Okay, I just have to share this with you guys. Recently, I signed up on a Naruto forum thinking it'd be great fun, and like a complete fool, I went straight to the debate forums. Debate forums are usually teeming with wank-to-be, but by the looks of it, there was less flaming on these boards than most debate forums I've been to. Pleased, I decided to give it a try. One problem- it's bad enough to argue with people who know what they're talking about, but it's a thousand times worse to argue with a retard with flawed logic who won't listen to fact when it's presented to them. Frankly, I try to be open-minded to the opinions of others and can usually understand where other people are coming from, so when I say someone's a retard, it's bad. The intelligence level of the people on this forum is near null.

However, I'm delighted to find that it's worth a really good laugh! From a debate about Evolution vs. Creationism (yes, I know, run now), here is the most classic response I've ever gotten, and I've been laughing about it all day!. (For reference, I am Saucyninja):

Me (in response to another post): "Dust is not made up purely of skin cells, they're only a part of it. Otherwise, how do you explain the presence of dust in places that no one has been for long periods of time?

There are always new stars being formed, and rocks being ground down into new grains of sand. These are not things that have a constant number to be counted and compared."

GaaraoftheSand (AKA:DUMBASS): "...they're called dust mites... and last time i checked rocks aren't made out of sand therefore if you grind one down it donesn't become sand..."

*SNERK* Dictionary definition of sand: "A loose granular material that results from the disintegration of rocks." I posted that and more, to which his response was "whatever...as i said i'm not gonna get into the debate."

*Rolls around* Oh my god, I'm NEVER going to forget this one...! Rocks aren't made out of sand...XDXDXD