| [voicemail to Josh] |
[22 Mar 2005|02:55am] |
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I know I just called but I really need you to come over right now.
I had to knock my cell onto the floor and dial with my toes because this thing is all tangled up and I have to piss.
I mean really go here. Do you know how hard it is to dial with your toes? How am I supposed to pee with my toes?
Please hurry.
Christ now I can't turn this fucking thing off and how am I supposed to get it *click*
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| [voicemail to Josh] |
[22 Mar 2005|02:40am] |
Uhm, Josh? You know that harness thing you got me? Well... I... oh help please.
And stop laughing. I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING.
Help.
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[18 Mar 2005|07:57pm] |
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Oh god, I can't remember what happened last night.
And I have glitter - GREEN GLITTER - on my ass.
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| Tom and Josh |
[13 Mar 2005|11:09pm] |
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[recreational drug use]
( rest room slut )
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| [note to self] |
[19 Feb 2005|08:05pm] |
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Don't forget to pick up a gallon of milk at the grocery.
Beer too, the microbrew stuff that J. likes
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| [locked to Josh] |
[05 Feb 2005|12:53am] |
If I have to wear glitter, you have to use lube this time.
Sir.
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| [friends] |
[04 Dec 2004|12:25am] |
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OMG ICE!!! ICE!!!!
My ass hurts.
God.
I'll be the one whimpering on the couch with the controller for my X-box. Ow.
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| [locked to Josh] |
[14 Nov 2004|11:45pm] |
God my ass hurts. YEOW! I'm having to type this standing up and I bet you're laughing right now.
I can HEAR you laughing. This is so not funny.
Are you coming over tomorrow night? I may need ice.
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[voicemail to ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) jackson_5] |
[01 Jun 2004|11:04pm] |
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Josh, oh god, I hope you get this soon. Could you come over? Um, I tried to uh, tie myself up and... Aw fuck it, can you just come over here please? I need help. I'm, I can't call anyone else and my fingers are going numb. I mean thank god for voice recognition on my cell but... I'll be here. Not like I can go anywhere.
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| OH MY GOD |
[23 May 2004|08:29pm] |
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mood |
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Bitch Slapped |
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music |
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OMG OMG OMG |
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[System Error: Posted Public]
MIKE!!!!
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME?!?!?!!
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[23 May 2004|08:27pm] |
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I need to stop eating whipped cream.
Hey Josh, my coffee machine is broken -- fuck it, can I just come over?
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| Need...coffee... |
[06 May 2004|12:19pm] |
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[open]
Can someone please point me to a decent place for coffee in this city? All I want is someone that understands when I say extra foam, it means extra foam and that when I want coffee, I want it within 5 minutes and not 15 minutes later?
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| [voice mail to michael_r] |
[19 Apr 2004|01:45am] |
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Mike? It's Tom. I'm on my way, I'm just stuck in traffic. And yeah, I got all the good games for your X-Box and a 24 case of beer.
See you soon, man.
*click*
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