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| User: | wankprophet (3234)
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| Name: | Wankprophet |
| Website: | my sockpuppet LJ |
| AOL IM: |  randomways2002 (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  randomways2002 (Add User, Send Message) |
| Bio: | Also known as Random or Randomways in other circles...but Wankprophet serves me well here. Contact me at randomways at gmail dot com
Important announcement: the lovely and snarky ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) elfy is now officially my minion. As such, she is under my protection and will be snoggling with me while feeding me sweet, sweet delicacies.
You may now proceed to gnash your teeth in jealousy. Thanks
My minion list is now also deoridhe-licious. Though I have her on time-share with a few other people -- she's kinda a slut-o-rama -- I am proud to say that her delectable wares are at my service. As my number 2 minion, her duties are to assist elfy in pleasing me, and to be my liason to the other members of teh_Order_of_teh_BNCK
ashenmote may be familiar to some of you as the man who first combined beer and skittles in Germany. Due to an unfortunate unfamiliarity with British slang, however, the result was monstrously rainbow-coloured. However, it caught my eye and I have agreed to accept him as my minion. His primary duties will be rubbing elfy's feet whilst I rub the rest of her, and writing existentialist snark for my amusement.
littlebitca, not satisfied with being one of my spawn, has applied for minionhood. I'm considering it, but need y'all's input. E-mail me and let me know what y'all think.
I'd like you all to welcome my new pet troll, Trinculo . While I admit s/h/it isn't funny or clever or even bright, the delusions are quite charming in an "OMGWTFucketh? why is that stupid troll working so hard to humiliate hirself?!?" way. Henceforth, all trolls in the same vein will be named Trinculo, and feel free to spread the word. ::pets self-loathing little Trinculo-troll::
NO KNOCKERS!!! Hooters, snack-trays, boombahs, boobies, palookas, shirt puppies, titties, guavas, yabbos, gonzagas, headlights, jugs, woofers, chi-chis, ta-tas, norks,jubblies, et cetera (plus the traditional "breasts") are all acceptable. Knockers are not. [/end in-joke] |
| Memories: | 37 entries |
| Interests: | 1: again - no furbashing | | Schools: | None listed | | Friends: | | 124: | acari, adinaj69, adinkra, anatsuno, annafora, apoplexia, aralinde, ashenmote, backfromspace, bemysty, best_imitation, bitca, bookshop, braisinhussy, breecita, bubosquared, candytaiyo, cesare, chaimonkey, chrome327, circumstance, cleolinda, combledore, crickets, dae, dana_kujan, darkrose, darkwitch666, darthtall, dax_069, deeablo, deoridhe, dlareme, dorothy1901, ecchaniz0r, eemilyvr1, elfy, eljuno, entrenous88, eris, esorlehcar, ev_vy, eyebrowofdoom, fakename, franklymydear, funkyhelix, geekmagirl, goblin, gun, hearsawho, herongale, hugsnkisses, iczer6, ieatpeople, ignatius, ironymaiden, kannaophelia, khym_chanur, kijikun, kittieklaws, krazycat, kyuuketsukirui, ladystarlight, leto, littlebitca, littlest_lurker, llama_treats, lm, logovo, loony666, marlo, marumae, maryavatar, mindset, miome, mlleelizabeth, mmmkay, mnemosyne, mrbimble, naienko, notme, o_o, oulangi, p_tripp, panthea, pfeffermuse, phosfate, platedlizard, prettyveela, princessdot, puipui, qem_chibati, random_grey, rubber_baby, sagralisse, sajasma, sepiamagpie, shoiryu, silvernutmeg, smit, smo, snacky, solar_boat, sorchar, spawn_of_kong, stasha, system, tehrin, telesilla, texta, theantifooosh, thewashinator, threegoldfish, tintin, tiny_ninjas, tinybubbles, tldr, vasaris, vergilsparda, wankprophet, workingslacker, yadda, yesmaster, ymfaery |  | 32: | anon_no_more, antiasshat, clairvoyantwank, dl_anon, fandom_court, fandom_lounge, fandom_rant, fandom_wank, fandomwank, fw_debate, fw_fairytales, fw_offline, fwank_icons, fwgreatesthits, hp_cornfield, hufflen00bs, i_wank, jurisimprudence, kabal_quotes, kiddie_patrol, metaquotes, mockittymock, mockitymock, modsquad, news, otf_wank, petpeeves, political_wank, pornucopia, sekrit_admirer, wank_report, wankitywank |
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| Friend of: | 126: acari, adinaj69, adinkra, anatsuno, apoplexia, aralinde, ashenmote, backfromspace, bemysty, best_imitation, bitca, bookshop, braisinhussy, breecita, bubosquared, candytaiyo, cesare, chaimonkey, chrome327, circumstance, cleolinda, combledore, crickets, dae, dana_kujan, darkrose, darkwitch666, darthtall, dax_069, deeablo, deoridhe, dlareme, dorothy1901, ecchaniz0r, eemilyvr1, elcondor, elfy, eljuno, entrenous88, eris, esorlehcar, ev_vy, eyebrowofdoom, fakename, franklymydear, funkyhelix, geekmagirl, goblin, gun, hearsawho, herongale, hugsnkisses, iczer6, ieatpeople, ignatius, ironymaiden, kannaophelia, khym_chanur, kijikun, kittieklaws, krazycat, kyuuketsukirui, ladystarlight, leto, littlebitca, littlest_lurker, llama_treats, lm, logovo, loony666, marlo, marumae, maryavatar, mindset, miome, mlleelizabeth, mmmkay, mnemosyne, mrbimble, naienko, nemesisdescends, notme, o_o, oppulent_lurker, oulangi, p_tripp, panthea, pfeffermuse, phosfate, platedlizard, plazmah, prettyveela, princessdot, puipui, qem_chibati, random_grey, rubber_baby, sagralisse, sajasma, sepiamagpie, shoiryu, silvernutmeg, smit, smo, snacky, solar_boat, sorchar, spawn_of_kong, stasha, tehrin, telesilla, texta, theantifooosh, thewashinator, threegoldfish, tintin, tiny_ninjas, tinybubbles, tldr, vasaris, vergilsparda, wankprophet, workingslacker, yadda, yesmaster, ymfaery |
| Member of: | 30: anon_no_more, antiasshat, clairvoyantwank, cult_of_fw, dl_anon, fandom_court, fandom_lounge, fandom_rant, fandom_wank, fandomwank, fw_debate, fw_fairytales, fw_offline, fwank_icons, fwgreatesthits, hp_cornfield, i_wank, jurisimprudence, kiddie_patrol, metaquotes, mockittymock, mockitymock, modsquad, otf_wank, petpeeves, political_wank, pornucopia, sekrit_admirer, wank_report, wankitywank |
| Account Type: | Premium Paid Account |
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