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[19 Feb 2004|11:15pm] |
Okay, I just have to share this with you guys. Recently, I signed up on a Naruto forum thinking it'd be great fun, and like a complete fool, I went straight to the debate forums. Debate forums are usually teeming with wank-to-be, but by the looks of it, there was less flaming on these boards than most debate forums I've been to. Pleased, I decided to give it a try. One problem- it's bad enough to argue with people who know what they're talking about, but it's a thousand times worse to argue with a retard with flawed logic who won't listen to fact when it's presented to them. Frankly, I try to be open-minded to the opinions of others and can usually understand where other people are coming from, so when I say someone's a retard, it's bad. The intelligence level of the people on this forum is near null.
However, I'm delighted to find that it's worth a really good laugh! From a debate about Evolution vs. Creationism (yes, I know, run now), here is the most classic response I've ever gotten, and I've been laughing about it all day!. (For reference, I am Saucyninja):
Me (in response to another post): "Dust is not made up purely of skin cells, they're only a part of it. Otherwise, how do you explain the presence of dust in places that no one has been for long periods of time?
There are always new stars being formed, and rocks being ground down into new grains of sand. These are not things that have a constant number to be counted and compared."
GaaraoftheSand (AKA:DUMBASS): "...they're called dust mites... and last time i checked rocks aren't made out of sand therefore if you grind one down it donesn't become sand..."
*SNERK* Dictionary definition of sand: "A loose granular material that results from the disintegration of rocks." I posted that and more, to which his response was "whatever...as i said i'm not gonna get into the debate."
*Rolls around* Oh my god, I'm NEVER going to forget this one...! Rocks aren't made out of sand...XDXDXD
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| Becky = BITCH, DIE. |
[01 Feb 2004|02:38am] |
I am so fucking sick of this. No matter what I do in the kitchen, there's always something wrong with it. I use the wrong implement, or I wash the dishes wrong, or I need to use fucking COMET to clean anything I used meat on because other people in this house are pretentious fucking vegans who think they're going to catch disease and DIE should the last remnants of my meat cooties be anywhere on their (excuse me, MY) cookware. I don't know about the people reading this, but I'd rather eat meat juice than Comet. Oh, and meat juice soaks into the wooden cutting board, use the plastic one. THANKS. Why don't you just cook FOR me from now on if you're going to be so fucking picky about it?! It's my fucking kitchen too, in case you've forgotten.
When food goes bad in this house, I get blamed for it. When food disappears, I get blamed for it. When there are dirty dishes in the sink, or dishes left in the drainer, I get blamed for it. And Becky could not possibly be any more condescending or self-righteous about it than she already is. The best of it? Every now and then she'll go off on how she sometimes forgets that's she's so much more MATURE than the rest of us because she's all of two years older. Right. Mature, my ass. I may not be the super-freak of cleanliness, but at least I'm not an ASS who very thinly veils the fact that she thinks everyone else is wrong about everything and then praises her own open-mindedness.
You're an extremist liberal, Becky. I hate to break it to you, but you're just as bad as the fucking conservatives on the other end of the scale, and one day, you'll realize it. Thirty years from now, you're going to be sitting there with the rest of the ex-hippies who were thrown back into reality with the onset of jobs, kids, and actually having to take responsibility for things, and you're going to be eating dairy (because you can't afford fucking SOY when you're paying bills) and supporting a war or a republican bill (because you finally accepted the fact that nothing is ever solved through protests with bad slogans) and asking yourself "What was I thinking?" And I'll reply, "Fuck if I know, but I was never so fucking stupid, you idealistic fool."
On top of that, she's a complete hypocrite. The Comet thing? Becky's request. Becky, who likes to talk about how nasty chemicals are and how we should use all-natural products. *headdesk* >_< KILL ME NOW.
And back on topic, I'm no longer cooking in this house. My cookware and knives are going bye-bye, thank you very fucking much.
PS: In a more general complaint, I really wish people would stop throwing around catch phrases like "solidarity" on this campus and attempting to infect everyone with "white guilt." STFU. I hate the liberalness of this school. Does no one understand the concepts of balance and moderation? The world is not black and white, in case you all haven't noticed by now.
PPS: I wonder how many times I used the word "fuck" or a variation thereof in this post. ^^;
PPPS: I feel kind of bad that all I really do here is bitch. Maybe I'll post other things here as well from now on.
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| Food wank |
[20 Jan 2004|10:42pm] |
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I'm so sick of the kitchen wank that goes on in this house. Why? Every last bloody bit of it is somehow directed at me.
For those of you who don't know (which is probably many of you), I'm currently living in a college dorm with 5 other girls, one of whom is named Becky. Becky and I seem to have naturally clashing personalities, which is never a good thing when you need to live together. I have done my best to avoid any clashes with her by keeping my personal opinions to myself and trying to be as polite as possible. She, however, seems to hold none of the same respect for me, especially when it comes to that goddamn kitchen.
( WARNING: Long, pissed off rant about milk, oranges, garlic, and shitty roommates )
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| A meme, oh my! |
[02 Jan 2004|12:38pm] |
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You are okay!
Perky and abrupt you can quell the most ardent
troll with nothing more than hearty agreement.
Unfortunately, there is always the danger that you
might be taken seriously...
Which article of Fandom Wank culture are you?
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[01 Jan 2004|10:19pm] |
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Testing again...icon not showing up. >_>
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[01 Jan 2004|10:18pm] |
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Testing, testing, 1,2,3...
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| Hello and Welcome |
[31 Dec 2003|09:19am] |
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I have far too many journal accounts as it is, so I figure, I might as well get another one. Hopefully I'll use this one fairly frequently, though. :3 Anyway, I'll be tweaking around with the layout, now. Watch this space.
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