots of games already out, some new still being developed, and I get kinda disgusted at the new game hulabaloo anyway. So even if production of games stopps, there's still a huge library.

    HOW RIGHT WAS I? SO RIGHT. OH YES, SO RIGHT.

    The PS3 has had SO many bugs, not to mention being completely unable to play PS2 or 1 games. It's the most expensive of all of them. Games are still being released in PS2 formats (hello, LEGO games). And I only paid ~$70 for it.

    HA!
    Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
    3:04 pm
    The Most Phallic Icon Evar
    This icon of [info]sagralisse. It's supposedly of Minas Morgul, but we all know better.
    Friday, February 29th, 2008
    12:04 am
    Recent amusements
    Catching up on the latest wank news... RDR/Arkenbark at it again...

    And these two comment gems:

    First, [info]shaysdays invites wanker [info]optimusprime to, in effect, share s/h/it's thoughts on yaoi. [info]optimusprime does!!!

    Then, in a different post, [info]pokecheck and [info]arekuru have a Pokébattle! And there is much amusement by FW!

    Ahahahaha!
    Thursday, July 12th, 2007
    5:30 pm
    Because certain authors make Tofuknight mad
    To all you authors who seem to think that you can dictate what I write, think, or draw (for no profit and with no claim that I created said characters):

    1. Danny walked into the bedroom. His young, nubile friend lay on the bed, nicely trussed up like a turkey with his purple little cock hanging out. Then he felt someone take hold of him from behind.

    "Shh,Danny. I don't want to have to hurt you... much." He moaned as the ghostly hand ripped through his spandex to release his manhood and jerk him off all over the boy on the bed.


    2. F'lar looked over at Lessa as their dragons joined in the sky. She was walking away.

    "What-? Where are you going?" he choked out. She turned to look at him.

    "Manora is waiting for me in the baths."

    "You're going to take a bath now?"

    "No, she and I are going to have wild, passionate, lesbian sex until I'm so exhausted that I can't even stand, and I'll kill you if you come and try to watch."

    "But you're supposed to be falling over yourself with lust for my manly, obnoxious self!"

    "Too bad. Why don't you go try one of the scullery boys?"

    I'll add more as I come across them.

    Current Mood: *Snarl*
    Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
    4:00 pm
    Pixel-stained technopeasant wretch!
    It's late, but censorship chafes me in not-good ways. So I wrote porn. It's unbetaed, so all mistakes are really still my own. But hey, everyone likes a little HP-porn, right?

    ( A book called Xestulsxes. Voyeurism, cross-dressing, getting caught, light bondage (sort of), slash, and inappropriate and totally without ownership use of JKRowling's characters. )
    Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
    10:59 pm
    Friday, August 25th, 2006
    10:51 am
    So, what's with the elected idiots who willingly say on public radio that Brown v. Board of Education was bad because it broke up schools that concentrated minorities in one place?

    What's with gays as well as straights in the year 2006 still thinking of bisexuals (or indeed anyone who has an attraction to someone outside their stated sexual preference) as "traitors"? Haven't we gotten over that?
    Thursday, June 15th, 2006
    5:16 pm
    Icon!
    Icon from the cornfield. Ah, guilty pleasures.
    Thursday, April 27th, 2006
    11:58 am
    Oh noes!
    [info]wankprophet is leaving Shakespeare fandom!!!1!

    I'm leaving the Shakespeare fandom:

    ...because I can't stand the "gay Puck" fangirls who don't know the difference between a "faerie" and a "fairy." Hint: only one of them has to have sex with other men.

    ...because the PoloniHam shippers keep calling my beloved Ophelia a "suicidal bitch" just because she's obviously better for Hamlet than that abusive Polonius

    ...because the Troilus and Cressida pairing used to be small and fun until all the "Tempest" fuckwits came in and messed it up and claimed to have been there all along and showed no respect for us old-timers

    ...because it's "Merchant of Venice", people, not "Merchant of Venus." Why do you have to ruin a perfectly good legal drama with sappy romance?!? Also, it's "Two Gentlemen of Verona," not "Two Buttfucking Maniacs of Verona."

    ...because I don't want to hear another word about the infamous "Shakespeare calls Caliban fangirls 'sick motherfuckers'" interview from 1613

    ...because just as I bought all the quartos, he came out with a goddamned folio, forcing me to shell out yet another ha'pound and a groat to purchase it

    ...because I'm sick of the fact that the Comedies fans think they have a better sense of humor than us Tragedies fans. Bitch, please -- just because we find the whole eye-gouging scene in Lear funnier than the Three Stooges humor of "A Comedy of Errors," that just means we have a superior British, or maybe Canadian, sense of humor.

    ...because there are 154 sonnets and every single one of them has a fucking BNF

    ...and, finally, because my vision of a beautifully Nordic Othello has been ruined by the revelation that he is, in fact, a blacker shade of pale

    For all these reasons and more, I'm leaving the Shakespeare fandom. Fuck you all.

    The link be here.

    Current Mood: *sporfle!*
    Thursday, April 20th, 2006
    5:54 pm
    Found this commercial on BBC's news site.

    Commercial full of hot Swedish men.

    Now, I'm lesbian, but damn are those some hot guys. *drools*

    Current Mood: Sex-ay
    Friday, April 7th, 2006
    1:00 pm
    Because I'm a dork and can't use memories...
    This is the coolest filk EVAR

    by [info]bnfshavemorefun

    O Gryffindor! My Gryffindor! our fearful ship is tossed;
    Our goals have failed at every turn, the prize we sought is lost.
    Our site is through, its death-knell tolls, the people all are mocking,
    While follow all the steady flow of wank so grim and shocking.

    But O Tower! Tower! Tower!
    O the flaming war so crude!
    Now on the block my website lies,
    Her domain unrenewed.

    O Gryffindor! My Gryffindor! Rise up and hear the jeers;
    Rise up--for you they crow and mock--for you they flaunt their sneers;
    For you they're tarring and feathering -for you the hordes are gloating;
    For your head they call, the wanking mass, their eager faces glowing:

    Here Gryffindor! dead father!
    This hand around your dick,
    Shall stroke until the truth be shown:
    You're all a bunch of pricks.

    My Tower is a 404, its boards are cold and bleak;
    My father wanks to no avail, he has gone limp and weak;
    The ship's adrift in hostile ports, its voyage just begun;
    From long-suff'ring plights the victor sites come in with object won:

    Exult, cassieclaire, rejoice, msscribe!
    But I with mournful tread,
    Must ne'er refresh the site that lies
    Fallen cold and dead.
    Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
    8:14 pm
    Really, I'm here for the Fandom Wank.

    My screen name is homage to the Ozy and Millie cartoon.

    Did I mention that I like Xena:Warrior Princess? Oh yes, and their pure lesbian love.
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