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Toy company makes grown men rage; film at eleven. [21 May 2013|10:28am]

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Hasbro’s robust My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic franchise is doing something that a lot of girl-aimed television franchises have done: it’s spawning a semi-canonical tie-in movie.

The film, entitled “Equestria Girls,” is about Twilight Sparkle getting sucked into the human world, turning into a human, and winding up in what appears to be a technicolor version of Mean Girls. As you can imagine, the Brony fandom is absolutely delighted that the production team is making such a drastic change to their beloved formula and... oh wait, no, they're pitching a fit about it.

Knowing Brony fandom's reputation for grade-A unfunny, I have done my best to sift through the wank and bring you only the funny bits! (Though if you click any of the links, be warned — you're going into no-man's land.)

First off, there's some minor wanking on this April article on Equestria Daily, where some poor souls are still holding out hope that it’s not real:

gunner1425
I'm still going to think of it as an error... MLP may be bigger than anyone expected, but it's not so big that it warrants a spinoff movie being shown in theaters. If it was legit, we probably would've seen some kind of promo material by now other than that one promotional image. Especially if the premiere is as close as it says...

Though if it is legit, I will be very surprised. Though I imagine even then it would be a very limited release.

Cloud_Kicker
I am hoping beyond hope you are right...

RaunchyOpp
Well think about it this way, we're pretty much the only ones who know this is a thing. Kids don't know about Equestria Girls, and they're the ones who'd care about it. If it was meant as a big thing for theaters there'd be ads out the ass. Even beyond that if a popular show was going to have a movie in theaters, it wouldn't suddenly be a spinoff, haha.


De Nial is a river full of hungry violent hippos... )

However, the wanking really gets going with the release of a trailer.

There is capslock o’ rage and harsh language!

@zorinlynx
Okay, let me be the first one to ask... If they were going to make a pony movie, why not just use the AWESOME PONIES WE ALREADY HAVE??

We already have these awesome ponies and they made a movie based on these mutations. It makes me want to BREAK SHIT!!!


I dunno, mutant ponies sounds like a winning idea, but most of these Bronies don’t seem to agree: Cut for more whinging )

There is vast overestimation of Brony fandom’s importance:

nuke1007
i thought about that too, what i hope is that the next time Hasbro goes onto equestria daily they see how pissed we all are.and cancel/ change the movie

SukhoiPilot21
Unfortunately, that won't matter to them. As long as their pockets are filled, they'll keep on going. It's how all these corporate businesses are.

whitespaceonly
Easy fix: don't fill their pockets. I look at this with utter disinterest and will continue to do so unless it comes out and turns out to be actually good (as in, very good).


Bronies make the world go round )

Some people think the anthro-ed ponies look too much like their pony selves. Because changing things is bad, but not changing things enough is also bad: Why is it different/not different? Why?!? )

Twilightisbest suggests a protest! Walk-outs and demographics and greed, oh my! )

There is talk of CENSORSHIP and the FIRST AMENDMENT! Get thee to a Civics class )

Naturally, there are conspiracy theories: Hasbro just wants to stick it to us! )

Some people are worried that the movie might be blighted by the heinous scourge known only as... [scare chord] ...the ROMANCE SUBPLOT!

Deltamelon
They can shove whatever crap they like in there, but for the love of God I hope they don't make any gushy boy-liking crap. One of the reasons I love MLP so much is because there is ZERO relationship business (sans Shining Armor and Cadance, of course). No matter the show or cartoon, I simply can't "get into" relationship turmoils and things like "oh my which boy do I like more," even when the role is switched and it's boys lamenting over girls I simply DON'T CARE. For so long I've kinda viewed Twilight and her friends (at least canonically) as asexual, and I loved it that way because sexual tension is completely unnecessary in a kid's show. If they start pushing this relationship crap, I'm going to flip a table.

And based on that trailer, I think I'd better get my table ready...


I agree, it’s revolting when girls express an interest in dating boys who aren’t Bronies.

More anti-shipping wank, right this way )

Some people are getting a tad melodramatic:

Mist
Watched the trailer, all this crap is cannon, in your face rationalization fools.

@torch621
Oh I hope it isn't. MLP really will be destroyed if it is. We might as well all jump ship and ignore it.

Mist
"It’s new but still an extension of our mythology.” said by Meghan McCarthy. It doesn't get more cannon even if Lauren shouts it at your ear.

It is really sad, the amount of potential bronies who will look at this and think FiM is like it. And that's if it FiM is not complete replaced.

doublepinkiepie
It's not being completely replaced, Rarity would be shocked at your over dramatic response. If it's bad we treat it as batman fans treat Batman and Robin or starwars fans treat most of the prequels.

@MeandSamBFFL
The Prequels were badass, don't you even start on that.

Mist
I didn't mean that, I mean Hasbro could cancel FiM and bet at all the money to EG, that would accomplish the alleged goal of getting rid of the bronies.

doublepinkiepie
Who the hell said that? that is completely paranoid lol.


No, I'm sorry, that’s not melodramatic enough. We need to lay it on thicker. Tell me more about your pony angst )

And of course there’s complaining about the complaining: Like a mobius strip!</lj-cut> <i><b>@RhysSouthall</b> God, some of the comments here make me wanna just pull out a violin and play them a song. That and just laugh out loud. Seriously, some of you need to take a freaking pill. MLP was never meant for us, it was meant for younger girls and that is who it will always be primarily aimed at. Deal with it. I can. I watched the trailer and yeah, while I'm not that enthralled, it has the potential to at least be something okay. Every time something big happens, it's the same old crap here on the message boards, ranging from the  )

But at least this guy has his priorities in order:

Derpendable
The cmc have boobs..


(CMC = Cutie Mark Crusaders = Applejack's kid sister and her two little pals)

Dark Qiviut seems to be repeating himself a lot: Cut for stampede of bluish quadrupeds )

Okay, enough of that windbag. Back in the May ED posts, Blackstar033 wants the option to expunge all hints of the movie from the Equestria Daily site:

@blackstar033
Is it possible to include a No Equestria Girls Mode on EQD?

Calpain
That would require tagging everything that isn't Equestria Girls with a "Not Equestria Girls" tag.

@Supmandude
Why not just tag all the one's about Equestria Girls with "Equestria Girls" and make it so the tag is completely excluded? Is that not possible?

whitespaceonly
'fraid not, at least, not without switching to a different blogging website software. If it were possible, then that would be how "no fanfiction" mode would work.

Ganondox
Couldn't you like make a macro to tag everything not tagged with Equestria Girls?


And another reply to Blackstar033’s comment:

AidanofVT
I would say that this is a good idea, but it is important to know one's enemy.


Well it’s good to know they’re staying mature about all this.

And to top it all off, the CEO of another toy company makes a cameo:

Novem_Vulpes
Ooh boy all this hate is giving me the bronchitis. How come it is so easy to rile up the internets with a CHILDREN'S CARD GA-- I MEAN TELEVISION SERIES?

inDerpxar
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE PONIES

Seto Kaiba
don't make me send my lawyers

David_Ker
Mr Kaiba, I have a question: in your world, are court cases resolved through card games?


THE END (until the actual film comes out)

Edit: I am sososo sorry about the html fuckup. orz

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UPDATE on Amy's Baking Company... [21 May 2013|11:20am]

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[cygnia]
...or "Excuse me, how much is a slice of Schadenfreude Pie?"

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Amy’s Baking Company gets lawsuit threat, nixes conference


ETA: Loopywafflehead with some further updated links HERE!
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I AM NOT STUPID ALL OF YOU ARE. YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW GOOD FOOD. [14 May 2013|11:32pm]

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[loopywafflehead]


Amy and Samy Bouzgala, of Amy's Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro in Scottsdale, Arizona, appear on Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares. Aside from the incredibly poor service and food, they lie about baking the cakes they sell, and most of the photos they use on their Facebook belong to other people. Even worse, they verbally abuse customers and staff, and they keep their employees’ tips for themselves. Ramsey gives up on them, saying, “After about 100 Kitchen Nightmares, I met two owners I could not help. It is because they are incapable of listening.”

The owners didn’t listen because they didn’t want help. They only wanted Ramsey's compliments and praise in order to show up the ‘haters’ and ‘bloggers’ on Yelp and Reddit who are obviously out to get them.

Of course, that didn’t happen and the owners had an epic meltdown on their company’s Facebook page.

I am keeping note of all names here. We will be pursuing action against you legaly, and against reddit and yelp, for this plot you have come together on. )


The drama made it to Buzzfeed, where you can find plenty of screencaps in case their Facebook is taken down.

Amy has also been convicted of fraud for using someone else’s social security number and taking out a loan.

People swarm to their Yelp page after watching the episode but most of those reviews are removed. However, it’s easy to see from reviews left before the programme was aired that the owners have always behaved this way.

A poster on Reddit submits the theory that the whole place is actually a money laundering operation. [ETA: Post has since been deleted. I'll try to get it from my computer's cache but if anyone finds a screencap in the meantime, let me know. Found a copy of the text on another Reddit thread, copied to the comments here.]

The full episode can be found here on YouTube. This post on eater.com contains a summary as well as a couple of clips from the show.

And ONTD speculates on the most important issue: what Gordon Ramsey would be like in bed.

Previous ETA's now under the cut )

ETAx5: This is the latest post on their Facebook:

Other Side of Amy’s Baking Company Controversy in Scottsdale To Soon Be Told

SCOTTSDALE, AZ. MAY 15, 2013 -- Amy’s Baking Company will host a Grand Re-Opening on Tuesday night, May 21, following unflattering portrayals on national television.

Customers will be able to decide who is correct: a famous celebrity chef or the marketplace that has supported the small, locally-owned business for six years.

When re-opened, a portion of proceeds will benefit a charity organized to bring awareness to cyber bullying.

Seating is limited. Reservations may be made by emailing sjones@rosemoserallynpr.com.

Diners will also have the opportunity to meet, and judge for themselves the character of owners Amy and Samy Bouzaglo, who have devoted their lives to and earn their living from their small restaurant. The Bouzaglos have been married for 10 years, after Sammy emigrated from Israel.

The owners will likely be holding a press conference before the Grand Re-Opening and answer falsehoods depicted on a reality television show, including assertions that the restaurant confiscates tips from servers.

In fact, wait staff is paid $8-$14 per hour, two and half to nearly five times the standard hourly wage for servers.

Questions will also be answered about what happened to their Facebook page.

Amy’s Baking Company was recently featured on the hit PBS show “Check Please” and has received A+ reports from CBS 5 for kitchen preparedness.

“We are very upset by what has taken place, apologize about the acrimony that has ensued but now must fight back to save our business. We hope and believe much good can result from what has transpired. We ask the public to keep an open mind as we begin to tell our side of the story,” Samy Bouzaglo said.

For more details, please contact Michael Saucier.


I can't decide whether I want Michael Saucier to be a real person or someone who is just leading them on.


In more pleasant news, Katy Cipriano, the waitress who was fired on the show, has participated in an AMA on Reddit. She does have other employment and is doing quite well.

ETAx6: Press conference is off, grand reopening is still on, and future updates can be found in this post.
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The Great Con Conspiracy Desu [13 May 2013|10:19pm]

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I would like to thank the mousey over at wank_report for bringing this little nugget up. So lets revel in some actual funny here.

In Colorado the main anime convention has been Nan Desu Kan. In recent years another anime convention has been building up some steam, Animeland Wasabi.

Right after this year's Animeland Wasabi ended in the beginning of March anime company Funimation announced a lawsuit against Miller Timmons, and ten John Does for selling counterfeit items at Wasabi. (Anime News Network article) Timmons also manages the convention under his Think Art Media and Animeland businesses. There is also a nice breakdown of the lawsuit in this screencap.

A few days ago an announcement is made on the front page of Animeland Wasabi that basically decries that Funimation and Nan Desu Kan are trying to get rid of Animeland Wasabi because NDK totally got their people to find some bootleg merchandise at Wasabi to show to Funimation to get them to sue Wasabi.(Be warned of glaring green background.)

And who would doubt these claims after such strong opening statements like these:

To our anime community, Animeland would like to give details about the lawsuit between Funimation vs. Miller Timmons. The framework of this lawsuit that is pending in the Denver court system is an attempt for Funimation, Nan Desu Kan and Wasabi Anime to drive Animeland, Miller Timmons, and their fans out of the anime community in Denver because we have grown over the past six years.


At the end of that tl;dr there is a screencap of a reply from ThatGuyInTheHat who manages to Godwin himself, in German no less, to a poster on the forums.

Also in the comments to the ANN article the CEO of the site says that they did try to contact Timmons before they posted the article, which goes against Animeland Wasabi's claim that they have not been contacted for a statement. There also seems to have been some wanky comments that have been since deleted in that thread without being screen capped unfortunately.

There is a discussion on the forum (which seems to now no longer be, but there are screen caps) about the announcement where we learn that the screed went through lawyers before being posted. ThatGuyInTheHat believes that anyone who is sticking up for NDK is NDK staff. That he can only give vague hints of NDK's wrongdoings because they could be spying on their forum and use what is said against Wasabi.

Nan Desu Kan has released their own press release on the matter, where they avoid saying much of anything outside that they are not making any anime company to anything for them and are too busy with their own con to care about anyone else's.

With all this popping up shortly after the hearing to figure out the scheduling for the case one can only assume that this may be the beginning.

And in case anything else appears to go poof here are the screen caps collected so far.
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