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march 18th, 2010
1:19pm:
Came out of the house this morning to find this... ( WARNING: fresh, real gore )
current mood: Flattened
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
march 10th, 2010
2:12pm:
Holy crap. Tremors the Series is out on DVD.
http://www.amazon.com/Tremors-Compl
current mood: Fan-Tabulous
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
february 19th, 2010
7:02pm: drabble post: The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester (hot fuzz)
TITLE: The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
WARNINGS: Spelling does not apply.
NOTES: Crit is love.
THANKS: ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
viedma says this happens every time she has to go out of town.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Rogue and Big Talk and many other entities, none of which are me. This is just as well.
The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
7:45a.m Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get the place 2 myself. Rockatron!
9:07a.m Tea in bed w bad boyz 2. U wish u were me!
11:11a.m Watchin inside job. good shit man!
11:40a.m. When u comin home?
12:47p.m. Pork pie. Do u have pork pie? I think not!
1:31p.m. R U done yet?
2:18p.m. Bored. When u done?
2:40p.m. Bored bored bored. Oh well nap I spose.
3:29p.m. U comin back soon?
3:48p.m. I have beer yay.
4:16p.m. We got a fire estingushire? Where is it?
4:20p.m. Thankew. No rush comin home. :)
4:23p.m. Nuthin no problem.
4: 25p.m. Wut no i'm fine!
current mood: Fantastico
current music: philip glass - 'help me'
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
january 22nd, 2010
2:09pm: picspam: back of the neon
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
january 20th, 2010
4:05pm: picspam: the pop-bottle city of kandor
"Do you think Superman ever shakes it?" says sepiamagpie.
current mood: Focused
december 28th, 2009
1:50pm: fuzzfic rec: A Christmas Vampire
"It was almost like a Dickens Christmas, except for the naked vampires."anam71 wrote a really, really, really, really funny Hot Fuzz Christmas story over this-a-ways: http://community.livejournal.com/sandfo
current mood: Fan-Tabulous
december 14th, 2009
10:07am:
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
november 13th, 2009
3:14pm: fic post: hard cheese (hot fuzz)
TITLE: Hard Cheese
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Eleventy-something thousand.
RATING: PG fer the cussin', bloodshed, and shit that blows up
WARNINGS: American spelling; don't try this at home even though I totally want to; slurs against the French.
SUMMARY: "Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin' fuck out of the poor cheese."
NOTES: Crit is love.
CREDITS: at the end
DISCLAIMER: I no has Fuzzburger. Is Rogue's Fuzzburger!
Nicholas Angel was vaguely surprised to find that the Swan was not only still standing, but open for business. During his time in hospital, as both patient and spectator, his mental picture of Sandford had somehow developed into one of a large, smoking crater, with decorative ironwork and flowerpots. But the door of the hotel was open, the lights were on, and pop music leaked quietly from somewhere.
He was dressed in a St John Ambulance sweatshirt and a borrowed pair of Cartwright's jeans, cuffed at the bottom. He smelled of hospital. He needed a shower to rid himself of his last shower.
continued at: http://annlarimer.livejournal.com/93438
current mood: Dramatic
october 20th, 2009
10:35am: picspam: unexpected pegg is unexpected
I won some badges on eBay. The packet arrived yesterday. When I opened the envelope...
...THIS was inside, for support.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ABOUT IT!
Now it is lurking in the flowers.
Seriously, WTF?
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
october 19th, 2009
12:35pm: picspam: they crave human flesh
(Awesome Nicholas and Danny keychains made by mechturtle, who is awesome.)
current mood: Focused
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
october 16th, 2009
12:48pm:
Written for violetisblue, I give you an excerpt from David Mamet's Where the Wild Things Are:
"So, yeah, one night this kid Max puts on this goddamn wolf suit. Swear to God, this kid has a goddamn fucking wolf suit. And he's all sugared up or some goddamn thing and raising all kinds of hell, you know, fuckin' kids, man. And his mom, she's about to totally lose her shit. And she's all, GODDAMMIT, MAX, WILL YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN? I AM TRYING TO WATCH DANCING WITH THE GODDAMN FUCKING STARS HERE! And Max is still wound up like a motherfucker, and he pulls a fucking kitchen knife on her, and stars screaming BITCH I WILL CUT YOU AND I WILL EAT YOU! And the mom goes berserk, because nobody wants to hear that shit, especially not from a fucking kid when you've just spent two hours making his goddamn fucking dinner. And she says, MAX, YOU LITTLE FUCKER, YOU GET YOUR ASS UP TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING ANY GODDAMN DINNER, YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG. And that shuts the little fucker up."
Next: Quentin Tarantino's The Mouse and His Child
september 15th, 2009
3:08pm: picspam: stay classy, Lincoln
Animated strip club neon. This is one of the few extant bits of neon from my childhood, and instills feelings of both nostalgia and repulsion now. As far as I can tell, it is never turned off.
current mood: mildly ill
1:28pm: picspam: no exit
august 18th, 2009
9:43am: holy crap amazing hf story on sandfordpolice omg omg omg will you LOOK at this GQMF fic
http://community.livejournal.com/sandfo
current mood: amazed
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
august 16th, 2009
11:08pm: when worlds collage!
Working on a new notebook cover. I need to find some little swans and hedgehogs to sit in the boats.
I think the glitter glue adds that little extra bit of class, don't you?
current mood: Dovish
current music: jimi hendrix - 'all along the watchtower'
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
august 6th, 2009
8:27pm: FRANK SMITH LIVES!
http://www.hulu.com/search?query=L+A+Dr
current mood: Amazed
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
1:23pm: fic post: 'many hands' (hot fuzz)
TITLE: Many Hands
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 700ish
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling; gore
SUMMARY: The NWA demonstrate the small-town values of cooperation, mutual support, and local self-sufficiency.
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Big Talk and Rogue and, y'know, all them guys.
"There you are," Joyce Cooper chirruped, floofing open a black bin liner. "Many hands make light work!"
"Very true," said Robin Hatcher. "Thank you, Joyce." He bent over Martin Blower's dressing table, bone saw in hand.
She smiled. "You're welcome."
Supervising from the dressing-room doorway, Frank Butterman smiled at his colleagues. Harmony, he thought. Harmony is our watchword.
"Wait," said a voice. ( click to continue )
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
august 5th, 2009
10:44pm:
JOURNALFEN!
Hi, baby! I missed you.
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses
august 4th, 2009
9:11am: jerry robinson has a posse and it plays canned synth music
Unintentionally hilarious homemade trailer for *ahem* copies of Gene Roddenberry's The Questor Tapes.
july 22nd, 2009
4:01pm: er...why am i a whore? this time, i mean.
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fan
current mood: confused
speaky mcspeakerton / 9 speakses
10:57am: make a tribble!
ecto_gammat asked how to make a Tribble:
Click for biggerer. Full-size image is quite large, so you can read/print it. Feel free to ask for clarification of instructions/handwriting decipherage. Yes, they really are that easy to make. I'd put beanie pellets/shot/whatever in the bottom for weight, but it all depends on what sort of feel you want.
current mood: accomplished
july 6th, 2009
1:35pm: drabble post: the o.c. (hot fuzz/nutrek)
TITLE: Drabble: The O.C.
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: G. Wait. What?
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...it still belongs to Paramount, right? The important thing is, neither of them are mine.
PROPS: To viedma 'cause it was her idea.
Ensign Manny Dairyman knew, when he looked across the briefing table into Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott’s eyes, that his transfer to the Engineering section of the U.S.S. Enterprise would change not just his career, but his whole life.
Nicholas came up behind him. “Ready?”
“Nothin’!” Danny hit the little X at the top right of the screen. “Just e-mail. You ready?”
“You really want Star Trek again?”
“Nothing else on,” Danny said casually.
Was that suspicion in Nicholas’ eyes? “True.”
Surely nothing escaped Scotty’s brilliant gaze – surely not Dairyman’s sudden surge of emotion…
I gotta remember that, thought Danny. Brilliant.
current mood: Freakish
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
9:17am: and how was your holiday?
Mine was quiet.
july 1st, 2009
2:08pm: picspam: Ms Marvel dance party!
Click for more bigging.
DJ Domo-kun is kicking out some bangin' tunes. Or something.
june 17th, 2009
4:58pm: drabble post: straight to voicemail (hot fuzz)
TITLE: Drabble: Straight to voicemail
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.
You have six new messages.
“OH MY GOD NICHOLAS ADVANCED DRIVING IS THE BEST THING EV — oh fuck that’s not—”
You have five new messages.
“Mornspare. Nferggit wermin Saxadday.”
You have four new messages.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I JUST LEARNED — ‘course I’m not using the phone while—"
You have three new messages.
“Have you got Prince Albert in — fuck, Andy! Now you’ve fucked it up!”
You have two new messages.
“I got to stay another day an’ review basic safety. Sorry. Want anything from HMV?”
You have one new message.
“THIS IS BRILLIANT! CAN I TAKE THE CYCLING COURSE?”
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
june 2nd, 2009
9:29am: MediaWest picspam: Feltbot
Apologies for the heinous picture. The camera insisted that the focus be the bag of Reese's Pieces behind him. As always, click for more biggery.
He's approximately 1" x 1" x 2", made of wool felt and buttons, and pellet stuffed to keep him from flying across the room.
current mood: Forlorn
june 1st, 2009
9:30pm: picspam: Mediawest ought-nine
(cliquez-vous pour more biggerness)
Red Heel socks (they come in blue as well as brown), microfleece dishtowel uniform, wool felt details. Rag and poly stuffed for weight. The background is the perfectly revolting Lansing Days Inn, which, I am happy to say, we were able to vacate after the first night. I tried to straddle the Nimoy-Quinto line with the face.
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
may 6th, 2009
6:50pm:
Save Tesla!
More here: http://zia-narratora.livejournal.com/51
april 15th, 2009
8:28am: 'how godzilla affects my daily commute'
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/bfeb
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses
april 13th, 2009
9:30am: bad press, you say?
"Lost in a lot of the hullabaloo is the disability angle and the fact that feminist and female sexuality books were also deranked. This was intentional. I would go so far as to say it was mistaken and probably a committee decision of surpassing corporate blindness, but do not insult my intelligence and tell me it was a “glitch”. I wouldn’t be surprised if it ended up being a hit job by a hate group, as tehdely theorizes–but still, Amazon has not become a huge company by taking weirdo fundies seriously, even weirdo fundies with agendas."
--http://www.lilithsaintcrow.com/journa
Salon sends hugs:
http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/?la
Dear Author has a letter template if you're stuck for words
http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/200
current mood: Fan-Fucking-tastic
april 10th, 2009
8:49pm: and now a brief macro
(Click for more biggery.)
current mood: Flippant
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
april 2nd, 2009
3:37pm: picspam: bot in progress
Face for a plushie robot. Yes, those are appliqued office supplies.
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses
march 23rd, 2009
8:23am: VICTORY IS MINE!
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/photos/capt
current mood: Happy-Dance
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses
january 14th, 2009
10:34am: trope.
teenygozer told the world about: http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/
current mood: Bitch Slapped
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
december 11th, 2008
12:47pm: the microfic meme! HF edition
Stolen from goddesdster, who got it from Agnes lynnez59. Spot the joke stolen from Q.E.D.
Try to write all the different categories of fanfic (angst, fluff, UST, bromance...can you think of others?) in 10 words or less.
Angst
What am I going to tell my son? Tony thought.
Fluff [ I...I still don't understand what the hell fluff is. Help?]
"Have you never hoovered under this bed?"
"Don't know."
UST
"Get a look at his arse!"
Heeyeahhhhhhhh, Danny thought.
Bromance
"Guhboysax!"
Wag.
Hurt/Comfort
"S'all right, Andy, it's just--oh fuck..."
"I got you."
Adventure
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Where'd you learn to drive bulldozers?"
"Bloke in a pub."
Smut
Nicholas' eyes were HUGE. Danny grinned wickedly and carried on.
Humor
"Get him drunk enough, he'll imitate Kermit the Frog."
"Mum!"
current mood: Hormonal
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
december 1st, 2008
8:30pm:
Hot Fuzz is in the LJ crack_van this month, with goddessdster at the wheel.
Wear your seat belts. It's the law.
http://community.livejournal.com/crack_
current mood: Amped
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
november 17th, 2008
12:21pm:
Monk is finally cancelled. What will Lee Goldberg do with all that free time?
current mood: Petty
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
november 13th, 2008
11:47pm:
Everybody knows Twilight is lame.
But guy who plays Edward is, like, totally cool because he hates Twlight.
So it's okay to fangirl guy who plays Edward. And stand in line for hours at the mall with a cattle band on your arm to get his autograph, because you hate Twilight, too. You're cool. Not like those other fans.
And, by extension, it's okay to get all het up over Twilight. In order to hate it. Because that's cool.
You should probably buy a t-shirt while you're there, so you can wear it ironically.
And go see the movie, because you'll be sooooooo annoying to the regular fangirls, with your coolness and your irony.
current mood: sleepy
speaky mcspeakerton / 13 speakses
november 5th, 2008
9:05am: yes i can has
current mood: Amped
october 31st, 2008
10:32am: fic rec: dr tectonic does fuzz-o-ween right
Just. Go. Read. GO READ IT YOU BASTARDS!
http://community.livejournal.com/sandfo
current mood: Amazed
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks