I must add yet another thing to my list of "Things I Wish There Were Fandoms For": Susanna Gregory's Matthew Bartholomew Chronicles. They are SO BADASS and yet have no fangirls, which is all the weirder since 90% of the cast is male. Admittedly, they're mostly not all that hot, and have hygiene issues, but god knows that never seems to make a difference. (See: Snape.)

Stupid non-existent fandoms, I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO SQUEE WITH.