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[Jan. 8th, 2011|02:45 pm] |
Nice going, Sarah Palin, you fucking nutjob of a blithering idiot
Her PAC website, where this originally appeared, is mysteriously down: http://www.sarahpac.com/ EDIT: It's back up again. I'm guessing there was some frantic deleting going on.
(And, yes, I know no direct correlation has been demonstrated as of yet, but the incident nevertheless throws her idiocy into sharp relief.)
Edit: And while we're at it, I love Fox News' journalism
Arizona Congresswoman Shot, Married to Astronaut
Fox News - 36 minutes ago
The Arizona Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords, who was shot along with three of her aides by a gunman while holding a public event Saturday, is married to astronaut, Mark Kelly
That's just...dadgum good writin' and reportin' there. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2011|03:14 pm] |
Ancillary to recent fapping about elementary school censorship, bowdlerizing the Twain.
I'd post to Unfunny Fandom just for the comments alone, but I refuse to start topics in the Unfunny comms. If anyone is tempted to write it up, just a reminder -- it's just an alternative, not a replacement. |
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[Dec. 20th, 2010|03:27 pm] |
I don't have anything to talk about, really. I just wanted to drag out my festive WP icon for an entry. Just to fill space, I will mention that I've been trying to test the filters on my g-mail to automatically delete as much incoming spam as possible. The problem is, I want to filter by keywords and my g-mail gets comments notifications from Journalfen. So I'd like to think that terms like "cialis," "viagra," "HugePen1s," "NAKEDCHEERLEADERBITCHES" and so on could be safely added to the filter, but since it's Journalfen, the idea that none of my comment notifications would include these keywords is just not a safe assumption.
You pervs. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2010|10:08 pm] |
Mostly for Sep, but anyone else reading this has my permission to click and enjoy. Or hate violently, it's really quite up to you.
Tintin does Lovecraft |
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[Dec. 13th, 2010|11:20 pm] |
I have just discovered that ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) littlebitca cheats at computer solitaire. As a person who has spent years playing the game honestly and legally, I find this very distressing. It's like I'm a marathon runner who accidentally trips just short of the finish line, allowing others to pass me, but gets back on my feet and staggers the last few yards, while she stops by a bar for a mess of margaritas, gets rip-roaring drunk, and presses Control-Z to undo it once she realizes her mistake, going on to win the race. And possibly stepping on my prone form in the process. It's just immoral, unethical and possibly sinful.
Am I wrong for feeling this way? |
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[Nov. 29th, 2010|01:12 am] |
The Starwhackers got Leslie Nielsen, and let me just say that I really, really don't approve. Take Randy, for god's sake, and leave the good ones like Leslie alone.
*Disclaimer: I don't actually have anything against Randy. But I rank Leslie near the top of my List of People the Starwhackers Just Aren't Allowed to Kill. |
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[Nov. 10th, 2010|06:54 pm] |
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Trolling unfunnybusiness, a comm I'm not even a member of, is like catnip. I'm having trouble restraining myself. Someone stop me, please. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2010|09:48 pm] |
Okay, I'm going to keep this short. And I'm not going to bother with being polite or conciliatory: I'm not wild about the Democrats. They're ineffectual and more than a little dithering. But the Republicans, especially the Tea Partiers, quite simply suck in every possible way. I'm not even going to assume that they're perfectly nice people once you get to know them. They're too stupid, too pigheaded, and seem to have no grasp of what American ideals are really about (hint: the right to an American government based on your wet dreams about Stormfront dot org and random episodes of "Walker, Texas Ranger" isn't in the first dozen or so amendments) to rate any such benefit of the doubt with regards to their private character. I was once one of the biggest advocates of compromise, reason and bipartisanship around; now, I just think, "Fuck 'em and the hollerwahoo youbetchas they rode in on."
Thanks for listening. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2009|01:47 pm] |
Is it wrong that what I miss the most is just posting stupid things to piss off random people?
Before y'all weigh in, I just want to point out that, no, it is not, in fact, wrong. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2007|12:52 pm] |
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[Sep. 1st, 2007|04:02 am] |
A passing thought on the chaos of the last couple of weeks: when Candide said "but let us cultivate our garden" (mais il faut cultiver notre jardin), he didn't mean that we should start growing murderous triffids, killer tomatoes and giant mutated man-eating Venus Flytraps.
Just saying.
ETA: have finally turned back on the anonymous commenting that was turned off during the Age of the Spamming Ad-bot, a creature so base that I couldn't even begin to describe how low-brow it was without the aid of a $100 thesaurus and an army of really snooty chimps. |
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[Aug. 28th, 2007|07:23 pm] |
My thoughts on the anonymeme:
I've been to lol_meme about four times now, and all I can say is that I'm cooking blueberries into a sauce and pouring them over shortcake for dessert (topped with whipped cream, natch) and y'all are all invited over -- even the memers -- just so long as you don't park your short buses on my neighbors' yards. Also, don't block in my short bus because I may have to run out for more booze. |
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[Aug. 28th, 2007|06:22 pm] |
Happy Birthday, Kijikun. At 27, you're practically a milf, right?
Mmmm...milfs. Yummy. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2007|11:10 am] |
The Monochrome Quiz
Wankprophet took the free MonofuckingchromeQuiz.com personality test!
"Screwed. We're all just...totally...fucking...screwed. It's really not that complicated, you beknighted fools."
For all you people on my flist posting the "color meme" -- this is how the world really is. |
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[Aug. 25th, 2007|10:55 pm] |
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Happy Birthday to Ana, the bestest and sexiest petter I know. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2007|03:28 pm] |
Happy birthday, Young Murdered Fairy.
We're still searching for the real killers, don't you worry. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2007|10:53 pm] |
In the interest of preserving my your sanity, I won't subject you to the question meme that's popping up everywhere. Instead, I will give you my review of the move "Crash," now that I've finally seen it on one of the movie channels:
Bizarre.
To put it in context, I happened to be flipping through the Digital Cable Channel Guide one evening and saw a listing for "Crash," with Don Cheadle and Sandra Bullock. Having just gotten around to watching "Brokeback Mountain" recently (bleh), I figured, what the hell, and flipped to it.
So there I was, watching it, and it seemed a little different from what I was expecting. A little darker, a little stranger than the various reviews had led me to believe. Physical therapy sessions punctuated by creepy voyeurs. Graphic car wrecks. Mostly white people, which I found unusual, given what I understood the main plot to be. Then came some loving camera-pans over grisly scars and mutilated bodies, and some surreal discussions of how turned on some people were by some pretty perverse stuff. It all seemed so different from what I had expected, and not a little disturbing. And then there was this guy making out with this paraplegic or something who had been badly hurt in a car crash and he exposed her barely-healed injuries and...oh my fucking god, what the hell is wrong with you, man? THAT IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE TO PUT YOUR TONGUE, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT TURNS YOU ON! and it suddenly occured to me that I hadn't seen Sandra Bullock the entire movie and Don Cheadle looked suspiciously like James Spader and it probably wasn't just the lighting, and my suspicions, latent until that point, suddenly became full-blown paranoia that perhaps I wasn't watching the same movie the Academy Awards people had watched. Just to be certain, however, I watched about 15 more minutes until it became quite clear that the central message of the movie was, no matter what my cable company was telling me, less about racism than about really weird fetish!sex that even your dog, who'll hump most anything, wouldn't approve of.
So I finally checked IMDB and it appears likely that I was watching this movie instead and now I feel hurt and betrayed by my cable company yet strangely intrigued by Holly Hunter. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2007|12:05 am] |
I've been writing my memoirs, but have run into a thorny literary question: if the word "clusterfuck" takes up a larger percentage of my total wordcount that all the other words combined, does the literary merit begin to suffer?
ETA: If one hears the phrase "snails and tofu" and immediately thinks, "Eww, why ruin perfectly good snails like that?", does that make one a Young Republican? |
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[May. 18th, 2007|11:35 pm] |
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Okay. How the hell are you people? |
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[Jan. 13th, 2007|12:11 am] |
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Okay, I'm back. The fewer questions and more nude self-portraits you send me, the safer we'll all be. I can only say that my list of things I considered sacred and unmockable has shrunk to three, and it's possible that all of them are parts of my body. |
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