Oh Violet, My Violet

Violet's Fic Master List

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This is the Big List Of Fanfic from Violet, better known as violet_quill on Livejournal.

Any fics that are in friends-locked communities can also be found here: Violet Quill at The Archive.

Fics are organized by pairing/fandom on the pages below!

Harry Potter Slash
Harry Potter Het
Harry Potter Gen

House, M.D.

Good Omens

Other Fandoms (Firefly, Heroes, Kushiel's Legacy, Star Trek, Torchwood)

Crossover (Harry Potter, House, Doctor Who, Good Omens, and MORE)

Crossover Fics

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Harry Potter

Addiction. HP/Firefly. PG-13. Even vampires eventually had to leave Earth-That-Was. Snape finds himself needing transport.

All a Bit Harry Potter. HP/Doctor Who. PG. The Doctor takes Martha on a side-trip to Hogwarts to show her that magic may be even more real than she thought. They arrive on a very special day in 1975, and find themselves interfering with a certain schoolboy prank...

Battle of the Vexes. HP/GO/House. PG-13. Snape/Crowley/House. A wizard, a demon, and a doctor walk into a bar...

Beaches and Bats. HP/PoTC. PG-13. Snape/Jack. Snape comes to collect his order.

The Comfort of Old and New. HP/BtVS/GO. R. Giles/Remus, Giles/Aziraphale. After Buffy's death, Giles returns to England, where he visits an old friend's bookshop. While he's there, he meets someone else who has also suffered a recent loss.

Dance Magic Dance. HP/Labyrinth. PG-13. Draco/Jareth. Draco maintains good relations with the goblins.

Easy Enough to Fix. HP/Peter Pan. G. Neville is a lost boy.

Homesick. HP/House. PG. House/Wilson, Tonks/Wilson. House doesn't like the next Mrs. Wilson. But his reason may be better than he realizes.

In My Bones. HP/XMen. R. Bill/Wolverine, Draco/Wolverine. Bill meets up with a strange Muggle in the desert.

Remus' Incredible Journey. HP/ Quantum Leap, The Incredibles, ER, Sahara, Lost, The Three Muskateers, Sex and the City, Hitchhiker's Guide, Dogma, Charlie's Angels, Frasier, Bitten, Anita Blake, Ocean's Eleven, Star Trek, BtVS, House. NC-17. Remus/various. Remus goes hurtling from world to world in an attempt to find Sirius.

Mistaken Identity. HP/BtVS. PG. OMG it's a vampire! No... wait, it's just Snape.

Normal. HP/Ender's Game. PG. There's a new child being considered for Battle School.

On the Subject of Souls. HP/GO. PG. Crowley/Harry, Aziraphale/Luna. Luna wants to protect Harry's soul.

Pain and Magic. HP/House. PG-13. House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms Ð one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

Pointy Sticks. HP/Sliders/BtVS. PG. Quinn and co. meet some interesting people on their next two slides.

Sexual History. HP/GO. PG-13. Crowley/various. Crowley and Aziraphale discuss Crowley's past conquests.

She Moves in Mysterious Ways. HP/House. R. Chase/Tonks, House/Tonks. First she shows up on the conference room table, then in the clinic. Are color-changing eyes a symptom of something?

Stranger than Fiction. HP/House/Good Omens. R. Sirius/Crowley, Charlie/Mary Sue, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Percy, Sirius/Simon, House/Wilson, Crowley/Aziraphale, Crowley/House/Snape, Snape/Remus, Tonks/Ginny, Percy/Tonks, House/Tonks. snark, pot, Johnny Cash, House ties, canes, birthday pie, genderbending, voyeurism, alcohol, the Internet, pink bongs, schizophrenia, and bisexuality as the new black. CRACKFIC.

Wolves in the Walls. HP/Doctor Who/Buffy. PG. Doctor/Giles, Remus/Tonks. After Buffy's death, Giles returns to England where he meets with some old friends who happen to be researching lycanthropy. Legend of a cure in the walls of an old estate in Scotland lead them to the Doctor, who wasn't expecting to find another werewolf in Torchwood...

House

Battle of the Vexes. HP/GO/House. PG-13. Snape/Crowley/House. A wizard, a demon, and a doctor walk into a bar...

The Doctor Gets His Wings. House/Doctor Who. PG-13. Two doctors walk into a bar. It's Christmas Eve. House is having the worst day of his life, but now it's about to get weird, too.

The Doctors. House/Doctor Who. PG-13. Rose becomes ill, so the Doctor and Jack take her to the person most likely to help her.

Homesick. HP/House. PG. House/Wilson, Tonks/Wilson. House doesn't like the next Mrs. Wilson. But his reason may be better than he realizes.

Pain and Magic. HP/House. PG-13. House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms Ð one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

She Moves in Mysterious Ways. HP/House. R. Chase/Tonks, House/Tonks. First she shows up on the conference room table, then in the clinic. Are color-changing eyes a symptom of something?

Stranger than Fiction. HP/House/Good Omens. R. Sirius/Crowley, Charlie/Mary Sue, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Percy, Sirius/Simon, House/Wilson, Crowley/Aziraphale, Crowley/House/Snape, Snape/Remus, Tonks/Ginny, Percy/Tonks, House/Tonks. snark, pot, Johnny Cash, House ties, canes, birthday pie, genderbending, voyeurism, alcohol, the Internet, pink bongs, schizophrenia, and bisexuality as the new black. CRACKFIC.

Doctor Who

All a Bit Harry Potter. HP/Doctor Who. PG. The Doctor takes Martha on a side-trip to Hogwarts to show her that magic may be even more real than she thought. They arrive on a very special day in 1975, and find themselves interfering with a certain schoolboy prank...

The Doctor Gets His Wings. House/Doctor Who. PG-13. Two doctors walk into a bar. It's Christmas Eve. House is having the worst day of his life, but now it's about to get weird, too.

The Doctors. House/Doctor Who. PG-13. Rose becomes ill, so the Doctor and Jack take her to the person most likely to help her.

Wolves in the Walls. HP/Doctor Who/Buffy. PG. Doctor/Giles, Remus/Tonks. After Buffy's death, Giles returns to England where he meets with some old friends who happen to be researching lycanthropy. Legend of a cure in the walls of an old estate in Scotland lead them to the Doctor, who wasn't expecting to find another werewolf in Torchwood...

Good Omens

Battle of the Vexes. HP/GO/House. PG-13. Snape/Crowley/House. A wizard, a demon, and a doctor walk into a bar...

The Comfort of Old and New. HP/BtVS/GO. R. Giles/Remus, Giles/Aziraphale. After Buffy's death, Giles returns to England, where he visits an old friend's bookshop. While he's there, he meets someone else who has also suffered a recent loss.

On the Subject of Souls. HP/GO. PG. Crowley/Harry, Aziraphale/Luna. Luna wants to protect Harry's soul.

Sexual History. HP/GO. PG-13. Crowley/various. Crowley and Aziraphale discuss Crowley's past conquests.

Stranger than Fiction. HP/House/Good Omens. R. Sirius/Crowley, Charlie/Mary Sue, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Percy, Sirius/Simon, House/Wilson, Crowley/Aziraphale, Crowley/House/Snape, Snape/Remus, Tonks/Ginny, Percy/Tonks, House/Tonks. snark, pot, Johnny Cash, House ties, canes, birthday pie, genderbending, voyeurism, alcohol, the Internet, pink bongs, schizophrenia, and bisexuality as the new black. CRACKFIC.

Tortures. GO/Phantom. PG. Dagon/La Carlotta. Dagon tells Crowley about a particular soul that he harvested.

Other

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

The Comfort of Old and New. HP/BtVS/GO. R. Giles/Remus, Giles/Aziraphale. After Buffy's death, Giles returns to England, where he visits an old friend's bookshop. While he's there, he meets someone else who has also suffered a recent loss.

Mistaken Identity. HP/BtVS. PG. OMG it's a vampire! No... wait, it's just Snape.

Pointy Sticks. HP/Sliders/BtVS. PG. Quinn and co. meet some interesting people on their next two slides.

Wolves in the Walls. HP/Doctor Who/Buffy. PG. Doctor/Giles, Remus/Tonks. After Buffy's death, Giles returns to England where he meets with some old friends who happen to be researching lycanthropy. Legend of a cure in the walls of an old estate in Scotland lead them to the Doctor, who wasn't expecting to find another werewolf in Torchwood...

Ender's Game

Normal. HP/Ender's Game. PG. There's a new child being considered for Battle School.

Firefly

Addiction. HP/Firefly. PG-13. Even vampires eventually had to leave Earth-That-Was. Snape finds himself needing transport.

Labyrinth

Dance Magic Dance. HP/Labyrinth. PG-13. Draco/Jareth. Draco maintains good relations with the goblins.

Lost

OMGWTFZELDA. Lost/Zelda. R. Sawyer meets something stranger than a polar bear in the jungle.

Peter Pan

Easy Enough to Fix. HP/Peter Pan. G. Neville is a lost boy.

Phantom of the Opera

Tortures. GO/Phantom. PG. Dagon/La Carlotta. Dagon tells Crowley about a particular soul that he harvested.

Pirates of the Carribean

Beaches and Bats. HP/PoTC. PG-13. Snape/Jack. Snape comes to collect his order.

Sliders

Pointy Sticks. HP/Sliders/BtVS. PG. Quinn and co. meet some interesting people on their next two slides.

Various Other Fandoms

Remus' Incredible Journey. HP/ Quantum Leap, The Incredibles, ER, Sahara, Lost, The Three Muskateers, Sex and the City, Hitchhiker's Guide, Dogma, Charlie's Angels, Frasier, Bitten, Anita Blake, Ocean's Eleven, Star Trek, BtVS, House. NC-17. Remus/various. Remus goes hurtling from world to world in an attempt to find Sirius.

X-Men

In My Bones. HP/XMen. R. Bill/Wolverine, Draco/Wolverine. Bill meets up with a strange Muggle in the desert.

Other Fandoms

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Firefly

Alterations. G. Gen. River's truths aren't the same as everyone else's.

By Any Other Name. PG. Simon/Kaylee. Kaylee thinks that she needs to diet.

Examination. PG-13. Simon/Kaylee. Kaylee has a cold, so she goes to see the doctor.

Vicarious. R. Simon/Kaylee, River/Kaylee, River/Jayne. River likes to watch, but sometimes she also wants to feel.

Watching. PG. Kaylee/River. Sometimes you don't get what you want...

Heroes

Petty Theft. PG. Claude & Bennet gen. Bennet discovers that the invisible man isn't exactly the best shopping buddy.

Open Wounds. R. Claude/Peter. Scars are beautiful things; they mean that the hurt is over, the wounds are closed. Except when they're not.

Kushiel's Legacy

Be My Signale. NC-17. Melisande/Phedre/Joscelin. Even now, Melisande haunts Phedre's dreams. Can her trust for Joscelin finally put them to rest?

Star Trek

Compromise. R. Kirk/Spock. Just a conversation...

Torchwood

Let It Go, Make It Hurt. NC-17. Jack/John. Missing canon from "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang".

Good Omens Fic

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| Aziraphale/Crowley | Gen | Crossovers |

Aziraphale/Crowley

Between the Lines. NC-17. Aziraphale/Crowley. Luring an angel into bed is one thing; getting them to shut up long enough to do anything once you're there is quite another.

Promises of Eternity. G. Aziraphale/Crowley. What if the show didn't go on?

Under the Weight of Your Wings. PG. Aziraphale/Crowley. Angels are beautiful when they're sad.

Gen

Fiery Consumption. PG-13. Gen with A/C subtext. Joan of Arc burns, and an angel and a demon discuss sex.

Here's to Johnny. PG-13. Crowley finds out why his friend has suddenly been spending so much time at home.

What Really Happened. PG. What, you didn't think the Livejournal blackout was an accident, did you?

What Really Happened 2.0. PG. What, you didn't really think that LJ could be this stupid on their OWN did you? Come on.

House, M.D. Fic

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House/Wilson

Dance Steps. NC-17. House/Wilson. Sex on House's piano.

Forever Blowing Bubbles. PG-13. House/Wilson. A new patient at PPTH is a famous movie actor or actress from the 1940's. Wilson is star struck, idolizing him or her. House gets jealous.

A Little Rain. R. House/Wilson. Work in progress! In a span of fifteen years, everything else seems to change. But somehow they keep coming back to each other.

Stay With Me. (written with Plausive) NC-17. House/Wilson. House has always depended on Wilson's friendship, but now he finds himself depending on him for his very life - and Wilson realizes that both mean more to him than he ever realized.

Wiggle Room. PG-13. House/Wilson. Neither one of them celebrate Christmas but for some reason they're spending it together.

House/Chase

In Which Chase Wants to Talk and House Wants to Screw. NC-17. House/Chase. light bondage, some D/s, object penetration, dirty talk. It's some random Christmas Eve in the past or future, and well, the title pretty much covers it.

Waiting For House. PG-13. House/Chase. Chase is tired of waiting for House's approval.

Other Pairings

Quarantine. PG-13. Chase/Cameron. Stuck in quarantine, and bored. Banter ensues.

What Wilson Wants. NC-17. House/OMC. House and Wilson's ex, a med student, argue over who's the better lover.

Gen

The Good Old Days. PG. Reference to Wilson/OMC. Wilson confesses a guilty secret and proceeds to get quite drunk.

Honky Tonk Poker. PG. Conference room poker game, and why exactly does Chase have a deck of cards from the Grand Old Opry?

Livestock. PG-13. Gen. There's a girl with an icky disease, so of course House has to make lots of jokes about it.

Harry Potter Gen

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Boy of Summer (the Dog-Faced Remix). G. 1981. Sirius attends a cricket match that Remus suspects will be incredibly dull. But when the Dark Mark appears over the Kirkstall Lane End, things begin to heat up... Drama. Pre SS.

Cranberry Sauce. G. Percy. Thanksgiving just isn't the same without
his family. Drama. Post OoTP.

Discerning Tastes. PG. Hagrid wants to be Tom Riddle's friend. Drama. Pre SS.

Girl Things. PG. Ginny just wants to know about periods. Humor. Pre SS.

Sunshine Days. PG-13. The Weasley boys - Brady Bunch style! Humor. Pre-SS.

The Melody Lingers. PG. Music follows Remus throughout his life. Drama. Marauders Era - PoA.

Harry Potter Het Pairings

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Remus/Tonks

Better than Chocolate. G. Remus/Tonks. She liked chocolate. But she liked Remus better. Romance. Pre SS.

Big Bad Wolf. NC-17. Remus/Tonks. Tonks tries spicing up her and Remus' marriage with a little roleplaying. PWP. Post-War.

Blood and Silver. R. Remus/Tonks. Violence. Remus is desperately straddling two worlds - Tonks on one side and the pack on the other - until they come to a terrifying collision. Drama. Post HBP.

Crush. NC-17. Remus/Tonks. Drug use. Tonks decides to help Remus relax. PWP. OoTP.

colours come and go. R. Remus/Tonks. Some things change, like colors, and love. Romance. GoF - post HBP.

Never Trust An Epilogue. NC-17. Snape/Tonks, Remus/Tonks. The future that Tonks knows is one where Voldemort still lives in hiding, Death Eaters have resorted to terrorist attacks, and families have been broken and splintered… though also one where she has two wonderful sons and a husband who loves her. But then some powerful dark magic brings her face to face with different futures, including one where Harry Potter lives a normal life with three children, she is dead, and "all is well." What makes one future the "right" one? Post-DH.

Painfully Obvious. PG. Remus/Tonks. Everyone knows about Tonks' feelings for Remus except for Remus. Humor. Post OoTP.

Square Pegs. NC-17. Remus/Tonks. Pegging, rimming, voyeurism. Remus is surprised to find himself attracted to a woman - Tonks doesn't mind helping to ease the transition. PWP. OoTP.

Stained Glass. NC-17. Remus/Tonks. Dirty talk, rough sex. Remus treats her like she's fragile. She's not. PWP. Post HBP.

Threw Like a Girl. PG-13. Remus/Tonks. Tonks was always throwing herself into the paths of unsuitable men. Humor. Post OoTP.

Through All Their Changes. Work in Progress! NC-17. Remus/Tonks. A werewolf internment law leaves
marriage as the only loophole for Remus, and Tonks is the only available option. Romance. Post OoTP.

Wounds. PG. Remus/Tonks. After a full moon, Tonks cares for Remus. Drama. Post OoTP.

Percy/Tonks

Brief as Woman's Love. R. Percy/Tonks. When Ministry employees put
on a production of Hamlet, two cast members have a disagreement about the nature of
Hamlet and Ophelia's relationship. Romance. Post-War.

Correspondance. PG-13. Percy/Tonks. A love story told in letters. Romance. Post OoTP.

Watch Me. NC-17. Percy/Tonks. Voyeurism. Dirty talk. Tonks always seems to be bringing their sex life to the next level. PWP. Post OoTP.

Snape/Hermione

As They Seem. R. Snape/Hermione. After years of sidestepping Ron's advances, Hermione suddenly feels an attraction to him when he dresses as Snape for the
Halloween Masquerade - but when she decides to act on her feelings it may not be Ron at al...
Romance. Post-War.

Portrait of a Voyeur. NC-17. Snape/Hermione. Voyeurism, dirty talk. Being stuck forever in a painting at the age of eighteen and a half means a lot of sexual frustration. Sirius deals with his by spying on Hermione. PWP. Post war.

Secrets Best Kept. R. Snape/Hermione. Five years after graduation from Hogwarts, Harry is going
into hiding and Hermione must study occlumency with Snape, which includes keeping things in her mind that she would
rather he not see... Romance. Post OoTP.

Some Willing Partner. NC-17. Snape/Hermione. Snape needs help brewing a
potion. PWP. Post OoTP.

State of Attraction. R. Snape/Hermione, Ginny/OMC. A love potion, a lust potion,
and some crazy, nutty mix-ups. Humor. Post-War.

Waited So Long. PG-13. Snape/Hermione. Snape doesn't want to wait anymore. PWP. Post OoTP.

Remus/Other

Better Never than Late. PG. Remus/Lily. Lily's feelings for Remus go unnoticed
until it is too late. Drama. Marauder's Era.

Gratitude. NC-17. Remus/Narcissa. Dubious consent. After her husband's incarceration and the loss of her home, Narcissa goes to the one person that she thinks might take her in. Angst. Post OoTP.

The Day After. R. Remus/Lily. Remus reminisces on his relationship with
Lily on the day after her death. Angst. Marauder's Era.

The Sexual Fantasy Preceding Hermione Granger's First Orgasm. NC-17. Remus/Hermione. Hermione's hot for teacher. She starts thinking about him one night while trying to fall asleep... PWP. PoA.

Unsent. PG-13. Remus/Lily. Remus writes a letter to Lily confessing his
true feelings. Angst. Marauder's Era.

Tonks/Other

Dear Diary. R. Snape/Tonks. Tonks wrote all about her schoolgirl crush on Snape in her diary. Obviously, it couldn't stay a secret forever. Humor. Post OoTP.

Flowers and Evergreen. NC-17. Harry/Tonks. First time.
When the firelight hits Tonks just so, she reminds him of Sirius. PWP. Post-OoTP.

From the Inside Out. NC-17. Bill/Tonks. Tonks is cold. She needs a warm bath! PWP. Post OoTP.

I'll Kiss You. NC-17. Bill/Tonks. A nineteen year old Tonks faces her girlhood crush and a gypsty curse. PWP. Pre-SS.

Lonely Nights. R. Snape/Lupin, Bill/Tonks. Tonks found a mirror, and it shows her the room just down the hall where Remus sleeps... Romance. Post OoTP.

Never Trust An Epilogue. NC-17. Snape/Tonks, Remus/Tonks. The future that Tonks knows is one where Voldemort still lives in hiding, Death Eaters have resorted to terrorist attacks, and families have been broken and splintered… though also one where she has two wonderful sons and a husband who loves her. But then some powerful dark magic brings her face to face with different futures, including one where Harry Potter lives a normal life with three children, she is dead, and "all is well." What makes one future the "right" one? Post-DH.

Premarital Sex. NC-17. Charlie/Tonks. Some relationships aren't happy, they're real. And sometimes they aren't even relationships. Romance. Pre SS.

Puss 'N Boots at the Cat Scratch Club. NC-17. Bill/Tonks. sex magic, references to prostitution and BDSM, dirty talk, spanking, voyeurism, exhibitionism. Even the wizarding world has establishments that aren't mentioned in polite conversation. Bill just never thought he'd see his girlfriend sneaking into one of them. PWP. Pre-SS.

Release. NC-17. Lucius/Tonks. Dubious consent.
Lucius has something that Tonks needs, and she'll do whatever she needs to do to
get it back. Darkfic. Post-OoTP.

Other Het

And? PG-13. Charlie/Hermione. So you're brilliant, gorgeous, and... ampersand after ampersand. Romance. Post OotP.

His and Hers. NC-17. Oliver/Victoire. That instant where you look at someone and have no idea that they're wanting the same thing that you want - well, almost the same thing.

Glissando. R. James/Lily. Lily is inspired by a piano. James is inspired by Lily. PWP. Marauder's Era.

Gone Tomorrow. PG-13. Draco/Ginny (Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Neville/Ginny, Snape/Ginny). Ginny is
Scarlett and Draco Rhett in an HP version of Gone With the Wind. Romance. Post OoTP.

Love Your Peaches. R. Arthur/Molly. Drug use. Charlie inadvertently gives his parents the means to reminisce. Romance. Pre SS.

That Magic Place. R. Percy/Penelope. Voyeurism. The Ravenclaw common room is usually very boring. When Penelope brings in her boyfriend, Rowena pays attention. Romance. PoA.

Synesthesia. NC-17. Bill/Fleur. Ashamed of his scars, Bill insists on darkness when he and Fleur make love, but Fleur does not appreciate being robbed of her sight.

The Truth in Art and Wine. PG. Draco/Ginny. Ginny is an art dealer and Draco has something
that she wants. Romance. Post-War.

Uncrossable. PG. Ron/Hermione. Ron and Hermione cope with Harry's
death. Angst. Post-War.

When Harry Met Hermione. G. Harry/Hermione. Harry and Hermione remember how they met and fell in love. Romance. Post-War.

M/F/M Threesomes

Costumes. NC-17. Remus/Snape/Tonks. They'll
never get to the halloween party at this rate... PWP. Post OoTP.

Don't Leave Me Hanging. NC-17. Remus/Snape/Tonks. Remus walks in on an intimate moment involving bondage and feathers. PWP. Post OoTP.

Her Favorite Fantasy. NC-17. James/Lily/Sirius. James and Sirius are both straight; Lily intends to do something about that. PWP. Marauder's Era.

The Fluid Form of Sonnets. NC-17. Remus/Bill/Tonks. drug use, light bondage, first time. People transform. Relationships transform. Somehow, it all works out in the end. Romance. Pre-SS - Post HBP.

High Tide. NC-17. Draco/Blaise/Hermione. Hermione
watches Draco and Blaise on a beach. PWP. Post OoTP.

The Loneliest Numbers. R. Remus/Sirius/Tonks. The numbers keep changing. Romance. Post HBP.

Moonlight Moans. NC-17. Remus/Harry/Ginny. Voyeurism. Ginny sees something she shouldn't. But it makes her think... PWP. Post OotP.

Not all Virgins. NC-17. Snape/Lucius/Narcissa. Lucius requires Snape's help in breaking charms that hold his betrothed chaste until their wedding day. PWP. Marauder's Era.

Pieces of Us. R. Sirius/Remus/Hermione. Other people just don't understand. Romance. Post OoTP.

Sing For Your Supper. NC-17. James/Lily/Remus. Just a normal Sunday morning at the Potter household. PWP. Pre-SS.

Three Sides. NC-17. Harry/Ron/Hermione. They
all have their secrets. PWP. Post OoTP.

The Practical Wizard's Guide to Sex and Camping. NC-17. Harry/Ron/Hermione. They were tense, they were bored, they were all a little fucked up, they were completely on their own for the first time, and they were seventeen. Of course sex came into the equation eventually. PWP. DH.

Vicarious Experience. NC-17. Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Snape. Voyeurism, dirty talk, group sex. Sometimes you just want to watch, but sometimes you can't help but imagine yourself joining in... PWP. OoTP.

Wanderlust. NC-17. Remus/Tonks/Snape. Voyeurism, dirty talk. Snape wants to make Remus happy, and it seems that what Remus really needs is a woman. PWP. Post war.

Harry Potter Slash Pairings

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Remus/Sirius

About a Cardigan. NC-17. Remus/Sirius. After his return from Azkaban, Sirius has a bit of a problem with his
lover's new wardrobe. Humor. OoTP.

A Girl Like Me. NC-17. Remus/Sirius. Genderswitching (girl!Remus). So Sirius is straight? Well, if he wants a
girl then Remus is bloody well going to give him a girl. Humor. Marauder's Era.

Authority. NC-17. Remus/Sirius. D/s. When Remus says sit, Sirius sits. PWP. OoTP.

Bits and Pieces. NC-17 Remus/Sirius. Crossdressing, rimming, dirty talk, semi-public sex. Sirius in a skirt. PWP. Marauder's Era.

Dripping. NC-17. Remus/Sirius. Two boys share an ice cream cone. Fluff. Marauder's Era.

Getting Clean. NC-17. Remus/Sirius. Sirius joins Remus in the shower. PWP. Marauder's Era.

The Godfather Part II. NC-17. Harry/Teddy, Remus/Sirius. When Teddy digs into his father's past, he shares his findings with Harry, and what they discover dredges up Harry's memories of his own godfather, Sirius. The two of them begin to piece together a tangled web of past relationships that somehow continue to colour the present. Romance. Post-DH.

It's Only Time. PG. Remus/Sirius. School, to a wedding, to prison, to a reunion - Sirius will love Remus forever. Romance. Marauder's Era - PoA.

Not Slytherin. PG. Remus/Sirius. A common goal lends a bond to Remus and Sirius from their very first meeting, and its effects linger years later when their relationship begins to change. Romance. Marauder's Era.

One Night Only. NC-17. Sirius/Remus. So when Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and spent a year obsessing over Peter Pettrigrew and trying not to die and being a Wanted Man, he realized that he could turn into a dog and hide himself. He also discovered that he could turn into Stubby Boardman and hide himself. PWP. OoTP.

Quite So New. NC-17. Remus/Sirius. Sirius finds a way to cure Remus' lycanthropy, but it doesn't work quite the way that he anticipates. Romance. Marauder's Era.

Sleepy. R. Remus/Sirius. Sirius keeps Remus awake. PWP. Marauder's Era.

Things Unspoken. PG-13. Remus/Sirius. When Remus seeks closure to Sirius' death, he finds someone that has answers to questions he hadn't
even thought to ask. Drama. Post OoTP.

Voyeur. PG. Remus/Sirius (Remus/Lily, Remus/Tonks implied). The mermaid in the prefect's bathroom watches Remus over the years. Drama. Marauders - Post OoTP.

We Laugh Indoors. NC-17. Remus/Sirius. Drug use, first time. Remus does marijuana for the first time, and then
tries something else for the first time as well. Romance. Marauder's Era.

Snape/Lupin

Bibliophiles. NC-17. Snape/Lupin. Rimming. It's amazing what Snape can learn from books. PWP. Post-War.

Coffee and Tea. PG-13. Snape/Lupin. It's Snape's fortieth birthday, and he wants to be alone. Drama. Post-War.

Lonely Nights. R. Snape/Lupin, Bill/Tonks. Tonks found a mirror, and it shows her the room just down the hall where Remus sleeps... Romance. Post OoTP.

Marks. PG-13. Snape/Lupin. Remus likes to make love in the dark. Angst. Post-War.

The Snupin Scramble. NC-17. Snape/Lupin. Object penetration. Remus likes to be on top. So does Snape.
Conflict! Humor. Post-War.

Stirring Something. NC-17. Snape/Lupin. Masturbation. Remus has a bit of an overactive imagination when he and
Snape are partners in potions class. Humor. Marauder's Era.

Stories. G. Snape/Lupin. Tonks tells a small girl a story about why she has two daddies. Romance. Post-War.

Trapped in the Closet. NC-17. Snape/Lupin (Percy). Voyeurism, wanking. Percy Weasley sees something that he shouldn't. PWP/Humor. PoA.

Wolf Masterson in The Naughty Professor IV: Prefect's Revenge. NC-17. Snape/Lupin. wanking, pornography, voyeurism of a sort. Snape has acquired a taste for a certain breed of Muggle films. Strangely, one of the young actors looks awfully familiar... Humor. PoA.

Remus/Other

Addressed Succinctly to a Lover. (Sequel to Pressed Trousers) NC-17. Remus/Percy. Percy, after
his night with Remus, writes a letter describing it to another lover. PWP. Post-War.

All the Men that Remus Lupin Never Shagged. NC-17. Remus/Sirius, Remus/Bill, Remus/Snape, implied Remus/Tonks. Remus is having lots of dirty, hot, fabulous sex with other men. Unfortunately, it's all Tonks' head. What to do when you're a straight girl obsessed with ~~slash~~ gay men? PWP/Humor. OoTP.

Masks are For Martyrs and Queers. NC-17. Remus/Percy. teacher/student, first time, rimming. In their last weeks at Hogwarts, Remus discovers a secret about Percy and helps him deal with it. But years later, Percy has even bigger secrets. Romance. PoA, Post-War.

Overlay. NC-17. Remus/Harry. Remus remembers James and Lily. PWP. Post War.

Pressed Trousers. NC-17. Remus/Percy. Dirty talk. Percy, who likes to stay clean and freshly
starched, comes to Remus for advice on his sex life. PWP. Post-War.

Take it Like a Man. PG. Remus/Bill. Bill wants Remus to prove his devotion. Humor. Post OoTP.

Snape/Other

Babies and Bathwater. NC-17. Snape/Charlie. Mpreg. Snape makes an impulsive decision that drastically alters his life. Charlie becomes an unexpected caretaker, but as it turns out, exactly what Snape needs. Romance. Post OoTP.

Good Graces. NC-17. Snape/Quirrell. Snape meets with Quirrell in the forest to discuss his loyalty, and s-s-stuttering d-d-d-dirty talk ensues. PWP. SS.

Lord Voldemort's Diary. R. Voldemort/various, Snape/Lucius. Not quite a year in the world of Death Eater orgies, world domination, and good hair. Humor. Pre SS.

We Bargain For the Graves We Lie In. NC-17. Snape/Percy, Lucius/Percy. dubious consent, prostitution, object penetration, voyeurism, humiliation, slight BDSM, dirty talk. The war is over, and Voldemort is in power. When Snape emerges from hiding and visits Lucius Malfoy in the remnants of the Ministry, he finds that he wasn't the only one forced to make sacrifices. One of his former students has traded himself into a humiliating existence... Darkfic. Post-War.

Which Steals Men's Eyes. R. Snape/Lucius. Lucius is too beautiful for a man. Drama. Pre SS.

Other M/M Slash

The Advantages of a Well-Fitted Suit. NC-17. Percy/Teddy. workplace sex, oral sex, object insertion, sex magic, very slight D/s, wanking, rimming. When you're the Minister of Magic, everyone wants favours... like getting your niece's unemployed boyfriend a job. Romance. Post-DH.

All About You. NC-17. James/Sirius. Dirty talk. Ever since James moved in with Lily, he doesn't seem to have as much time for his friends. Sirius has finally had enough. PWP. Marauder's Era.

Beyond Repair. NC-17. Harry/Percy. some D/s and dirty talk. slight dubious consent. character death. homophobia. crossdressing. These days, Harry Potter spends more time drunk than sober, and Percy Weasley is the object of mockery for being the office queer. Some things have nothing to do with love and everything to do with pain. Darkfic. Post-War.

By Cock They Are to Blame. NC-17. Harry/Draco. (Harry/Snape, Harry/Remus). Implied incest, dubious consent, character death. Hamlet, starring capslock!Harry and androgynous!Draco, with special appearances by ghost!Sirius, whore!Remus, and bastard!Snape. A Most Lamentable Tragedy, told in a manner not quite as tragic and with a lot more sex. Humor. Post OoTP.

Dick In a Box. R. Harr/Draco. Draco gives Harry the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER. (Hint: It's his dick in a box.) Crack. Post War.

Fire Breathers. R. Charlie/Cedric. After Harry warns Cedric about the first task, Cedric sets out to get a look at the dragons for himself. He finds Charlie instead. PWP. GoF.

The Godfather Part II. NC-17. Harry/Teddy, Remus/Sirius. When Teddy digs into his father's past, he shares his findings with Harry, and what they discover dredges up Harry's memories of his own godfather, Sirius. The two of them begin to piece together a tangled web of past relationships that somehow continue to colour the present. Romance. Post-DH.

Head Boy. PG-13. Lucius/Percy. featuring chainsmoking, wifebeater wearing Percy and Canedide the Cane

Just For One Day. NC-17. Harry/Regulus. First time. Drug use. Harry's search for Regulus Black leads him to a seedy Muggle pub and a coked out, washed up rock star who calls himself Stubby Boardman. Drama. Post HBP.

Occupational Hazards. NC-17. Kingsley/Percy. Working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement is a dangerous job. Percy might disappear under mysterious circumstances like the previous administrative assistants, only if his boss doesn't kill him first... PWP. Post War.

Parenting, Pancakes, and the Professor. PG. Percy/Neville. Percy has been a single dad ever since he and Penelope divorced six years ago. Now his son, who has just started Hogwarts, writes to his dad three times a week, certain that he must be incredibly lonely. What he doesn't realize is that the cure for that loneliness will be one of his very own professors. Romance. Post-DH.

Patient Zero. NC-17. Harry/Draco. One month, one quarantine room, one plague that could wipe out the entire wizarding population, and two wizards with nothing to do but try not to drive each other insane. Angst. Post-DH, EWE.

Pretending. NC-17. Draco/Blaise. (Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Hermione). Rimming. They all wish they were with someone else. PWP. Post OoTP.

Real Person Slash. NC-17. Harry/Draco. After the war, Harry and many of his acquaintances are celebrities. And what good are celebrities if you can't fantasize about them shagging each other? Humor. Post-War.

Redeemable!Draco. PG. Harry/Draco. Draco writes a letter to his father describing his new lifestyle. Humor. Post OoTP.

The Sexual Fantasy Accompanying Harry Potter's Nightly Wank. NC-17. Harry/Twins. threesome, underage, twincest (except, you know, none of it's actually real). Fifteen year old Harry is lucky enough to have plenty of fodder for his sexual fantasies, especially a certain pair of older boys, whom he starts thinking about while trying to fall asleep... PWP. OoTP.

Shaken, Not Stirred. PG-13. Ron/Draco. James Bond pastiche, Ron as Bond.

Femmeslash

Dissolved. NC-17. Tonks/Ginny. When Ginny and Tonks are forced to shower together, Tonks shows her
what a metamorphmagus can do. PWP. Post OoTP.

The Fairest One of All. NC-17. Narcissa/Tonks (Narcissa/Narcissa). When Tonks does some undercover work at the Malfoy Estate, she finds herself inadvertently walking into one of Narcissa's fantasies. PWP. Post OoTP.

Finally Kissed Goodnight. R. Lavendar/Parvati. Underage participants. The girls didn't get what they wanted out of their Yule Ball dates. Time to improvise! PWP. GoF.

Like a Flower. R. Bellatrix/Narcissa. Incest. Bellatrix loves her sister in a way that no man could. Vignette. Pre SS.

A Picture Will Last Longer. NC-17. Narcissa/Lily, slight Lucius/Narcissa. Non-Con. Lily is determined to catch Narcissa in the act of sneaking her fiancé into Hogwarts… but Narcissa isn't the one who's caught, and what starts as a simple act of spying has far-reaching consequences. Darkfic. Marauder's Era.

Ravenflawed, or They Always Find Their Kind. R. Su Li/Morag McDougal, Penelope Clearwater/Sydney Fawcett, Cho Chang/Marietta Edgecombe, Mandy Brocklehurst/Padma Patil, Lisa Turpin/Luna Lovegood, Moaning Myrtle/Marietta, Su/Morag/Padma, Penelope/Rowena Ravenclaw, Luna/Orla Quirke. Ravenclaws may know a lot, but they all have imperfections. Romance. GoF through post-DH.

Springtime. R. Ginny/Cho. Ginny's fascination with the girl who kissed Harry leads to more than she expected. Romance. Post OoTP.

M/M/M Threesomes

Can't Live With 'Em. NC-17. Remus/Sirius/James. Voyeurism. James does something stupid to get himself kicked out by Lily - where to go but into the arms of his best friends? Well, the tequila helps. PWP. Marauder's Era.

How Sirius Came to Puke on Christmas (And Remus Just Came). NC-17. Remus/Sirius/James. If you drink enough to make yourself sick, you're probably going to get awfully horny first. PWP. Marauder's Era.

Intoxication. NC-17. Remus/Sirius/Snape. Alcohol loosens tongues and
inhibitions in a boy's restroom. Angst. Marauder's Era.

Only the Lonely. R. Remus/Harry/Neville. Harry and Neville
comfort Remus. Drama. Post-War.

The Education of Young Mr. Potter. NC-17. Sirius/Harry/Remus. When Harry does some spying on the two men, he gets more than he bargained for. PWP. Post OoTP.

The Season of Giving. NC-17. Remus/Sirius/Bill.
Bill has an unintentional fascination with the two men living in Grimmauld Place. PWP. OoTP.