If you are fifteen fucking hundred miles away, living in Ohio, and also depressed, lonely as fuck, and convinced that you're never going to get a girlfriend evar, and have been going on about how you're "so sad" that I had to leave?

Telling me that you love me and that you think we ought to get married is NOT OKAY.

Until last weekend, I hadn't talked to you in ten months! Seriously! GAH.

God DAMN. I'm already in romantic limbo; I don't want you adding to it.