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[Jun. 21st, 2004|11:00 am] |
I did it! I did it! I animated an icon all on my lonesome! I'M SO 1337 IT HURTS!
Meanwhile... how many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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| Confession Time |
[Jun. 20th, 2004|07:44 pm] |
I only found "head iz pasted on, yay!" mildly amusing. Once.
Yeah, I suck. |
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[Jun. 17th, 2004|11:36 am] |
Today I had a dream that my car overheated. So I pulled over and opened the hood, but instead of an engine I had brains. A whole bunch of pink pulsating brains. They were kind of smoking and cooking in the heat so I got our my plant mist-er and wetted them down.
Psychic prediction (I'll have big brains but they'll be over-worked)? Manifestation of my sub-conscious (brain envy)? Too much pudding? |
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[Jun. 13th, 2004|11:27 pm] |
Bob Evan's would be much better if with every order of biscuits they included a pony. |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2004|09:16 pm] |
| [ | mood |
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Blabyadda on aim if you want to find me. |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2004|01:39 pm] |
I just ran a load of laundry. Without detergent.
Meanwhile, food futaba! (Might not be worksafe) |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2004|10:05 am] |
I have found the meaning of life in a box of sugary breakfast cereal.
What fucking let down. I'm gonna go watch tv now. |
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| What I Learned from The Day After Tomorrow |
[May. 31st, 2004|12:35 pm] |
If your disaster/thriller/action film is in need of more tension during the climax, just add a pack of wolves |
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| Overheard at Micky D's |
[May. 27th, 2004|10:57 am] |
"When I was five my older sister told me that ballerinas could only eat popcorn and soda all day. I think she was being sarcastic and I just didn't pick up on it. I remember thinking 'That's not very filling'" |
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| It's back! |
[May. 27th, 2004|08:18 am] |
*Humps journalfen* I think we need some alone time. |
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[May. 24th, 2004|01:35 pm] |
| "ACHTUNG! | | yadda may actually be a spider-human hybrid |
From Go-Quiz.com
Well, that's just silly. |
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[May. 22nd, 2004|07:27 pm] |
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I love entenmann's chocolate donuts. I love them because they're so obviously not donuts. The "bread" portion has that wonderful yellow-industrial-sponge look and packing foam consistency. The chocolate, on the other hand, has the consistency of plastic and appears to have been applied with an aerosol spray can. They're so fake and bad sounding but they still taste good. Mmm. |
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[May. 20th, 2004|09:21 am] |
I'm amazed it took 2 and a half episodes of Colonial House before someone invoked Godwin's law.
For the record, puritan boots with buckles ----> Nazi boots of mean! |
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[May. 18th, 2004|12:57 pm] |
I saw Troy, it was almost a good movie, as well as almost an awesomely bad one. So, really, a failure from all angles. There was a great deal of "face" acting, which was a mistake. Whenever Achilles fell silent and furrowed his brow I imagined his internal monologue as going something like, "I'm hungry. These old people are boring. Hey, Patroklus that chick looks hot. I hope I get to kill something later."
I did like the part where Achilles called the little messanger boy a coward who no one would remember. |
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[May. 16th, 2004|05:13 pm] |
Hey, what's that on your shirt? *points* |
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| Grapes of Wrath |
[May. 10th, 2004|12:58 pm] |
Pears of Repulsion
Apples of Resentment
Bananas of Distrust
Peaches of Preoccupation
Strawberries of Indigence
Pomegranates of Truancy |
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[May. 7th, 2004|06:43 am] |
"Some 30,000 koalas on Kangaroo Island, off the coast of the state of South Australia, are stripping the island of its native gum trees, destroying the ecosystem and causing a koala famine, say environmentalists and national parks officials.
"While they may be cute and cuddly we need to get beyond emotion to reality...my suggestion is professional shooters do it quickly and cleanly,"
But, before the South Australian state government can focus on solving the koala problem, it must finish creating its teddy bear population control program for Happyfun Rainbow Island. Said one Democrat, "my suggestion is selective nuclear annihilation." |
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| The Universal Life Church |
[May. 1st, 2004|11:22 am] |
From now on the only gift I'm giving on birthdays are religious titles. |
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