Things the internet has done for me:

Made me aware of how completely fucking moronic people sound when they say "We should have a White History Month! WHY IS THE MAN KEEPING WHITEY DOWN?!"

Goddamn you, Whitey.

(I actually think History Months are a flawed concept to start with, because what we REALLY need to do is revamp the entire way we teach history and work the material we cover during History Months into our general curriculum. But still, it's like saying there should be a Men's History Month, or a Rich People's History Month.)