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Ghosts, hobos, shoes

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 01:36:00 GMT

So Sunday I visited this haunted tunnel (read: drainage ditch) with my brother and various mutual friends. (Me: "What's it haunted by?" Brother's Girlfriend: "Hobos")

No ghosts or hobos, but lots of mud and water. Now my new pink canvas shoes are completely soaked. Wah.

Hey Death Note People...

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 04:15:00 GMT

Remember that chick? Probably not. But, she's back! And she wants to debate again!

(Too dull for wank as yet I think, but still amusing.

"well, no one except the author will convince me [it's not yaoi]"? Dude, over 60 chapters. No buttsex. Not. Yaoi.)

Tue, 24 May 2005 20:51:25 GMT

I really need to stop wearing my glasses in the shower.

I've got a good place for you to stick those TIFFs ....

Mon, 16 May 2005 20:36:19 GMT

TIFF? TIFF!? Who the hell puts out manga scans in TIFF format? Of course CDisplay doesn't support TIFF images because... who the hell uses TIFF images? So now I have to convert them all and STAB-STABY-STAB-STAB!

Death Note Licensed!?

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 01:26:56 GMT

Oh nos!

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men...?

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 20:43:01 GMT

TheEvilThatLurksInTheHeartsOfMen is shagging Leonardo

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

A Conversation I Had This Morning

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:10:58 GMT

My Friend: "I had a pony when I was a kid"
Me: "Seriously?"
MF: "Yeah, my parents live on a farm, remember?"
Me: "That's so sweet! You got to live every 5 to 10 year-olds' dream!"
MF: "He was a nice pony. Too bad about what happened."
Me: "What happened?"
MF: "He died in a drive by shooting."

....HAHAHA YES!!!

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 03:01:49 GMT

chaste4cthulhu (NWS)

omg it would be kawaii if justin and cthulhu and i had a threesome and we were both ravaged and received his primeval spawn to the greater glory of the elder gods

Unfortunate Animal of the Month Club

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 23:09:02 GMT

I am so asking for a few months of this for Christmas.

Mozilla Lightningunicorn...

Mon, 18 Oct 2004 00:43:51 GMT

Those of you out there using Mozilla Firefox may find this extension extremely enjoyable.

Pumaman he flies like a moron....

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 20:33:47 GMT

Oh, good heavens, yes!!! (His hands are claws!)

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 05:02:56 GMT

Where the hell are all my pants?

Invites!!

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 18:47:12 GMT

Okay, which of you mofo's doesn't have Gmail yet?

Sun, 15 Aug 2004 01:46:46 GMT

This is the funniest thing I've seen in months.

Perhaps TMI

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 02:44:32 GMT

I just noticed that my left boob is bigger than my right.

Great, now I'm going to be self-conscious about this for months.

X-post for great justice!

Bo-yah!

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 15:56:39 GMT

I just won the Cleveland Cinemas June Trivia Contest! *Disco dances* I'm getting six movie passes! ...that expire August 5th. Oh yeah!

This totally makes up for that time in fifth grade when I lost Science Student of the Month to Hayley Melanic!

X-posted so I may further revel in my glory.

Just So No One Worries I'm Dead....

Thu, 08 Jul 2004 02:51:59 GMT

I'll be off in the Land of Limited Internet Access for the next week or so. I probably won't have a chance to post much so do your best to soldier on without me.

Saw Spiderman 2

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 01:56:43 GMT

Peter Parker seems to have really bad luck when it comes to scientist father figures.

Anyway, Otto Octavius's arms completely upstaged the rest of the cast.

Peter: I know you're not really evil deep down inside!
Arm 1: EEEE!
Peter: I'm not talking to you!
Doc Oc: He's right, dudes, we need to be good again.
Arm 2: Hissssssss!
Arm 3: Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Doc Oc: Cram it.
Arm 4: :(

My Personal Feelings in Case You Cared:

Thu, 24 Jun 2004 23:01:50 GMT

Everyone involved was extremely wanky. But, damn, if it wasn't funny. Again!! Again!

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 16:43:28 GMT

Hay, guys! It's okay! I still have my crazylife!!

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 15:02:16 GMT

I did it! I did it! I animated an icon all on my lonesome! I'M SO 1337 IT HURTS!

Meanwhile... how many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Confession Time

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 23:49:06 GMT

I only found "head iz pasted on, yay!" mildly amusing. Once.

Yeah, I suck.

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 15:41:27 GMT

Today I had a dream that my car overheated. So I pulled over and opened the hood, but instead of an engine I had brains. A whole bunch of pink pulsating brains. They were kind of smoking and cooking in the heat so I got our my plant mist-er and wetted them down.

Psychic prediction (I'll have big brains but they'll be over-worked)? Manifestation of my sub-conscious (brain envy)? Too much pudding?

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 03:29:30 GMT

Bob Evan's would be much better if with every order of biscuits they included a pony.

Sat, 12 Jun 2004 15:38:26 GMT

I have absolutely nothing interesting to say. But, look, Democratic National Convention!