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Below are the 16 most recent journal entries recorded in
True Fan of the Good Ship Cairo's LiveJournal:
|Saturday, November 14th, 2009|
|Sunday, May 17th, 2009|
Overheard on Gamefaqs boards...
You know, it's people like this--not talking to you, scoob--that are the reason why I don't come on here, and spend all of my time on fanfiction.net.
Going to ff.net to avoid wank! ahahahahaha!
|Monday, April 20th, 2009|
Note to self; do not use this name if you ever become involved in WoW as there is already a death knight troll "Tofuknight" and that might get confusing.
On the other hand, might be a sqiffy idea for an icon for myself, though the word "troll" isn't a good one for a wanka. Alas.
|Saturday, January 10th, 2009|
I really, really, really hate the phrase "white privledge". It makes me want to go be an internet troll screaming "WHITE POWER" or some shit like that, and since I have a conscience and won't do something like that, I just end up frustrated and angry.
|Tuesday, July 15th, 2008|
Dancing a happy dance
Since this is my journal, I can crow if I want. So there.
Seeing all the wank about the butthurt fanboys with FFXIII not being PS3 exclusive has made me SO HAPPY. And not just for the wank.
I was looking to buy a console two Christmases ago. I looked at the Wii, PS3, and XBox360. I winced at the price tags. I also winced at the earliness of all of them. So I decided it would be best to get a PS2. Lots of games already out, some new still being developed, and I get kinda disgusted at the new game hulabaloo anyway. So even if production of games stopps, there's still a huge library.
HOW RIGHT WAS I? SO RIGHT. OH YES, SO RIGHT.
The PS3 has had SO many bugs, not to mention being completely unable to play PS2 or 1 games. It's the most expensive of all of them. Games are still being released in PS2 formats (hello, LEGO games). And I only paid ~$70 for it.
|Wednesday, March 5th, 2008|
|Friday, February 29th, 2008|
|Thursday, July 12th, 2007|
Because certain authors make Tofuknight mad
To all you authors who seem to think that you can dictate what I write, think, or draw (for no profit and with no claim that I created said characters):
1. Danny walked into the bedroom. His young, nubile friend lay on the bed, nicely trussed up like a turkey with his purple little cock hanging out. Then he felt someone take hold of him from behind.
"Shh,Danny. I don't want to have to hurt you... much." He moaned as the ghostly hand ripped through his spandex to release his manhood and jerk him off all over the boy on the bed.
2. F'lar looked over at Lessa as their dragons joined in the sky. She was walking away.
"What-? Where are you going?" he choked out. She turned to look at him.
"Manora is waiting for me in the baths."
"You're going to take a bath now?"
"No, she and I are going to have wild, passionate, lesbian sex until I'm so exhausted that I can't even stand, and I'll kill you if you come and try to watch."
"But you're supposed to be falling over yourself with lust for my manly, obnoxious self!"
"Too bad. Why don't you go try one of the scullery boys?"
I'll add more as I come across them.
Current Mood: *Snarl*
|Wednesday, June 27th, 2007|
|Tuesday, September 12th, 2006|
|Friday, August 25th, 2006|
|Thursday, June 15th, 2006|
|Thursday, April 27th, 2006|
|Oh noes! wankprophet
is leaving Shakespeare fandom!!!1!I'm leaving the Shakespeare fandom:
...because I can't stand the "gay Puck" fangirls who don't know the difference between a "faerie" and a "fairy." Hint: only one of them has to have sex with other men.
...because the PoloniHam shippers keep calling my beloved Ophelia a "suicidal bitch" just because she's obviously better for Hamlet than that abusive Polonius
...because the Troilus and Cressida pairing used to be small and fun until all the "Tempest" fuckwits came in and messed it up and claimed to have been there all along and showed no respect for us old-timers
...because it's "Merchant of Venice", people, not "Merchant of Venus." Why do you have to ruin a perfectly good legal drama with sappy romance?!? Also, it's "Two Gentlemen of Verona," not "Two Buttfucking Maniacs of Verona."
...because I don't want to hear another word about the infamous "Shakespeare calls Caliban fangirls 'sick motherfuckers'" interview from 1613
...because just as I bought all the quartos, he came out with a goddamned folio, forcing me to shell out yet another ha'pound and a groat to purchase it
...because I'm sick of the fact that the Comedies fans think they have a better sense of humor than us Tragedies fans. Bitch, please -- just because we find the whole eye-gouging scene in Lear funnier than the Three Stooges humor of "A Comedy of Errors," that just means we have a superior British, or maybe Canadian, sense of humor.
...because there are 154 sonnets and every single one of them has a fucking BNF
...and, finally, because my vision of a beautifully Nordic Othello has been ruined by the revelation that he is, in fact, a blacker shade of pale
For all these reasons and more, I'm leaving the Shakespeare fandom. Fuck you all.
The link be here
. Current Mood: *sporfle!*
|Thursday, April 20th, 2006|
|Friday, April 7th, 2006|
|Because I'm a dork and can't use memories... This is the coolest filk EVAR
by bnfshavemorefunO Gryffindor! My Gryffindor! our fearful ship is tossed;
Our goals have failed at every turn, the prize we sought is lost.
Our site is through, its death-knell tolls, the people all are mocking,
While follow all the steady flow of wank so grim and shocking.
But O Tower! Tower! Tower!
O the flaming war so crude!
Now on the block my website lies,
Her domain unrenewed.
O Gryffindor! My Gryffindor! Rise up and hear the jeers;
Rise up--for you they crow and mock--for you they flaunt their sneers;
For you they're tarring and feathering -for you the hordes are gloating;
For your head they call, the wanking mass, their eager faces glowing:
Here Gryffindor! dead father!
This hand around your dick,
Shall stroke until the truth be shown:
You're all a bunch of pricks.
My Tower is a 404, its boards are cold and bleak;
My father wanks to no avail, he has gone limp and weak;
The ship's adrift in hostile ports, its voyage just begun;
From long-suff'ring plights the victor sites come in with object won:
Exult, cassieclaire, rejoice, msscribe!
But I with mournful tread,
Must ne'er refresh the site that lies
Fallen cold and dead.
|Tuesday, February 14th, 2006|
Really, I'm here for the Fandom Wank.
My screen name is homage to the Ozy and Millie
Did I mention that I like Xena:Warrior Princess? Oh yes, and their pure lesbian love.