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Procrastinating by MEME!
I saw this first onalice_montrose journal and then on erastes journal and since they were a joy to read - I decided to take part:
1. Choose a few of your own characters (five at the most).
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people...Unless you are Lamasu who doesn't believe in tagging.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself.
This is actually really hard to do without throwing spoilers in ... but since most of you will only ever read it if I get to self-publish it...
Here are the victims:
Dr. Jake Layard (Love, Lust and Dust).
Hiero(Love, Lust and Dust).
Lord Solomon Fountain (Snobs and Sodomy).
Rabbi Abraham Rottenstein (Snobs and Sodomy).
How old are you?
Layard: 35
Hiero: 25
Lord Fountain: I stopped counting during the French Revolution... I was a bit... busy ... for few years...
Rabe Abe: Age doesn't have any meaning on this side of reality ... Ok! Ok! I am 56!!!
What's your height?
Layard: 1.79m
Hiero: 1.69m
Lord Fountain: I was 1.85m yesterday but the doors here are a bit smaller so I shrunk.
Rabe Abe: I have no idea. A man's hight is no measure for his wisdom... why are you looking at me like that? ... swearing is rude so I will not tell you to FUCK OFF!
What are you?
Layard: A living person who can see memories trapped in objects.
Hiero: Complicated.
Lord Fountain: A very well preserved human being... *shifty eyes*.
Rabe Abe: A man who found a way to walk to...ummm... the other side of the... mirror.
Do you have any bad habits?
Layard: Rumours about me not being able to keep it up for too long are... well... *pouts* ... I give really good head though.
Hiero: Apart from stealing things for a living? I guess I care too much about my appearance.
Lord Fountain: Now, look here, I need Absinthe to live!
Rabe Abe: I am a bit trigger-happy, but you can't blame me... I mean - look at this shit-hole!
Are you a virgin?
Layard: Ahahah! No!
Hiero: I have never been with a woman.
Layard: That is because I am not a woman.
Hiero: *sulks*
Lord Fountain: At my age that would be rather worrying.
Rabe Abe: He is SO not a virgin!
Lord Fountain: You should know, of course!
Rabe Abe: *pulls a gun out* come any closer and you are DEAD!
Who's your mate/spouse? If not, got anyone in mind?
Layard: I have my heart set on the young cat-burglar who shot me once.
Hiero: It was an accident! Love is for girls and GAY people... I am not GAY!
Layard: Of course not! You just want me to suck you off right here and now.
Hiero: *sulks*
Lord Fountain: what do you think Rabbi?
Rabe Abe: *cocks his gun*
Do you have any kids?
Layard: I wish. I am quite determined to have children one day.
Hiero: I haven't thought about it yet.
Lord Fountain: I have fathered many children and they have given birth to many others and they all follow in my footsteps!
Rabe Abe: I believe I have one son. I am not sure where he is though.
What's your favorite food?
Layard: Domino Pizza and good strong herbal coffee.
Hiero: Whatever...
Lord Fountain: Absinthe can sustain me for days...
Rabe Abe: Good home made food! This way I can make sure it is Kosher.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Layard: Chocolate!
Hiero: Vanilla.
Layard: That figures.
Hiero: *sulks*
Lord Fountain: Do they do ice cream in Absinthe flavor?
Rabe Abe: I rather have chicken soup thankyou!
Have you killed anyone?
Layard: Goodness gracious! Of course not! That is not how I used to operate... I mean... Ah... I wouldn't kill anyone!
Hiero: I came close a couple of times. By accident. Things tend to... blow up when I am on a mission.
Lord Fountain: Yes, I have! It was necessary... and quite pleasurable.
Rabe Abe: Thou shalt not kill!
Lord Fountain: Is that why you keep a gun?
Rabe Abe: Every rule has an exception. Especially when the exception is YOU!
Have any secrets?
Layard: One or two.
Hiero: *looks away broodingly*
Lord Fountain: Now see here! I am not about to divulge the secret of my extended life-span!
Rabe Abe: Everyone have secrets but they can't keep them from God.
Lord Fountain: A bit of an voyeuristic pervert your god isn't he?
Rabe Abe: *cocks gun*
Do you hate anyone?
Layard: No, not really. I am a pretty easy going person.
Hiero: I hate Rabbi Abraham Rottenstein for what he did to my parents!!!
Rabe Abe: And yet - they still loves me.
Hiero: *pulls a gun out*
Lord Fountain: Calm down children. *tales guns from Hiero and Rabe Abe* Now, isn't this much nicer! I have a deep inherent distaste for most people but calling it hate is giving it a lot more gravitas than it dzeserves! People are not worth the energy that hate requires.
Rabe Abe: *pulls another gun out* I hate Solomon Fountain... he makes me want to be subjected to vile and sinful acts!
Do you love anyone?
Layard: didn't we cover this one under the SPOUSE question?
Hiero: Yes we did! This is all GAY - I have better things to do with my time.
Lord Fountain: Since Rabbi Rottenstein here would kill me if I confessed my undying love for his pale reluctant buttocks I will have to remember my dead beloved John, the man whom I betrayed and left for dead when we where young... I also harbor a fondness for a young opium den dancer...
Rabe Abe: the level of your perversity is astonishing! Leave Narciss out of this! I rue the day you taught me the pleasures of...and Narciss..*coughs* I loved two people a long time ago... it is all over now.
What is your job?
Layard: Retired thief and currently a linguist. I teach Akkadian at UCL and SOAS and translate clay tablets for the British Museum.
Hiero: I am a student of Antique interiors and Decorative arts at UCL by day and a Cat-burglar by night.
Lord Fountain: I am just stupidly rich and drunk all the time. I watch over my extensive family and guide them from afar.
Rabe Abe: Rabbi of the Progressive Reform Synagogue. No one needs my services here but I also run an orphanage.
Boy or girl?
Layard: Manly man! Well... when I am not possesed by a Goddess of some sort!
Hiero: Here we go with the girly stuff again.
Lord Fountain: I can probably figure out how to turn myself into a woman if I spend enough time in my laboratory... but for now I am male.
Rabe Abe: After what Solomon Fountain did to me I find it hard to connect to my masculinity *cocks gun* ... oh wait! Here it is!
What do you do to relax?
Layard: Read cuneiform scripts... and forge priceless artifacts...
Hiero: Relax? When the streets of London are swarming with Mesopotamian Zombies?!!!
Lord Fountain: get utterly plastered and court pretty effeminate boys down a certain opium den... try to kill god... Rape Rabbis...
Rabe Abe: I look for hidden meaning in the Old Testament... and clean my guns... Oh and I make my own butter...
Lord Fountain: Came in handy that time...
Rabe Abe: Correction! I USED to make butter!
What's something that you like?
Layard: Mesopotamian history and language.
Hiero: My collection of newspaper cuttings about the great thief APOCALYPSE my childhood Hero.
Lord Fountain: licking Absinthe from the belly-button of pretty boys... and Rabe Abe's butter.
Rabe Abe: My bible... and guns... and chicken soup.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Layard: I didn't want to do anything when I grew up. i just wanted to smoke, drink and get laid.
Hiero: I wanted to be just like APOCALYPSE!
Layar: *shuffles closer* really?
Hiero: I changed my mind!
Lord Fountain: I wanted to be god!
Rabe Abe: Blasphamous creep! I should kill you now!
Lord Fountain: What... again?
Rave Abe: *ignores him* I always wanted to be a Rabbi. It was my life long dream!
What's your favorite clothes/outfit?
Layard: shirt, trousers and jacket... all a bit crumpled and stained I'm afraid... but very clean!
Hiero: Fashionable jeans, Black T-shirt, leather jacket.
Lord Fountain: Anything as long as it is heavily embroidered and made out of silk and velvet.
Rabe Abe: the world is yet to realize the greatness of corduroy suits.
What would you change - if you could change one thing in your life?
Layard: I wouldn't change anything. Life is what brought me here and here is pretty nice.
Hiero: I would save David my childhood friend, I would not tell anyone I can see ghosts, I would ... Life is full of too many regrets.
Lord Fountain: I would have worked harder to achieve the greater goal... but I have my descendants to work towards it now. *evil grin*.
Rabe Abe: I wish the night I met Solomon Fountain never happened. I also wish I didn't mess my best friends' wedding.
If you could steal one thing from any museum in the world - what would that be?
Layard: I already did. It is on my bed-side table.
Hiero: I could steal anything I want from any museum I want... are you doubting my skills?
Lord Fountain: I don't steal - I pay for people to do it for me!
Rabe Abe: What part of THOU SHALT NOT STEAL did you not understand???
And then I let them go their own way... I am sure Lord Fountain Molested Rabe Abe on the way out and Layard stole Lord Fountain clothes as he did and Hiero... Hiero just walked off in disgust! ¬_¬
If you write I would really enjoy reading your interview... so go ahead and take the meme if you want to ^_^.
I saw this first on
alice_montrose journal and then on erastes journal and since they were a joy to read - I decided to take part:1. Choose a few of your own characters (five at the most).
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people...Unless you are Lamasu who doesn't believe in tagging.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself.
This is actually really hard to do without throwing spoilers in ... but since most of you will only ever read it if I get to self-publish it...
Here are the victims:
Dr. Jake Layard (Love, Lust and Dust).
Hiero(Love, Lust and Dust).
Lord Solomon Fountain (Snobs and Sodomy).
Rabbi Abraham Rottenstein (Snobs and Sodomy).
How old are you?
Layard: 35
Hiero: 25
Lord Fountain: I stopped counting during the French Revolution... I was a bit... busy ... for few years...
Rabe Abe: Age doesn't have any meaning on this side of reality ... Ok! Ok! I am 56!!!
What's your height?
Layard: 1.79m
Hiero: 1.69m
Lord Fountain: I was 1.85m yesterday but the doors here are a bit smaller so I shrunk.
Rabe Abe: I have no idea. A man's hight is no measure for his wisdom... why are you looking at me like that? ... swearing is rude so I will not tell you to FUCK OFF!
What are you?
Layard: A living person who can see memories trapped in objects.
Hiero: Complicated.
Lord Fountain: A very well preserved human being... *shifty eyes*.
Rabe Abe: A man who found a way to walk to...ummm... the other side of the... mirror.
Do you have any bad habits?
Layard: Rumours about me not being able to keep it up for too long are... well... *pouts* ... I give really good head though.
Hiero: Apart from stealing things for a living? I guess I care too much about my appearance.
Lord Fountain: Now, look here, I need Absinthe to live!
Rabe Abe: I am a bit trigger-happy, but you can't blame me... I mean - look at this shit-hole!
Are you a virgin?
Layard: Ahahah! No!
Hiero: I have never been with a woman.
Layard: That is because I am not a woman.
Hiero: *sulks*
Lord Fountain: At my age that would be rather worrying.
Rabe Abe: He is SO not a virgin!
Lord Fountain: You should know, of course!
Rabe Abe: *pulls a gun out* come any closer and you are DEAD!
Who's your mate/spouse? If not, got anyone in mind?
Layard: I have my heart set on the young cat-burglar who shot me once.
Hiero: It was an accident! Love is for girls and GAY people... I am not GAY!
Layard: Of course not! You just want me to suck you off right here and now.
Hiero: *sulks*
Lord Fountain: what do you think Rabbi?
Rabe Abe: *cocks his gun*
Do you have any kids?
Layard: I wish. I am quite determined to have children one day.
Hiero: I haven't thought about it yet.
Lord Fountain: I have fathered many children and they have given birth to many others and they all follow in my footsteps!
Rabe Abe: I believe I have one son. I am not sure where he is though.
What's your favorite food?
Layard: Domino Pizza and good strong herbal coffee.
Hiero: Whatever...
Lord Fountain: Absinthe can sustain me for days...
Rabe Abe: Good home made food! This way I can make sure it is Kosher.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Layard: Chocolate!
Hiero: Vanilla.
Layard: That figures.
Hiero: *sulks*
Lord Fountain: Do they do ice cream in Absinthe flavor?
Rabe Abe: I rather have chicken soup thankyou!
Have you killed anyone?
Layard: Goodness gracious! Of course not! That is not how I used to operate... I mean... Ah... I wouldn't kill anyone!
Hiero: I came close a couple of times. By accident. Things tend to... blow up when I am on a mission.
Lord Fountain: Yes, I have! It was necessary... and quite pleasurable.
Rabe Abe: Thou shalt not kill!
Lord Fountain: Is that why you keep a gun?
Rabe Abe: Every rule has an exception. Especially when the exception is YOU!
Have any secrets?
Layard: One or two.
Hiero: *looks away broodingly*
Lord Fountain: Now see here! I am not about to divulge the secret of my extended life-span!
Rabe Abe: Everyone have secrets but they can't keep them from God.
Lord Fountain: A bit of an voyeuristic pervert your god isn't he?
Rabe Abe: *cocks gun*
Do you hate anyone?
Layard: No, not really. I am a pretty easy going person.
Hiero: I hate Rabbi Abraham Rottenstein for what he did to my parents!!!
Rabe Abe: And yet - they still loves me.
Hiero: *pulls a gun out*
Lord Fountain: Calm down children. *tales guns from Hiero and Rabe Abe* Now, isn't this much nicer! I have a deep inherent distaste for most people but calling it hate is giving it a lot more gravitas than it dzeserves! People are not worth the energy that hate requires.
Rabe Abe: *pulls another gun out* I hate Solomon Fountain... he makes me want to be subjected to vile and sinful acts!
Do you love anyone?
Layard: didn't we cover this one under the SPOUSE question?
Hiero: Yes we did! This is all GAY - I have better things to do with my time.
Lord Fountain: Since Rabbi Rottenstein here would kill me if I confessed my undying love for his pale reluctant buttocks I will have to remember my dead beloved John, the man whom I betrayed and left for dead when we where young... I also harbor a fondness for a young opium den dancer...
Rabe Abe: the level of your perversity is astonishing! Leave Narciss out of this! I rue the day you taught me the pleasures of...and Narciss..*coughs* I loved two people a long time ago... it is all over now.
What is your job?
Layard: Retired thief and currently a linguist. I teach Akkadian at UCL and SOAS and translate clay tablets for the British Museum.
Hiero: I am a student of Antique interiors and Decorative arts at UCL by day and a Cat-burglar by night.
Lord Fountain: I am just stupidly rich and drunk all the time. I watch over my extensive family and guide them from afar.
Rabe Abe: Rabbi of the Progressive Reform Synagogue. No one needs my services here but I also run an orphanage.
Boy or girl?
Layard: Manly man! Well... when I am not possesed by a Goddess of some sort!
Hiero: Here we go with the girly stuff again.
Lord Fountain: I can probably figure out how to turn myself into a woman if I spend enough time in my laboratory... but for now I am male.
Rabe Abe: After what Solomon Fountain did to me I find it hard to connect to my masculinity *cocks gun* ... oh wait! Here it is!
What do you do to relax?
Layard: Read cuneiform scripts... and forge priceless artifacts...
Hiero: Relax? When the streets of London are swarming with Mesopotamian Zombies?!!!
Lord Fountain: get utterly plastered and court pretty effeminate boys down a certain opium den... try to kill god... Rape Rabbis...
Rabe Abe: I look for hidden meaning in the Old Testament... and clean my guns... Oh and I make my own butter...
Lord Fountain: Came in handy that time...
Rabe Abe: Correction! I USED to make butter!
What's something that you like?
Layard: Mesopotamian history and language.
Hiero: My collection of newspaper cuttings about the great thief APOCALYPSE my childhood Hero.
Lord Fountain: licking Absinthe from the belly-button of pretty boys... and Rabe Abe's butter.
Rabe Abe: My bible... and guns... and chicken soup.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Layard: I didn't want to do anything when I grew up. i just wanted to smoke, drink and get laid.
Hiero: I wanted to be just like APOCALYPSE!
Layar: *shuffles closer* really?
Hiero: I changed my mind!
Lord Fountain: I wanted to be god!
Rabe Abe: Blasphamous creep! I should kill you now!
Lord Fountain: What... again?
Rave Abe: *ignores him* I always wanted to be a Rabbi. It was my life long dream!
What's your favorite clothes/outfit?
Layard: shirt, trousers and jacket... all a bit crumpled and stained I'm afraid... but very clean!
Hiero: Fashionable jeans, Black T-shirt, leather jacket.
Lord Fountain: Anything as long as it is heavily embroidered and made out of silk and velvet.
Rabe Abe: the world is yet to realize the greatness of corduroy suits.
What would you change - if you could change one thing in your life?
Layard: I wouldn't change anything. Life is what brought me here and here is pretty nice.
Hiero: I would save David my childhood friend, I would not tell anyone I can see ghosts, I would ... Life is full of too many regrets.
Lord Fountain: I would have worked harder to achieve the greater goal... but I have my descendants to work towards it now. *evil grin*.
Rabe Abe: I wish the night I met Solomon Fountain never happened. I also wish I didn't mess my best friends' wedding.
If you could steal one thing from any museum in the world - what would that be?
Layard: I already did. It is on my bed-side table.
Hiero: I could steal anything I want from any museum I want... are you doubting my skills?
Lord Fountain: I don't steal - I pay for people to do it for me!
Rabe Abe: What part of THOU SHALT NOT STEAL did you not understand???
And then I let them go their own way... I am sure Lord Fountain Molested Rabe Abe on the way out and Layard stole Lord Fountain clothes as he did and Hiero... Hiero just walked off in disgust! ¬_¬
If you write I would really enjoy reading your interview... so go ahead and take the meme if you want to ^_^.
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