nnnngh must resist urge to read badfic
Having wasted my time last night playing Legend of Zelda (Evan got that disc of Ocarina of Time with Windwaker, and I discovered it by his Gamecube and promptly freaked out), I am now faced with a problem I haven't had since I played it for the first time.

I want to read fanfiction. Ergghhh no. Does good Zelda fanfiction even exist? In any variety? (Don't answer that.)

Nnnnngh no must resist temptation of the devil.