Ooops, I seem to have jumped into the middle of sockpuppetry wank.

Seriously - your live-in gay boytoy is suddenly off on a TOP SECRET WORLD ENDANGERING MISSION, and you post on your LJ about how scared you get when he goes on a TOP SECRET MISSION without you, and you don't expect people's thoughts to go immediately to sparklepens and lipgloss?

(Context for the unitiated: the journals in question are RP journals belonging to AU versions of an AU of an AU of a couple of Stargate characters, and due some rather complicated circumstances, one of them is living under an assumed name. So those of us trying (by invitation) to convince everyone else that they're attention-whoring sockpuppets in-character have a hard row to hoe. :D )