Toy company makes grown men rage; film at eleven. Hasbro’s robust My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic franchise is doing something that a lot of girl-aimed television franchises have done: it’s spawning a semi-canonical tie-in movie.
The film, entitled “Equestria Girls,” is about Twilight Sparkle getting sucked into the human world, turning into a human, and winding up in what appears to be a technicolor version of Mean Girls. As you can imagine, the Brony fandom is absolutely
delighted that the production team is making such a drastic change to their beloved formula and... oh wait, no, they're pitching a fit about it.
Knowing Brony fandom's reputation for grade-A unfunny, I have done my best to sift through the wank and bring you only the funny bits! (Though if you click any of the links, be warned — you're going into no-man's land.)
First off, there's some minor wanking on
this April article on Equestria Daily, where some poor souls are still holding out hope that it’s not real:
( De Nial is a river full of hungry violent hippos... )However, the wanking really gets going with the
release of a trailer.There is capslock o’ rage and harsh language!
( Cut for whinging )There is vast overestimation of Brony fandom’s importance:
( Bronies make the world go round )Some people think the anthro-ed ponies look too much like their pony selves. Because changing things is bad, but not changing things enough is also bad:
( Why is it different/not different? Why?!? )Twilightisbest suggests a protest!
( Walk-outs and demographics and greed, oh my! )There is talk of CENSORSHIP and the FIRST AMENDMENT!
( Get thee to a Civics class )Naturally, there are conspiracy theories:
( Hasbro just wants to stick it to us! )Some people are worried that the movie might be blighted by the heinous scourge known only as... [scare chord] ...the ROMANCE SUBPLOT!
( Anti-shipping wank, right this way )Some people are getting a tad melodramatic:
( Tell me about your pony angst )And of course there’s complaining about the complaining:
( Like a mobius strip! )But at least this guy has his priorities in order:
Derpendable
The cmc have boobs..(CMC = Cutie Mark Crusaders = Applejack's kid sister and her two little pals)
Dark Qiviut seems to be repeating himself a lot:
( Cut for stampede of bluish quadrupeds )Okay, enough of that windbag. Back in the May ED posts, Blackstar033 wants the option to expunge all hints of the movie from the Equestria Daily site:
( Stick your fingers in your ears and go la la la )And to top it all off, the CEO of another toy company makes a cameo:
Novem_Vulpes
Ooh boy all this hate is giving me the bronchitis. How come it is so easy to rile up the internets with a CHILDREN'S CARD GA-- I MEAN TELEVISION SERIES?
inDerpxar
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE PONIES
Seto Kaiba
don't make me send my lawyers
David_Ker
Mr Kaiba, I have a question: in your world, are court cases resolved through card games?THE END (until the actual film comes out)
Edit: I am sososo sorry about the html fuckup. orz
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